🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

[UCantCCPMe]

At what point do you give up trying to be an "influencer"? I mean, the dude is scary looking, lacking in personality, his voice is grating, and his shit attempts at bait are below Tarl's ICQ raid abilities. He could be the cranked out version of Ethan Ralph, if he tries hard enough.

Ralph is the cranked out version of Ethan Ralph. That fat faggot is a few years younger than me and yet looks 10 years older than I am.

He's not trying to be an influencer. Influencer is the trenchcoat draped over the three stacked children aping an adult male. Their names are Insecurity, Projection, and Loneliness.
He's sad, and scared, and lonely. He makes next to no money on his YT and he's been at it for what looks like a decade. He uses YT to carefully filter his socializing because he lacks the ability to properly interact with others, so he is very selective about who and what he interacts with. YT is his safety net, where he can delete and block as he sees fit. When he's wounded or hurt, he quickly falls back onto smug condescension, but every now and then he accidentally lets the mask slip and uses this tell: 'I'm old and I (insert why he fucked up here) can't help it'.
The end approaches and he senses it. The fox gnawing its leg off to escape the snare. A life unlived and absolutely fuck all to show for it.

That old man almost died. Which means he couldn't even do THAT properly. What philisophical nuggets of wisdom from a man who sucks as much at dying as he does at living.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

What philisophical nuggets of wisdom from a man who sucks as much at dying as he does at living.

Women suck and all men should become faggots because women have cooties, apparently.

 

[UCantCCPMe]

Women suck and all men should become faggots because women have cooties, apparently. -Nick Fuentes

Are we sure he not a Groyper?

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Are we sure he not a Groyper?

Groypers are gay pedophiles, every one of them.
This guy probably avoids sex like the plague.

 

[ShiverStar]

New suicide date dropped! 1/25/26

Tarl's next appearance in court is Monday the 26th. He has not talked to any lawyers about this and he won't acknowledge it because he says he will be dead before then. He is also entertaining the idea of going away to hide with another girlfriend in Ohio.

I do not think that is going to happen. I believe I will drive him to court and and he will be set up with a public defender. The last time Tarl was in court, his [public defender] counsel told him that he smelled like alcohol and he found it hilarious. I said, "yeah, most alkies will spray body spray/cologne & chew some gum!" He doesn't care!

Someone brought up the color of Tarl's urine, and that is one of the reasons why I do not believe he's in danger of imminent death. It is not even brown, it is just a little dark yellow because he's not very well hydrated. Tarl still believes that he's dying, despite me trying to explain to him that people can live with alcoholism for a long time. I know that there are signs, but he's not even turning yellow, as some people have pointed out is a sign of liver failure.

I am happy he is making videos today! I am doing my best to take care of the bpd princess pirate.

They'll either revoke his bail for being a drunken maniac in constant violation of his conditions of release or assign a lawyer and grant a continuance for him to actually meet with them.

 

[UCantCCPMe]

Groypers are gay pedophiles, every one of them.
This guy probably avoids sex like the plague.

Based on his age, the plague was probably the last time he had sex. Ya know, before they came and removed the body.

 

[Paul Revere Pantry Raider]

Are we sure he not a Groyper?

He's about 40 years too old, and being piss broke, the larping gay kids will want nothing to do with him.

 

[Stinkum]

I'm just making it digestible for the simple minds here.
The small word count is important to not make things too complicated for the rest of you.

This must be the most inane woman who's ever lived. 1100+ posts and like maybe 5 that are mildly amusing owing solely to the fact she once let a drunk satanist pirate retard stick his dick in her. Even BPD couldn't make her interesting. No wonder she's so addicted to the attention she's getting in this thread.

 

[UCantCCPMe]

They'll either revoke his bail for being a drunken maniac in constant violation of his conditions of release or assign a lawyer and grant a continuance for him to actually meet with them.

I don't know what the courts are like there in Vermont but they might order him to rehab before any further court proceedings. That way he doesn't have to sit in jail, but in a facility where his detox can be monitored by medical staff. It's probably not common but if whatever Jimmy Smith public defendant he gets is worth their salt, they'll at least push for that.

 

[Soapmore]

This isn't a fuckin game and if it is, youre all losers.

If it isn't a game why are you here, of all places, making yourself look like shit. Doesn't sound winning.

 

[W@rui]

Are we sure he not a Groyper?

Himself? No. But he wants to stand with them at least.

 

[Soapmore]

Someone brought up the color of Tarl's urine, and that is one of the reasons why I do not believe he's in danger of imminent death. It is not even brown, it is just a little dark yellow because he's not very well hydrated.

What about the taste?

 

[Foundinglaunderer]

I am just waiting for the day Sara gets her shit leaked. I am well aware of her repeated conversations with literally everyone else I have ever talked with.

At least Sam acknowledges her kids and is attractive, Also cooks a mean chili, though mine is better, hehe.

I used to watch you as a teen... dude.. this is depressing. Like I'm pretty sure even Jim atleast didn't think you where a sped and a cool dude. I've literally met chijo and your giving off his vibe so much right now. Maybe I can find Ian on here and tell him murder suicide at this fucking point is the best option , because jfc your a mess

 

[Snom Clubber]

Himself? No. But he wants to stand with them at least.

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Say what you will about anything in Tarl's sphere of influence, I'm calling this LARP legion shit the cringiest by far. Holy shit, what a deluded faggot.

 

[Laylithe]

I know you have a complete lack of rational thinking and cognitive processing, so I'm gonna break this down a bit for you.
Telling a chronic alcoholic that you're in an active suicide attempt will put that person into crisis mode, a version of flight or fight. People not used to that mode don't really have access to logical thinking.
So when you faked a suicide attempt in a bid for attention, it put him in the state of mind of 'I have to save her -> It has to be me -> I don't have keys to her place -> I'll have to break the door down -> I'll need a weapon to do that -> this flail looks like a weapon'. Now, I'll give him props, if I was him and you sent me a text saying 'i overdose plz help' I would have responded with 'lol, gl, ttyl', but he rose to the occasion in the best way he could. It was a series of bad choices on his part, absolutely. But he did the best he could with the agency his illnesses allow for.
This is your fault.

I was not FAKING A SUICIDE ATTEMPT I WAS OVERDOSING ON MY PRESCRIPTION MEDICATION.

 

[W@rui]

Say what you will about anything in Tarl's sphere of influence, I'm calling this LARP legion shit the cringiest by far. Holy shit, what a deluded faggot.

Calling for a personal army has always been gay, he knows that too; but considering the last year and some months, it doesn't surprise me.

 

[Laylithe]

Alright Fag, GIT!! You wanna give me advice to get off the farms, then take it yourself.

Sorry, Nikki. I must change my vote to something more appropriate. I do hope you understand.

@Null I believe that just banning everyone from this thread might alleviate your servers from all of the bullshit, but I have had a lot of fun here. Fuck this guy in particular.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

I was not FAKING A SUICIDE ATTEMPT I WAS OVERDOSING ON MY PRESCRIPTION MEDICATION.

That's called a suicide attempt.
E: sorry. that was dismissive and I forget you're stupid. It was a fake suicide attempt but technically within the threshold of a suicide attempt. If you, for example, take 7 aspirin, you've technically overdosed, but its extremely unlikely that you will be harmed. So you took prescription medication and 'overdosed' on purpose, but in a way that no harm would come to you, intentionally. You knew what you were doing. You were 'harming' yourself to influence Tarl.
Therefore, you faked a suicide attempt.

 

[UCantCCPMe]

Alright Fag, GIT!! You wanna give me advice to get off the farms, then take it yourself.

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Sorry, Nikki. I must change my vote to something more appropriate. I do hope you understand.

@Null I believe that just banning everyone from this thread might alleviate your servers from all of the bullshit, but I have had a lot of fun here. Fuck this guy in particular.

 

[Laylithe]

Therefore, you faked a suicide attempt.

I did not.

Also, HE is currently suicide baiting EVERYONE and has been for a week now. You want to keep blaming me for everyone's problems, go for it. You already claim I don't take accountability for the things I do.

I'll let Jim Carrey say it for me, I'm tired of saying it.