You Know What Grinds My Gears? - Things that personally piss you off

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Why the ever-living fuck do so many places have screens for the drive-thru now? I don't know your menu by heart, McDicks, let me see what's available!

Starbucks is the worst for this too. It is the anus of Satan to try and use that drive through. There was 2 posters for the menu, each with about 9 items. One for drinks, one for snacks, with no prices and just the trendy drinks. I don't know what they call things there, I just want a coffee.

Hell, I'm not even old. I have good eyesight. How the hell do they expect people to order now? I know they expect us to use apps and pre-order but fuck that, let me just get fast food and not be forced to stare at a reflective TV screen with only the most expensive items listed while a pajeet mumbles at me over a speaker.
 
I'm tired of people who live and breathe politics. I really am. They're a reason I'm approaching to being apolitical if I'm not there already. I simply commented on an article about how I thought TikTok was just brain drain that affects people's attention spans and intelligence over the new ownership and how Trump controls it now. Then just as expected, some political sperging cunt came to me all like "TIK-TOK WAS ACTUALLY A LIBERAL LEFT-LEANING PLATFORM!". Like, do I fucking care? I never once stated whether or not that shitty platform leaned in either political affiliation.

I get this shit all the time too when Reddit is discussed. "REDDIT IS LEFT-LEANING!" well motherfucker, want to know why? Because you're the one going around just stumbling into the kind of political content you don't like to see and when you somehow get lost on it, you cry about how you feel your political opposition has taken over the platform you use. You're victimizing yourself here and I don't give a fuck about what platform's political status is because generally all social media platforms suck dick, regardless. You're just mad at everything because there isn't a platform that is spoon-feeding you the kind of content you want to see and because you're seeing something else you don't like, you're screeching about how the world is ending over it.

Fucking live a little, we're all equally getting raped anyways.
 
A Sentient Dumpster said:
Having to scroll past arguments about religion, people quoting the bible, and thinly veiled political propaganda in the “Pictures that have made you laugh hysterically” thread to get to the roughly 10% of funny posts.

No, I haven’t contributed to it. Yes, I’ll still complain about it.
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The flip side of this is people wanting to say something will post any old shit just so as not to piss off the "muh tax" redditors.

You have to admit, "What about the tax?! :(" is an incredibly homosexual way to police other users and a classic example of people with good intentions going about things in the gayest possible way and actively making them
worse.
 
nycifer said:
I'm tired of people who live and breathe politics. I really am. They're a reason I'm approaching to being apolitical if I'm not there already. I simply commented on an article about how I thought TikTok was just brain drain that affects people's attention spans and intelligence over the new ownership and how Trump controls it now. Then just as expected, some political sperging cunt came to me all like "TIK-TOK WAS ACTUALLY A LIBERAL LEFT-LEANING PLATFORM!". Like, do I fucking care? I never once stated whether or not that shitty platform leaned in either political affiliation.

I get this shit all the time too when Reddit is discussed. "REDDIT IS LEFT-LEANING!" well motherfucker, want to know why? Because you're the one going around just stumbling into the kind of political content you don't like to see and when you somehow get lost on it, you cry about how you feel your political opposition has taken over the platform you use. You're victimizing yourself here and I don't give a fuck about what platform's political status is because generally all social media platforms suck dick, regardless. You're just mad at everything because there isn't a platform that is spoon-feeding you the kind of content you want to see and because you're seeing something else you don't like, you're screeching about how the world is ending over it.

Fucking live a little, we're all equally getting raped anyways.
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Try politics overload when my mom and my uncle always argue about politics, they call me to talk about politics and ask what I think of this and that podcast I'm so sick of that shit. But I feel ya ❤️
 
I'm tired of people ackshually-ing a clear joke. I just watched a video where a comedian was clearly making a joke about magic in the world, and most of the comments were explaining how two of the things (bladeless fans and records) worked, with the other ones calling him a dumbass. It reeks of Reddit.

I guess having a dry humor is the second worst thing to be cursed with, the first is obviously having a fat girthy cock *sigh*
 
Cun75p4rkl35 said:
"he crossed the street cuz I'm BLACK and he's a RACIST WHITE MAN AND IT'S A MICROAGRESSION AND HE'S BASICALLY A KLAN MEMBER WHO WANTS TO HANG ME FROM A LAMP POST"
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I remember being 16, just got my license, sitting at the first light before leaving my neighborhood, noticing my door was still unlocked, hearing my father's voice in my head, "Always lock your door and fasten your belt before leaving pumpkin."

Click.

"You scared of the black man?!?"

Nigga outta nowhere at the crosswalk freaking the fuck out. He started approaching my car as the light turned green and I'm smiling and shouting "it ain't like that!" as if that mattered to him.

Now that I think about it, it was pretty impressive he was at a crosswalk. There have been about two dozen black folks killed crossing that very street anywhere but the crosswalk since I was born. They built a fence 20 years ago and they jump it because they just have to die in the street I guess.
 
People at my gym are getting worse and most people I like have left. I've told specific stories in real life, but it seems like every week I encounter at least one person who breaks my brain.

It's a multifloor gym and there are multiple people who will try to build circuits with equipment from different floors, or try to claim a bench or other piece of equipment so no one takes it while they're doing their cardio.
 
I envy those that have driveways or garages. Snow cleanup is easier from them. Street parking is hell, espeically after a snow storm. The plows come and then a wall of snow hits your car, then you have to dig THAT out. You better hope it doesn't freeze, then you have MORE WORK. Then it's a matter of WHERE to put that shoveled snow.
 
How not eating for any period of time is called fasting now.

I go to the doctor and get asked if I'm okay fasting from the time I wake up the next day to 11 AM to be ready for an ultrasound. That's not fasting. That's skipping breakfast.

Our ancestors would be appalled at how weak willed we all are.
 
What grinds my gears Tues edition

:!:When people hang over my cooking food.

:!:When people have to point/touch. pointing was sufficient don't touch.

:!:People who don't floss and walk around with compost breath. Can we just please get over it and tell each other when we have stinky breath? That shit is slowly rotting in your mouth, it's for your own good
 
PaleTay said:
People at my gym are getting worse and most people I like have left. I've told specific stories in real life, but it seems like every week I encounter at least one person who breaks my brain.

It's a multifloor gym and there are multiple people who will try to build circuits with equipment from different floors, or try to claim a bench or other piece of equipment so no one takes it while they're doing their cardio.
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The stools and boxes are now for elevating Stanley mugs, keys, phones, and pieces of paper. Do you have that shit going on at yours? I just need a box to jump on so that my short stack ass can reach the bar to do a pull up.
 
Lady Bizness said:
The stools and boxes are now for elevating Stanley mugs, keys, phones, and pieces of paper. Do you have that shit going on at yours? I just need a box to jump on so that my short stack ass can reach the bar to do a pull up.
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There's a few old women who will use a few boxes for a laptop or tablet to either record themself (for a coach I'd assume) or watch what appears to be a workout dvd. I don't think any of these people are influencers either, most of the influencers left after some major renovations and policy changes and a bunch of these people showed up..
 
Lady Bizness said:
I just need a box to jump on so that my short stack ass can reach the bar to do a pull up.
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HMU if you need a boost. 👍👍🤣

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Thread tax: Not enough people ask for boosts nowadays. 😕
 
When I get knocked off my ass on my bike because the trees keep dropping spikey things on the ground.
 
Elderly beef taco said:
How the hell do they expect people to order now?
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They want you using the app.

I autistically refuse to put any fast food apps on my phone. Makes me feel I’m a heavy user of their stores when maybe I’ll stop by a couple times a year.
Lady Bizness said:
Nigga outta nowhere at the crosswalk freaking the fuck out.
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One silver lining of current year plus eleven is that negro fatigue has set in with a large swath of society, including other black people. The whole “a black woman is speaking so wypipo better lissen” shit is gone for now. It’ll come roaring back eventually but for the time being I’m enjoying the fact that I don’t need to hear “melanated voices.”
ChompChomp said:
Thread tax: Not enough people ask for boosts nowadays.
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We are now in a low trust society.
Squanto Airi said:
I'm tired of people ackshually-ing a clear joke.
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Fortunately it’s not something that happens often in real life. “Conversational autism” is a rarity for those who touch grass and I enjoy it while it still lasts.
 
When the useless, geriatric figure head of my company decides to grace us with her presence. Idk what the fuck this hunch backed hag does other than get in peoples way and waste time talking about useless old lady shit no one cares about, in between making retarded suggestions for product alterations that make zero sense and aren't feasible and pulling people off their jobs to help her with her menial chores she comes up with moment to moment. Like having people walk her fucking dog.
Trot the old bag out when you've got investor meetings and shit. Not during day to day operations. Doesn't she have grandkids to babysit and spoil? Fucking hell.
 
Old people who ramble can be interesting, but then sometimes they'll say something so pants-shittingly retarded that I regret ever knowing they exist.

My current target of ire - The Opinion Machine??? on YouTube.
Some of his ramblings are thought provoking but not all of it.
He reminds me of a few people I used to know but the more I listen to his stuff the more I remember why I don't hang out with those people any more.
If he doesn't already have a KF account he should get one so I can tell him to stop being such a lil bitch about stupid crap, and by stupid crap I mean whatever minutiae that he might have said offhandedly that only annoys me personally.
AND!
I have to speed this fucker up to 1.25 or sometimes 1.5 so he doesn't put me to sleep.
Okay maybe I shouldn't bitch about stuff while dieting, but I'm posting this anyway.
 
FatalTater said:
Old people who ramble can be interesting, but then sometimes they'll say something so pants-shittingly retarded that I regret ever knowing they exist.

My current target of ire - The Opinion Machine??? on YouTube.
Some of his ramblings are thought provoking but not all of it.
He reminds me of a few people I used to know but the more I listen to his stuff the more I remember why I don't hang out with those people any more.
If he doesn't already have a KF account he should get one so I can tell him to stop being such a lil bitch about stupid crap, and by stupid crap I mean whatever minutiae that he might have said offhandedly that only annoys me personally.
AND!
I have to speed this fucker up to 1.25 or sometimes 1.5 so he doesn't put me to sleep.
Okay maybe I shouldn't bitch about stuff while dieting, but I'm posting this anyway.
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I speed up videos of those who are just talking very slowly. What would've been a 2 minute video now becomes a 4 minute video because someone not only likes to hear themselves talk, but will do so in the most agonizingly slowest way.
 
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