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New favorite JAV title:

Bumping into my wife secretly wearing our daughter’s discarded school uniform, her embarrassed look in the ill-fitting plump bobbed style was so erotically cute that I reverted to student mode after over a decade and fucked her nonstop, Arioka Miu​

There are more things to hate Elon for than there are stars in the sky, but one of them is charging for the use of Twitter's automated posting API, even for non-commercial users, which forced the shutdown of @JAVdottxt.
 
New favorite JAV title:

Bumping into my wife secretly wearing our daughter’s discarded school uniform, her embarrassed look in the ill-fitting plump bobbed style was so erotically cute that I reverted to student mode after over a decade and fucked her nonstop, Arioka Miu​

Reminds me of something written on the kindofcrap.com blog, years ago, to the effect of, "There are only two kinds of school uniforms for Japanese girls - they are either designed by someone who hates girls and wants them to look as ugly as possible, or they are designed by pedophiles."
 
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It's for people that don't have the capital to get a new one. If you're 30something, aren't goodlooking or wealthy, you don't have a lot of choice.
Nah. All of the best and most valuable cars are "second hand". Dating a prostitute is for people who have extremely low standards, it's more like buying a new kia or a chinese car.
 
That site was awesome
Some of the most hilarious stuff I've ever read in my life. I was crying with laughter over his descriptions of how Japanese children are disciplined at school.

GaijinSmash was pretty good too. The Japs were unabashedly racist towards him, and didn't even mean anything by it e.g. "How many women have you raped?"
 
Some of the most hilarious stuff I've ever read in my life. I was crying with laughter over his descriptions of how Japanese children are disciplined at school.
"Beware the white monkey."

Also, that dude who had a buddy from Egypt come over to the US. They went to a party and Egyptian dude got beat up because everyone thought he was Mexican.

(I may have misremembered this, it more likely was that he was just threatened with a beating for being an alleged Mexican)
 
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GaijinSmash was pretty good too. The Japs were unabashedly racist towards him, and didn't even mean anything by it e.g. "How many women have you raped?"
Japs are fully aware of what Ammurrica sends blacks to do to their women. The mainlanders even think it's funny that it mostly happens to vulnerable little girls on occupied Ryukyu who are only about half Japanese racially anyway.
 
People, of any country, being jerks towards foreigners was a big thing on kindofcrap.com
 
"There are only two kinds of school uniforms for Japanese girls - they are either designed by someone who hates girls and wants them to look as ugly as possible, or they are designed by pedophiles."
I get the feeling the first half are uniforms made by a company cutting as many corners as possible since the school is locked in buying from them. It's insane when you see pictures of those cheaply cut the clothes are and cheap fabric the fabric is. The second half is properly made, but if you let japs make clothes for girls they're always sexy-cute. If you actually go to an east asian country you'd be surprised just how much women love short skirts. Even when they have a choice to wear pants in their free time.

Nah. All of the best and most valuable cars are "second hand". Dating a prostitute is for people who have extremely low standards, it's more like buying a new kia or a chinese car.
A pornstar is comparable to a second hand shitbox in which the previous owner smoked.
 
fake and gay. look at the baptism font.

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it looks like a plastic blow up pool. baptism fonts are permanent structures like this below.


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just another publicity stunt for this whore.
 
She didn't stop there in the "porn stereotype" and "disturbing excuse for a human being" bucket lists. Urach not only came back to porn, she finds outrageous things to do on a regular basis, like dragging her father into the business, and allegedly recording a porno with her own son; yes, the same one in your post, who grew up to be her cameraman. Is it just a marketing ploy to drum up attention? A technical truth (the scene being a threesome in which mother and son never interact directly, for example)? Did they actually go full Oedipus? I don't know, and I'm not paying nearly 40 dollarydoos to find out.
Funny enough, that's the one thing mainstream porn won't touch with a 10 foot pole. That and bestiality. It's fun little fact. Until Bestiality Point was banned in pretty much every state in the United States except West Virginia, people are still producing it. People in Poland has played the scummiest underhanded. Businessmen who would literally. Sell heroin to 5 year olds if they know they could get away with it.
 
fake and gay.
Obviously it's a publicity stunt, but plenty of churches have a small permanent or movable "traditional" font only for infant baptisms. Many adult baptisms are done in inflatable pools, horse troughs, etc. to say nothing of churches that perform adult baptisms in actual bodies of water.
 
I thought there weren’t standards for this kind of thing. IIRC, Jesus was baptized in a lake or a river.
maybe not a standard but consider the source. what is more likely? 1-forsaking her current wealthy lifestyle to convert to christianity or 2-a whore known for publicity stunts, faking a baptism, to reveal her new "virginity" on only fans.
 
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