🌟 Internet Famous Turkey Tom / TomDark / @NotATurkey / TomDarkLive / anonbirdd / Thomas Larry Hanson - KiwiTuber, "Her Prostate" enjoyer, chronic shitstirrer, Destiny worshipper, pronouns respecter, Mr.Beast bootlicker, serial cheater, cuck, Kiwi Farms induced erectile dysfunction

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Deorio states he and Tom make no money from the podcast it all goes to Vega
Vega has also basically completely shut down the podcast, there was a post about it earlier. He disabled membership and said essentially "if it's not with Nick and Tom, it's not Half Baked! If either of them wanna do a stream with other people or with each other without me or with me without the other - that's just not Half Baked!" to which I honestly interpret that as "I have no fucking idea how this is going to shake out and I'm trying very desperately to separate myself from anyone involved."

edit: just a screenshot of the relevant part of the post on their YouTube channel.
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We're going to see Turkey Tom's penis. There's something in the air, I can sense it. I don't know when, but like a thief in the night, Tom's "thumb" is going to make an appearance. Will it have a matching mole? Will there be visible ringworm? Will it be leaked from a scorned tranny or a raging BPD lolicon? Only time will tell, but mark my words, there is a leaked dick pic making its way slowly towards the present.

 
Aw Gee RFC: "This is Slazo's fault!"

I have no fucking idea who that is tbh, but it's funny to try and push this off on the bad actions of one dude. As if this shit doesn't happen to people constantly in the public space; as if this doesn't happen in the courts, as if this isn't his and Tom's entire fucking career. Flimsy.
 
loli guro cannibalism rape VN
And people wonder why women don't want to have kids anymore.
Augie’s gone non verbal staring at the screen lmao
This is why I prefer to read threads here to catch up on lolcow drama, even when "the thread is moving too fast!!!". You don't have to watch all these annoying guys with shit public speaking ability rambling in unedited videos, you don't have to press play on anything when you're enjoying some coffee&silence, and there's a lot of solid one-liners in between updates as you're scrolling. It's really the most high-class aggregator on the Algorenet.
Remember, gents, most women are amazing, but some of fucking crazy fatherless liars.
Small correction, they're actually motherless liars. Crazy BPD bitches have mommy issues, BPD men have daddy issues. The women are all messed up over a shallow mum who ignored them once they were old enough to speak, the men are obsessed with a man who left and never cared about them.
 
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Aw Gee RFC: "This is Slazo's fault!"

I have no fucking idea who that is tbh, but it's funny to try and push this off on the bad actions of one dude. As if this shit doesn't happen to people constantly in the public space; as if this doesn't happen in the courts, as if this isn't his and Tom's entire fucking career. Flimsy.
these people are like starwars fans, naming glup shittos like normal people are suppose to respond with a "Oh yes I remember hmm you make a valid point!"
 
I just wanna point out that the streamers, specifically Augie, seem to be implying that Kiwifarms is full of SJW's now because of how this information has been handled. This is either blatant ignorance of how the forum works, or a very poorly thought out retaliation and psyop to discredit the allegations using Kiwifarms as a lightning rod.
Not to politisperg, but I do think the pendulum has swung way too far in the opposite direction in retaliation to the #MeToo #BelieveAllWomen bullshit. Yes, there are many women who would create heinous, life-ruining allegations to have their 15 minutes of fame. Young, enterprising rapists are also aware of that rising sentiment and are keen to use it for their own aims.

Everything the girls have said indicates Tom is taking advantage of the gray areas. He doesn't talk about sex, so there's no obvious moment to point back to when boundaries are crossed. He doesn't ask if his partner is okay, because then there would be some expectation to change his behavior. He shoves women's faces into pillows or covers their mouths, so he can hide behind ignorance if they later accuse him of nonconsensual conduct. He records women secretly in the middle of sex so that it's more difficult to stop him. He does all of this not because he doesn't want to hurt women (he's doing plenty of that), but because rape has a prison sentence. Destiny really did teach him everything he knows.
 
Aw Gee RFC: "This is Slazo's fault!"

I have no fucking idea who that is tbh, but it's funny to try and push this off on the bad actions of one dude. As if this shit doesn't happen to people constantly in the public space; as if this doesn't happen in the courts, as if this isn't his and Tom's entire fucking career. Flimsy.
"Innocent til proven gulity," that has never stopped one commentary bro from pushing any allegations ever.
But because it is Tom, suddenly they want to do "guys Slazo was innocent though and waited a while!"
Slazo waited because all the creators in commentary dogpiled him that he couldn't speak through the screaming.

They really have selective memory on how that event happened as if the commentary bros didn't cause the allegations to get further to the public.

If this was anyone else; they would be calling them a "turbo rapist," while joking about them not being able to cum.
 
You are the company you keep.
Well diorio also has a normal job tho. So he prolly has irl socialization. Also Augie the same way. I highly doubt you'll see some sex pest shit from Augie and I honestly don't think diorio is gonna be cracked out in the same way bowblax or Turkey Tom are. Porn has a lot to do with this for sure. One of my all-time favorite quotes from anybody ever comes from this group and it comes from augie he said "if you're on the internet long enough you either become racist or you become trans. I chose racism." Bowlax chose trans. A tale of two individuals. Diorio chose to make money and eat cheese puffs and watch.
 
If they genuinely cared about their friend, they’d be pushing him to come clean, address the document, address KF, and address the accusations head-on. I get that it’s embarrassing for Tom, but having your private life exposed, especially allegations involving abuse, ageplay, and CNC shit, isn’t something you just dodge.

There’s been zero attempt to address specifics or even acknowledge the seriousness of what’s being alleged, which just makes everything look more damning. IDK tom and his dick riding crew are fuck up If this were any other YouTuber/Streamer Hasan, Ludwig, Destiny, whoever, this would’ve been the top topic commentary YouTubers and livestream for days

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We're going to see Turkey Tom's penis. There's something in the air, I can sense it. I don't know when, but like a thief in the night, Tom's "thumb" is going to make an appearance. Will it have a matching mole? Will there be visible ringworm? Will it be leaked from a scorned tranny or a raging BPD lolicon? Only time will tell, but mark my words, there is a leaked dick pic making its way slowly towards the present.
I hope it looks like a turkey leg, that will at least make the therapy appointments a little more bearable for both parties.
 
We're going to see Turkey Tom's penis. There's something in the air, I can sense it. I don't know when, but like a thief in the night, Tom's "thumb" is going to make an appearance. Will it have a matching mole? Will there be visible ringworm? Will it be leaked from a scorned tranny or a raging BPD lolicon? Only time will tell, but mark my words, there is a leaked dick pic making its way slowly towards the present.
Since he only fucks small women I hope it just looked big to them. I hope it’s actually tiny, limp and pathetic just like him.
 
AhFuckFTW (AugieRFC): "We're just listening to the allegations - what the fuck do you want me to say?"

You fucking KNOW, you snake. You fucking KNOW.

edit: Just wanna point out how hard Augie is trying not to laugh at our Dear Feeder's beauteous verbiage.
 
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How long has this fucking stream been? It feels like I've been watching Augie sweep for hours. IT'S BEEN 7 HOURS OF PURE COPE. Get with the fucking program Augie.
 
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"Innocent til proven gulity," that has never stopped one commentary bro from pushing any allegations ever.
But because it is Tom, suddenly they want to do "guys Slazo was innocent though and waited a while!"
Slazo waited because all the creators in commentary dogpiled him that he couldn't speak through the screaming.

They really have selective memory on how that event happened as if the commentary bros didn't cause the allegations to get further to the public.

If this was anyone else; they would be calling them a "turbo rapist," while joking about them not being able to cum.

If they genuinely cared about their friend, they’d be pushing him to come clean, address the document, address KF, and address the accusations head-on. I get that it’s embarrassing for Tom, but having your private life exposed, especially allegations involving abuse, ageplay, and CNC shit, isn’t something you just dodge.

There’s been zero attempt to address specifics or even acknowledge the seriousness of what’s being alleged, which just makes everything look more damning. IDK tom and his dick riding crew are fuck up If this were any other YouTuber/Streamer Hasan, Ludwig, Destiny, whoever, this would’ve been the top topic commentary YouTubers and livestream for days

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Turkey Troon is just king nigger of the commentary community so they're all holding off until one of their own fires the first shot then they will feast on his remains

DISCLAIMER: Fuck Salvo and Pedmenco

Let’s be honest, Fat Fag and the Boy in the Closet needed nowhere near the evidence to burn down Flamenco, Salvo or others. Flamenco, was ruined over literally zero allegations from anyone and they ate him alive over liking a shota mag. They gleefully took him apart. Do I think he should fry? Sure. Do I find it hypocritical as shit that Augie now sits here saying “now guise, these are just allegations, we need to hear Toms side of the story. It 💯 sounds like rape but we should hear him out.” Meanwhile the Gunt 2.0 has mysteriously recused himself.

Fuck these sweeping fags.
 
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