🐮 Lolcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / Russell Greee / Russle / Brothel Prince / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

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cumpie said:
Could be but I think it all stems from Russ' worldview that he is the center of the universe and all other people are just supporting cast in his play. Women are merely objects to be possessed and if a woman already has a boyfriend, she is already someone else's possession.

Russ put up a hilarious status once giving career advice to models: having a boyfriend or husband hurts your career. Of course most of the world's top earning models have boyfriends/husbands and Russ has been fired multiple times from everything for following women into locker rooms to publically accusing women who spurned him of having AIDS and works stocking shelves at Costco so take his career advice with a grain of salt.
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Speaking of the Costco job, just posted that he left it in mid-may.

So where is he working now?
 
Barbarella said:
Speaking of the Costco job, just posted that he left it in mid-may.

So where is he working now?
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Supposedly GEICO as a legal secretary, but he goes through jobs the way normal people go through socks, so that may have changed.

He posted a pic from Goldman-Sachs but people in the know said there's no in hell he got a job/internship there. According to them, he most likely got an interview there and jumped to conclusions as he is prone to do.
 
DrJonesHat said:
Supposedly GEICO as a legal secretary, but he goes through jobs the way normal people go through socks, so that may have changed.
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Kind of astonishing he'd get hired in the legal field (however minimally) at this point. His online history is pretty horrifying and it's surprising a company would bring on somebody so litigious, and in such a crazy manner.

Is it possible that not all hiring managers avail themselves of google in this day and age? I don't get it. Costco and Wal-Mart is where he belongs.
 
DrJonesHat said:
Supposedly GEICO as a legal secretary, but he goes through jobs the way normal people go through socks, so that may have changed.

He posted a pic from Goldman-Sachs but people in the know said there's no in hell he got a job/internship there. According to them, he most likely got an interview there and jumped to conclusions as he is prone to do.
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Or he simply submitted an application to be an intern. The only "jobs" he's going to get are for companies that have special programs (and many times subsidies) to hire mentally disabled adults. For all his bitching about his physical disability (slack face) it's obvious Russ has some serious mentally defects, he wouldn't behave the way he does if he didn't. So menial office jobs or companies with accommodations for people with mental defects are it for him.

Remember that old show LA Law? They had an actor playing a retarded man who did mail room type work at the fictional law firm - this is exactly the type of role/work that Russ would have at any law firm that would hire him, but he's managed to fuck up even those small options by being a vexatious litigant and filing lolsuits with his tiny bit of legal knowledge. No law firm will touch a dumbass lawsuit happy loon like him with a 100 foot pole now. He will never get hired at a law firm again, not even as a janitor. They know better than to ever hire anyone that files frivolous lawsuits.
 
Barbarella said:
Kind of astonishing he'd get hired in the legal field (however minimally) at this point. His online history is pretty horrifying and it's surprising a company would bring on somebody so litigious, and in such a crazy manner.

Is it possible that not all hiring managers avail themselves of google in this day and age? I don't get it. Costco and Wal-Mart is where he belongs.
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The place I work now Googles everyone who makes it through the applicant tracking system. We trawl social media, forums, anything we can find. Someone like Russ would never even get a call back. He's a sexual harassment suit waiting to happen, and that's if he didn't threaten to sue the company itself for some imagined slight.
 
Barbarella said:
Is it possible that not all hiring managers avail themselves of google in this day and age? I don't get it. Costco and Wal-Mart is where he belongs.
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Against conventional wisdom around here, most companies (and people for that matter) don't google others. Even some place like Goldman Sachs might not look for someone applying to be a mail clerk or janitor unless they did something to warrant attention during the interview.
 
cumpie said:
Could be but I think it all stems from Russ' worldview that he is the center of the universe and all other people are just supporting cast in his play. Women are merely objects to be possessed and if a woman already has a boyfriend, she is already someone else's possession.

Russ put up a hilarious status once giving career advice to models: having a boyfriend or husband hurts your career. Of course most of the world's top earning models have boyfriends/husbands and Russ has been fired multiple times from everything for following women into locker rooms to publically accusing women who spurned him of having AIDS and works stocking shelves at Costco so take his career advice with a grain of salt.
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I'm sure the fact that Russhole is a shrimpy little manlet and a pussy who doesn't want to get his ass beaten for making moves on some other guy's girlfriend has a lot to do with Rusty losing interest in a girl when he finds out she isn't single. But she's better have PROOF that she's taken, or he will harass her with vile comments about her "fake/invisible boyfriend".

And we really need to stop saying Rusty is disabled. He has a physical deformity, not a disability. The closest thing to a disability that Dildo Saggins has is that he's 4" over the height that the State of Utah considers disabled; 4'11". That's not including his being psychologically disabled, but that's so obvious that it hardly needs mentioning.
 
I wonder why it took him as long as it did to get his associates degree. He's not that exceptional, was he just lazy and dragged his assignments as long as he could?
 
sharshorita said:
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He posted these within one day of each other. Shocking lack of self-awareness and hypocrisy. Russell, since we know you read this thread, if a 4 gives you the time of day (who you are not paying), get on your knees and thank the lord above. I hate using numbers to describe actual living human beings who are much more than the way they look, but whatever. Talk to a caveman, use caveman language. It's the vomit emoji that really gets to me, like he's so disgusted that women who aren't attractive even exist. Speaking for all the 8 and belows, we're pretty disgusted you exist too, and it has nothing to do with your looks.

Also, if you do ever get to go back to a brothel, trust me, they are not enjoying any part of being in the same space as you. Do them a favor and make the experience as short as possible. They don't need your flowers or your compliments or any sort of sexual satisfaction you cannot give them anyway. If they wanted to hang out with you, you wouldn't need to pay them. Fine, you pay for their time, you get their time. You don't get to expect them to enjoy it. Women don't want that burden. You don't want them to be happy because you care about them. It's about your fragile ego.
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I was nodding my head the entire time I was reading this post. You hit the nail on the head.

This is classic Nice Guy behavior. “I’m SOOOO nice and amazing, I only deserve incredibly beautiful women. If you suggest that I give girls who aren’t model gorgeous the time of day, I will be personally offended. After all, only women need to learn to not be shallow. It's totally okay for men to judge women by looks alone!"

This comic perfectly encapsulates Russel's mindset:
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The Dude said:
And we really need to stop saying Rusty is disabled. He has a physical deformity, not a disability.
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Couldn't agree more. Absolutely.

Many disabled people would think long and hard about entering into any relationship with even a hint of long term commitment. There are financial issues to consider in terms of contributing to the household if one is unable to work full time or even at all, physical aspects in terms of future progression of symptoms, illness, etc., emotional/social issues surrounding the disability itself....There are so many things that can possibly come into play. Some disabled (I cannot speak for all, of course) take these things into consideration and simply do not want to ever be a possible burden on others and decide to be on their own. It is not an easy choice to make but I can understand why it is made. Thankfully, however, for those that truly yearn for companionship in life many prospective partners of disabled people simply don't see a disability; they see a person, a human being.

Russell, however, actively posits himself as being only his "disability". There is nothing else to him. I've met some truly wonderful, inspiring, warm and generous disabled people in my time. Russell is not even remotely close to them. He uses his facial deformity (not a disability!) as a pity card and looks to constantly play it as a form of sad, sad emotional blackmail. A reasonable impersonation of this sad sack is "I'm Russell. I'm totally disabled, don't'cha'know! Jump on my penis! Now!" He is everything that the disabled community cringe at. There is no reflection, no thought, no grit, no positivity, nothing positive at all, just base need.

Russell is a sad and selfish man (and I use that term very loosely). He is a shyster in the disability stakes, a con-man, and he should be ashamed of himself.

EDIT: I should add that the above is in relation to The Dude's call out of Russell not having a disability AND the chat concerning Russell and his Church and his apparent belief that he is "owed" a partner in life. In actuality, he simply wants a sex-bot.
 
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DrJonesHat said:
He mentions he'll only get with a girl that has a "seed" in her. I think he means a girl who has the belief god has ordained her to marry Russell. That's a common belief in my former church. All it usually results in is hurt feelings and possibly a restraining order.
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He said only go after girls who DON'T have seeds in them. I assumed it was a pregnancy reference.
 
DrJonesHat said:
He mentions he'll only get with a girl that has a "seed" in her. I think he means a girl who has the belief god has ordained her to marry Russell. That's a common belief in my former church. All it usually results in is hurt feelings and possibly a restraining order.
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No, he says not to go for girls with seeds in them. He's still angry about the pregnant girl.
 
PrincessJupiter said:
No, he says not to go for girls with seeds in them. He's still angry about the pregnant girl.
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I can't read apparently. Yeah, since he views women as objects, I guess pregnancy would be the ultimate marking of a guy's territory in his mind. Instead of, you know, being in a mutually loving relationship and wanting to raise a family.
 
Red Velvet said:
Russell needs to build a time machine and go back to when women actually believed they had to be meek and compliant for their menfolk if he terms basic human respect as 'jumping through hoops'.

I'd tell him to shut his face, but I don't want the nuisance of being sued for disablism.
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The irony is that when he gets a prostitute, he actually makes a conscious effort to jump through hoops. The whole cheap suit, flowers, compliments, etc. is Rusty jumping through hoops. But I guess when you have facial paralysis, you can't see the irony.
 
TheUltimatePickle said:
Yeah! I mean, he still wouldn't be able to get a girlfriend. But he could have made a great living as a circus side show freak.
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Indeed. Hey, I think you just spurred the creation of an entire field of fiction: lolcow alternate history! "What if Russ was a circus freak in the 1800s?" "What if Phil wasn't a complete waste of flesh?" etc.
 
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