💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Borealis said:
I actually feel bad for him.

I know that this kind of sympathy isn't typically reserved for most so-called "lolcows", but there's clearly something wrong with a person like Patrick, which compels him to act the way he does.
He simply must suffer from some sort of personality disorder. The case of Patrick Tomlinson is so bad that I doubt it's possible to fix it by merely convincing Patrick to alter, no matter how slightly, his behaviour through self-discipline and commitment to self-help.
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No, stalker. Patrick is not deserving of sympathy, those are just your delusions. Enjoy prison.

Judge Holden said:
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"Naziferatu." Do you have to undergo some sort of brain surgery to become this unfunny?
 
Please, please let him get arrested by the Secret Service on camera and tased until he shits his pants.
 
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oopsie doodle said:
Please, please let him get arrested by the Secret Service on camera and tased until he shits his pants.
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I would prefer it if he was arrested by the specific copper he was screaming at before throwing a faggy punch.

That officer really seemed to get his goat.
 
McMitch said:
“Fighting half a dozen cops” in that he threw one of the faggiest punch ever before being subdued by two cops.
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That punch was so telegraphed and so gay that the most stereotypical twink on the planet would probably fracture something cringing at just how fucking gay it was.
 
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"Aren't you that pedophile guy?" :lit: No, ma'am... he eats kids, he doesn't fuck them.

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You just know what he wants to say and every day he gets closer to saying it
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"Okay, stalker... the inmates are going to TORTURE and TORMENT you in a very intimate way. I won't say exactly how, but I will say that it does involve a large appendage that is neither an arm nor a leg. Think of the final shot in 'North By Northwest.' Okay, I'll leave it that."
 
Rick fat-fingering his repartees is old hat by now, but today he twice committed one of the English language's cardinal sins. You know it; you love it; it's the bane of every Netizen 40 years running! the ultimate imbecile tell that absolutely eliminates all doubt! Iiiiit's none other than you're old friend...

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Six. Figure. Published. Author. Child.
I guess Niki must be the spell checker of the couple - look at what's happened to his typing ever since she's been laying low.
 
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I am a child.
I am a stalker.
I am a Nazi.
I am felony harassing.
I am waiting for a knock.
I am enjoying prison.
I am a corpse of my own making.
I am placing a gun in my mouth.
I am dying screaming.
I see my coffin.
I enjoy death.
 
Summer of George said:
Rick fat-fingering his repartees is old hat by now, but today he twice committed one of the English language's cardinal sins. You know it; you love it; it's the bane of every Netizen 40 years running! the ultimate imbecile tell that absolutely eliminates all doubt! Iiiiit's none other than you're old friend...

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Six. Figure. Published. Author. Child.
I guess Niki must be the spell checker of the couple - look at what's happened to his typing ever since she's been laying low.
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"and they're losing"

are they, though? i didn't know the defense, like the prosecution, was also in support of Patrick S. Tomlinson's version of reality.
 
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