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- Dec 15, 2022
If this is indeed the case, why not wear a paper bag? Or some sort of plastic face guard for his mouth like he's a Mortal Kombat ninja.Don't forget his medically necessary styrofoam divider, so the other employees don't laugh at his gimpy face.
The only problem I see with these solutions is spittle buildup, but our magical star bamboon is smart he'll figure it out.