🌟 Internet Famous Turkey Tom / TomDark / @NotATurkey / TomDarkLive / anonbirdd / Thomas Larry Hanson - KiwiTuber, "Her Prostate" enjoyer, chronic shitstirrer, Destiny worshipper, pronouns respecter, Mr.Beast bootlicker, serial cheater, cuck, Kiwi Farms induced erectile dysfunction

[keke]

i understand everyone is innocent until proven guilty

This isn’t directed at Sacramento, but I hate what social media has done to people. Just hear something that sounds like a vaguely good point and it gets repeated to the point no one thinks about what they’re saying anymore. Innocent until proven guilty is for the court room and justice system ONLY. The average person can have whatever opinion they want on guilt and fuck anybody who thinks it’s the ultimate gotcha, using it to make people shut up and stop talking when they might have more info.

Turkey Tom and the commentary slugs say it all the time. Sure, have it as something worth keeping in mind, but they all use it to fence sit and have no principles.

 

[Butt_Pouncer]

Mister Metokur just mentioned he might do a stream on Turkey Boy with emphasis on Augies sweeping. If he does go through with it, this will be the death knell for Turkey Troons career

 

[TheLostMarxBrotherFucko]

I have a question? Why the fuck does Augie live like the Grinch on mt. Krumpet? Constantly bathing in green light. I half expect Max to pop out of the corner and call him a trash eating faggot.

 

[Cheese Boob]

Mister Metokur just mentioned he might do a stream on Turkey Boy with emphasis on Augies sweeping. If he does go through with it, this will be the death knell for Turkey Troons career

Metokur doing a stream on all this sweeping by the CC would be great especially since people in it like Deorio reference Metokur all the time and are fans. Deorio even uses Metokurs voice as a stream donation sound. So it would be pretty funny to hear Jim shit on all of them.

Maybe the embarrassment would give them induced erectile dysfunction like their boy Tom.

 

[Hal]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=XVMV9QFF7bU
Sly Boy released a video an hour ago about the situation.. he kvetches about the victims going to kiwifarms of course. I find commentary people way shiftier than kiwifarms.

. This feels incredibly nitpicky and sweepy.

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Is Turkey Tom Innocent？ - Sly Boy (1080p, h264).mp4

I think this guy should light himself on fire tbh. Hate this pathetic little attempt to pretend like he's neutral but also sweep to the max they are all doing

 

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I really think he's just running from it. He knows he'll still be able to pump out his slop documentaries and most of his audience will either never hear of, forget, or not care about what he's accused of. It'll hurt his social standing and he'll probably lose some friends over it, but that'd also happen if he admitted to it. I hope I'm wrong.

It's extremely likely that this is another case of Nothing Ever Happens. This thread has already slowed in interest; unless new responses or allegations crop up with anything damning or different, the conclusion has already been decided. Releasing this on KF was the best possible thing to do to prove legitimacy and preserve posterity in the eyes of those who can plainly see, but it also guarantees that this story will get buried as hate-site swill and disregarded offhand by the vast majority of normal people because of its source.

If Tom really learned anything at all from the people he's covered, it's that even miserable castoff losers who destroy their whole online careers with dogshit choices can keep carrying on so long as they sufficiently lack any shame or self-reflection. You'd think that would teach him to avoid this fate, but he would probably eat any social consequences if it means he'll still have access to an audience that is still largely unwitting or intentionally ignorant he can exploit.

 

[WE'RE ALL GONNA]

It's extremely likely that this is another case of Nothing Ever Happens. This thread has already slowed in interest; unless new responses or allegations crop up with anything damning or different, the conclusion has already been decided. Releasing this on KF was the best possible thing to do to prove legitimacy and preserve posterity in the eyes of those who can plainly see, but it also guarantees that this story will get buried as hate-site swill and disregarded offhand by the vast majority of normal people because of its source.

If Tom really learned anything at all from the people he's covered, it's that even miserable castoff losers who destroy their whole online careers with dogshit choices can keep carrying on so long as they sufficiently lack any shame or self-reflection. You'd think that would teach him to avoid this fate, but he would probably eat any social consequences if it means he'll still have access to an audience that is still largely unwitting or intentionally ignorant he can exploit.

Mister Metokur just mentioned he might do a stream on Turkey Boy with emphasis on Augies sweeping. If he does go through with it, this will be the death knell for Turkey Troons career

Interest is gonna die out unless someone like Metokur covers him. He's really in a quantum superposition of nothing ever happens and it's so over. If Metokur does cover Tom I'm probably gonna donate some money to his wife.

 

[DominoPetachi]

Haha. at least Buffalo Bill had good music taste. These zoomer troons probably only listen to nightcore or something equally gay, lol.

Good-bye horses. I’m flying over you.

 

[MA5B]

It's extremely likely that this is another case of Nothing Ever Happens. This thread has already slowed in interest; unless new responses or allegations crop up with anything damning or different, the conclusion has already been decided. Releasing this on KF was the best possible thing to do to prove legitimacy and preserve posterity in the eyes of those who can plainly see, but it also guarantees that this story will get buried as hate-site swill and disregarded offhand by the vast majority of normal people.

I get what you're saying, but I don't think there was a better option. If they go and release it on twitter or make a youtube video, they'll just be dismissed as doing it for clout. That's already happening anyway even when Sacramento is completely anonymous and Katie hasn't tried to shill any of her social media accounts at all. If they try to stay anonymous on those platforms, it's hard to get much reach organically.
If not for the interview my opinion might've been different. It was really good and I'm glad it was done, I think it's a lot easier to consume for the average person, and the additional context provided along with their consistent manner of speaking helps sell the believabilitly of it. They didn't sound like they were lying, which is a thing people can pick up on. Even Augie, for all his sweeping, had to admit this.

If Tom really learned anything at all from the people he's covered, it's that even miserable castoff losers who destroy their whole online careers with dogshit choices can keep carrying on so long as they sufficiently lack any shame or self-reflection. You'd think that would teach him to avoid this fate, but he would probably eat any social consequences if it means he'll still have access to an audience that is still largely unwitting or intentionally ignorant he can exploit.

I think his obvious narcissism plays into this somewhat as well, don't know how else you explain the hubris to think he'd be able to get away with this where others have failed. Armchair psychology is usually retarded but I would not be surprised at all if he has undiagnosed NPD. Lots of celebrities have it, don't see why that wouldn't apply to e-celebs as well. It hasn't been discussed a lot due to other details being far more important, but some of the things in the pro/con list Sacramento posted mentioned that Tom would only really talk about himself, showed little interest in her life outside of him, didn't think in terms of their future (despite supposedly saying he wanted to marry her) but of his own future, etc.
Would align with his sexual behavior as well. I don't think anyone could say with a straight face that someone who stares at themselves while flexing in the mirror during sex isn't at least slightly narcissistic.

 

[Retink Retunk]

Why the fuck does Augie live like the Grinch on mt. Krumpet? Constantly bathing in green light.

I think he learned it from the Simpsons.

 

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If not for the interview my opinion might've been different.

KF was easily the best choice, and the interview absolutely sealed the deal; that's enough to get a message out and at least cast suspicion around his person, which could possibly be enough of a consequence for him to never personally recover. I just can't see how it would result in his complete cancellation or a professional decimation, though, because huge swathes of clearnet viewers will never hear the interview or see the thread, only regurgitations of it -- for many reasons, which boil down to KF = EVIL to normies, and any alternative coverage having a conflicting interest in claiming the farms holds any merit as a source lest their own dirty laundry be exposed.

 

[Blanche Devereaux]

Breaking Benjamin fucking sucks

 

[MA5B]

huge swathes of clearnet viewers will never hear the interview or see the thread, only regurgitations of it -- for many reasons, which boil down to KF = EVIL to normies, and any alternative coverage having a conflicting interest in claiming the farms holds any merit as a source lest their own dirty laundry be exposed.

Unfortunately, very true. From one of the comments I read on the slop tuber video that sparked this discussion, Null is referred to as "a youtuber named Mad at the Internet".

Breaking Benjamin fucking sucks

You shut your fucking mouth

 

[DominoPetachi]

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Did anyone else know DeOrio isn’t just fat as a whale but shorter than his block list. What a disgusting, fat little turd. There’s the old saying “A face only a mother could love” which could have the modern counterpart: “Discord physiognomy”. No wonder he’s such a thin skinned little bitch trying to have an online kingdom.

I’m genuinely surprised more women haven’t come out to reiterate they will never date him.

There’s no way he doesn’t wind up in a tin shack in Mexico.

Gaaaaaaawdayum that’s a motley crew.

 

[Generic Misc]

It's extremely likely that this is another case of Nothing Ever Happens. This thread has already slowed in interest; unless new responses or allegations crop up with anything damning or different, the conclusion has already been decided. Releasing this on KF was the best possible thing to do to prove legitimacy and preserve posterity in the eyes of those who can plainly see, but it also guarantees that this story will get buried as hate-site swill and disregarded offhand by the vast majority of normal people because of its source.

If Tom really learned anything at all from the people he's covered, it's that even miserable castoff losers who destroy their whole online careers with dogshit choices can keep carrying on so long as they sufficiently lack any shame or self-reflection. You'd think that would teach him to avoid this fate, but he would probably eat any social consequences if it means he'll still have access to an audience that is still largely unwitting or intentionally ignorant he can exploit.

Tom not saying anything is the best thing he can do for his broader reputation - I can't imagine how a response does anything more than fuel another cycle and create more questions.

Tom not saying anything also gives much more weight to the allegations. If they were fabricated he would have said it and proved it, but there's no denying the two people making allegations ITT are victims of some pretty deplorable conduct.

His commentary community buddies will sweep and hope that time fogs memories. If Tom's never on record saying anything about these then it's much easier to eventually 'forget' that Tom likes to beat up women and is at best ambivalent about their consent to do it.

 

[Fully Eshay Skits Bruh V4]

Breaking Benjamin fucking sucks

You're not making it out of the schism, bud.

 

[PrestonHolt]

Mister Metokur just mentioned he might do a stream on Turkey Boy with emphasis on Augies sweeping. If he does go through with it, this will be the death knell for Turkey Troons career

Oh boy, can't wait for this thread to be full of people happy that he coveres Nightrapist while his thread becomes more spering "Hur dur its not the real lolcow stream".
I agree tho that Jim doing stream about it could get more attention on Tom and how CC sweeps, best case scenario Der Feeder shows up.

 

[BigfordChungusington9000X]

I'm sure he wakes up in a cold sweats in the middle of the night on a regular basis now, haunted by a sense of unrelenting humiliation. He probably can't bear to look himself in the mirror without hyperventilating. The shame he is suffering is valid and well deserved, cancellation need not be the end goal. The next video he dares to put out is almost guaranteed to be barraged by people shitting on him, and he's far too thin skinned to face that for quite some time. At least that's my guess.

 

[MA5B]

I've been looking more into Ellie, and there's a few interesting things I've noticed:

Is/was she in the military? (edit: probably not) What the fuck? Might be a boyfriend's or surplus but that very much appears to be a current issue uniform shirt. Can't identify what the patch is, but it's on the right shoulder since that's where the flag goes and it's mirrored.

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Found another post. It's an air force uniform. No shoulder patches visible though.

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Found a third post. She, or whoever's uniform this is, is at least a Master Sergeant. Thank you for your service.


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! LAST NAME ALERT ! The name patch is visible here albeit poor quality. Looks like it ends in -ger with two letters before it. Higer? Hilger? First letter looks like an H to me. Rank tab is also clearer.

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I've been looking for mainly west coast air force/air national guard unit patches to try and narrow it down further since in addition to my previous post locating the shooting range I also believe I've discovered further evidence that she lives on the west coast, in a few of her she posts a screenshot with the time visible, it matches up closely to having been taken a few minutes before the post in PST. Not including screenshots for them since this post is pretty long and already has a lot of images, you can just check the archives. Seems the archives all default to UTC when saving the time of posts, which makes sense.

P | A Screenshot taken at 12:26 AM PST (8:26 AM UTC), posted 8:41 AM UTC. 15 minute time difference
P | A Screenshot taken at 11:00 AM PST (7:00 PM UTC), posted at 7:17 PM UTC. 17 minute time difference

However, I believe she used to live in Texas. This is because she posted a video from a "LOONA" concert (Archive) on August 26th, 2022. Their summer 2022 tour was in Dallas on the 23rd and Houston on the 25th. Assuming the videos and photos weren't more than a few days old, she almost certainly saw them there. It could also be another state in the south, it's possible she traveled to the concert since it would've been the closest for many states in the southern US. There was a stop in Atlanta on August 21st, so it could've maybe also been there. She then mentions in a post in November 2022 (Archive) that she had just moved. Was she assigned to a new unit? Who knows.

There are posts with the uniform visible before and after the move. Like I said it could actually her boyfriends or something, all of her facial piercings would be in violation of uniform regulations. She could remove them when on duty but that seems like it'd be a hassle to do often, unless she only has to report once a month to an air national guard unit, maybe that'd be more manageable. Her later multicolored hair is 100% against regulation however. Certified real women please respond with how feasible it would be to dye your hair in that style every month, I would imagine that would cause damage. Maybe it's a wig? I doubt her boyfriend (if she even had one) slept in her room, for one why the fuck would you, but also her bed looks like it'd be too small for two people to comfortably share. The uniform is in the room for posts spanning well over two three years with the first I can find in January 2022 and the last in February 2024 April 2025 (Archive). I doubt a woman with this many obvious mental issues would be able to stay in a live-in relationship for that long while also moving across the country, but who knows. It also appears to be the same size as her other clothes, which makes me think it probably is hers:


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It's in the background of many other pictures she posted too, I just haven't included them since there's no additional visible detail. She's almost certainly not active duty since she also had a job at a Starbucks around the same time. I'd seen her with the starbucks apron on before but dismissed it as maybe being a cosplay thing, but this is obviously inside an actual location.

P | A

Has our boy Turkish Thomas been PSYOP'd by the government? Are military bitches just insane? Was it her autistic gooner boyfriend’s (probably)? You be the judge.

Edit: Confirmation she lives/lived in Seattle from her IG page. The shooting range was also in Seattle and that was from 5 months later.

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But maybe also Georgia? Could've just been a visit.

P | A

Some further circumstantial evidence that she probably used to live in Texas or another southern state, she posted on February 3rd 2022 that it was snowing, it snowed on that day in Texas and other states across the south as part of a nationwide winter storm.

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Final edit: The uniform is almost certainly not hers, read following posts

 

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I'm sure he wakes up in a cold sweats in the middle of the night on a regular basis now, haunted by a sense of unrelenting humiliation. He probably can't bear to look himself in the mirror without hyperventilating. The shame he is suffering is valid and well deserved, cancellation need not be the end goal. The next video he dares to put out is almost guaranteed to be barraged by people shitting on him, and he's far too thin skinned to face that for quite some time. At least that's my guess.

Certainly, though career death would significantly reduce the availability of poorly informed female viewers he has access to and therefore the likelihood of further violence down the line. Wishful thinking, I know.