Putting Pop Rocks in your ass?

[SandyCat]

Good idea or bad idea?

 

[Town Drunk]

This is the farms sir or madam. Not a Vice interview/article idea.

 

[The Lurky 1]

Snap crackle and pop in the best place to do it. Please describe in complete detail when you do this please.

 

[souschef]

No, put them in your mouth instead

 

[SandyCat]

This is the farms sir or madam. Not a Vice interview/article idea.

No, put them in your mouth instead

But just think about it you could be having hundreds of tiny explosions in your ass right now

 

[souschef]

But just think about it you could be having hundreds of tiny explosions in your ass right now

I'd rather have them exploding on my mouth

 

[HarblMcDavid]

Hundreds of uncontrollable artificial fruit + au naturale shit smelling rapidfire microfarts sounds like a nightmare found in the depths of a bad acid trip.

So, good idea.

 

[Pop Smeer]

If you shoved the pop rocks in there I think the only thing left to do is add diet Coke.

Good luck, and May the odds forever be in your favor.

 

[peachlover669]

No, put them in your mouth instead

wowwwww....... you must be reaalllllll fun at partys huh? shut the fuck up already and put the glow stick down your piss hole.

 

[souschef]

wowwwww....... you must be reaalllllll fun at partys huh? shut the fuck up already and put the glow stick down your piss hole.

But i am... I am fun at parties! The fuck you think i am, a not fun in the parties person? How dare you imply otherwise

I'll get you for this

 

[peachlover669]

But i am... I am fun at parties! The fuck you think i am, a not fun in the parties person? How dare you imply otherwise

I'll get you for this

buddy, that urethra of yours isnt glowing and im not hearing popping from your ass. its no accusation its just simple fact, you are not a party person. i can see clear as day!

 

[OrionBalls]

Strawberry Pop-Rocks are better. Sometimes I like to shove the knockoff Mentos from the bowling alley vending machine up there and drip on some sugar free red pop. (Sugar free makes it less sticky)

 

[SandyCat]

Relevant video

 

[Rozzy]

Where not to put pop rocks.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Hundreds of uncontrollable artificial fruit + au naturale shit smelling rapidfire microfarts sounds like a nightmare found in the depths of a bad acid trip.

This is my guess: it's going to create artificial farts.

Pop Rocks get wet and clump up pretty quickly, so I'd think you'd need to introduce them via a tube to get them into the rectum far enough. One of those Monostat applicators would be ideal, or a dog pill device.

 

[Pop Smeer]

But i am... I am fun at parties! The fuck you think i am, a not fun in the parties person? How dare you imply otherwise

I'll get you for this

I can confirm I have been to a party with souschef and they were extremely fun.

 

[Wuhan Wet Market]

wouldn't it just give you popping diarrhea?

 

[Pop Smeer]

wouldn't it just give you popping diarrhea?

There's only one way to find out. Somebody grab me some pop rocks and a speculum. Mind my vag please, I've had pop rocks in there before and it's a bad time for everyone involved.

 

[Shamefuru Disprayu]

There's only one way to find out. Somebody grab me some pop rocks and a speculum. Mind my vag please, I've had pop rocks in there before and it's a bad time for everyone involved.

I'll take "Things I've never wanted to know for 2000" Alex

 

[Exegesis]

I've done it before.
Do it