💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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For real, where is Big Nick? Doesn't he typically post something about her/involving her reasonably often? Could it be their relationship is over and that's part of why he's seething ever more fatly these days?
 
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I feel like the local graveyards need to be on the lookout for Rick, at this point. His morbid obsession is becoming a bit extreme.
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No, stalker. This is how you chose to end your life. You put the gun barrel in your mouth. You wailed in anguish as you contemplated for the last time your own personal inadequacy (both in general and vis-à-vis successful handsome author Patrick S. Tomlinson). Then you discharged the weapon, evacuating every gram of festering putrid dog shit brains out the exit wound in the back of your head, where they splattered moistly against the wall. With a pathetic moan, you sank to the floor, a lifeless heap. Hearing the noise, your parents rushed down the basement steps, heedlessly kicking aside the empty Cheetos bags, unpainted minifigs, and other detritus of your pitiful manchild lifestyle.

"Well... at least it's over now," said your mother, casting toward your father a poignant glance of mingled sorrow and releif.

Your funeral was a small affair. Your parents attended, of course -- mainly out of a sense of obligation. Your brother was there too.

"I remember how we played together as kids," your brother remarked, his voice full os pain and regret. "Long before he joined that cult. He seemed so sweet and full of light. But now... well..."

Some things are better left unsaid.

"In the midst of life we are in death: of whom may we seek for help, but of thee, O Lord, who for our sins art justly displeased?" intoned the gloomy voice of the priest. One by one, the mourners filed past, each dropping a spadeful of earth on the roof of your casket. "Holy God, holy and mighty, holy and merciful Savior, deliver us not to bitter death..."

As the earth closed over your casket, the voices of the mourners grew muffled, distant, finally swallowed up in the darkness, and for the first time in many years, you knew peace.

But then, a sound -- a scraping sound, a scratching sound, something small, but abrasive and persistent, penetrated the tranquility of your tomb. What could it be? With a sifting of earth, something small dropped down from the roof of your casket. It began to inch across the crepe fabric lining, seeking blindly for you. A worm. And then another. Tens, hundreds, thousands of worms and maggots began to emerge from the roof and walls of your coffin, crawling closer and closer to your embalmed flesh.

Noooooo! you scream in a wordless, silent voice, powerless to move or to resist. I'm sorry, Patrick! I didn't realize what I was doing! It was just a joke! It's not my fault!

The worms begin to take small bites from the tender undersides of your limbs, chewing unhurriedly.

Please don't let this happen! Patrick, I'm sorry! Please forgive me! I know I don't deserve it, but, please, please have mercy on me!

And out of the void booms a voice blacker and deeper than the void:

"NO, CHILD."
 
Fatrick feels like he's always on the absolute cusp of earning what is now known as a prime cuts board. I think if a substantial amount of his content came from something other than twitter, he'd really deserve one.
 
Markorian said:
Fatrick feels like he's always on the absolute cusp of earning what is now known as a prime cuts board. I think if a substantial amount of his content came from something other than twitter, he'd really deserve one.
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Null was very resistant to giving Fatrick his own board, even when Fatrick’s orbiters were at peak content generation. The best compromise was the Internet Tough Guys board, and Null is even more disillusioned with partitioned boards even without Fatrick’s bit players having greatly reduced in relevancy.
 
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Null was very resistant to giving Fatrick his own board, even when Fatrick’s orbiters were at peak content generation. The best compromise was the Internet Tough Guys board, and Null is even more disillusioned with partitioned boards even without Fatrick’s bit players having greatly reduced in relevancy.
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Oh, I know. I just think if he was still putting out other types of content though on a more consistent basis, the sheer volume of the modern thread might be at a point where something like that is actually sustainable.
 
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Most likely, yes. I was just reading an article about this the other day—the bar you have to cross to lose First Amendment protections is very high. For instance, here you could argue he’s not specifically threatening your average ICE agent but instead proclaiming those who have done wring will be arrested and tried a la Nuremberg. Compare to if he tweeted a picture of a specific guy, said “This is John ICEAgent. Next time I see him, I am going to shoot him.” Essentially, unless you are giving a threat that you would reasonably be able to execute, or a more broad explicit call to violence, you’re probably protected.

TL;DR: He’s toeing the line, but he’s just barely on the safe side of it since he’s not giving an explicit, actionable threat.
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Just another reason the glowies killed Trevor Moore...
 
Site is down because Boq/Liban is fucking with Cloudflare.

The thread on him is under construction. Dox will be imminent.

Hi, Liban! 👋
 
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Oh boy, I hope nobody else figures out that an ICE task force is staying at a local AirBnb. I heard the address of that AirBnB is 2611 N Oakland Ave
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Remember when he jacked up the rental price 3x during the Republican National Convention, and subsequently, those dates wound up showing as booked? This guy harbors heccin evil chud white terrorists in his house and should be called out for it.

Boomia doesn't count as he's Italian, not white.
 
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Leaders of ICE are appearing in court in February. RICK WON! Enjoy prison Gestapo childs.
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Every time ICE loses popularity it is because of Rick bravely tweeting to bring awareness to the cause. His drunk screeds on Xitter are doing more to bring down Blumphfler than any protest ever could. I would go so far as a tweet telling some random government official they are going to prison is more influential than anyone being shot.
 
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Fatrick is descending to the level of CWC-tier fantasizing about hurting his trolls.
We are witnessing a man's psyche crumble because he refuses to log off and contact foliage.
As much as I like laughing at him, I have to say that the amount of gore he puts into his texts is quite disturbing.

Anyway, I hope this next book has a chapter in which he vividly details how a character named Maniel Dullen is horrifically torn apart by the special forces veteran Tatrick Pomlinson, who Tiny Tim (in spess) sees as a father figure (much unlike Anabelle).
 
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"You. Are. Dead. Stalker."
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"A corpse. A body. A cadaver"
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"Worm food. Maggot farm"
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Pat. Buddy... we need to talk.

We've known each other for years now, so I'm gonna be real with you, ok? And remember, the only reason I'm saying this is because I love you, but I'm afraid you've reached the
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Its about the whole "I'll beat that damn Brian Keene and my stalkers!" thing...

You gotta let it go big buddy.

Listen, this will be
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but it is for your own good.

Acting deranged online, 24/7 just isn't healthy! I mean, right now it's like good damn
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and here you are, sitting on the fart couch,
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just fatly threatening people with
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and telling them to "Enjoy your
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cell in prison, Stalker." And that's just mental.

Look, I know you think that makes you look badass like cousin Jake Raven (what a guy!) but that behavior only makes everyone ask:
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Now, we both know you're no demon, just a dumb, dumb fat man with a tiny penis and a melanin-rich gas enamored frumpy lesbian for a wife.

And while that does suck, it is time to stop lashing out at the world. Otherwise, this "will be how YOU chose to live the rest of your life": all
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forever known as all you will ever be: a small and foolish

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Fat too.


Enjoy
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"You. Are. Dead. Stalker."
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"A corpse. A body. A cadaver"
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"Worm food. Maggot farm"
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Sigh...
Pat. Buddy... we need to talk.

We've known each other for years now, so I'm gonna be real with you, ok? And remember, the only reason I'm saying this is because I love you, but I'm afraid you've reached the
52099501.jpg.

Its about the whole "I'll beat that damn Brian Keene and my stalkers!" thing...

You gotta let it go big buddy.

Listen, this will be
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but it is for your own good.

Acting deranged online, 24/7 just isn't healthy! I mean, right now it's like good damn
21945516.jpg

and here you are, sitting on the fart couch,
29103477.jpg,

just fatly threatening people with
6287768.jpg

and telling them to "Enjoy your

cell in prison, Stalker." And that's just mental.

Look, I know you think that makes you look badass like cousin Jake Raven (what a guy!) but that behavior only makes everyone asks:

Now, we both know you're no demon, just a dumb, dumb fat man with a tiny penis and a melanin-rich gas enamored frumpy lesbian for a wife.

And while that does suck, it is time to stop lashing out at the world. Otherwise, this "will be how YOU chose to live the rest of your life": all


forever known as all you will ever be: a small and foolish


Fat too.


Enjoy
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Sorry, stalker. Patrick doesn't have time for

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aic insults you're trying to deliver here.

White boys like yourself do not hold Patrick's interest. In fact, he only welcomes

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when they are well-hung and

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