Victor Markhoff / Ana Victoria Markhoff / vvictorman_uel - Powerchair faker pooner, has every illness, allergic to Krebs cycle, bed mayo enjoyer, kicked out of house and mental hospital, constant ebeggar, applesauce heiress paid to yeet her teets

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Try to imagine Vicky’s end game. What is her ultimate goal?

I imagine it is her in some “boy in the bubble”-like antiseptic room in her parents home where she has care givers at her beck and call 24/7/365 and a team of doctors/specialists on call for any perceived emergency. She has all the multimedia she needs to whittle the days away on SM and watching tv, playing vidya and all the drugs she would ever want to deal with her “maladies”. Any need that comes up, on her whim, she presses a button and it is catered to immediately and unquestioningly.

And all the while, she is praised for her strength and courage to battle on through impossible odds of having every mysterious disease in the dx book. Along with being pitied for her unique and personal struggle being cursed with these afflictions at such a young age. From there she dictates a best selling book on her condition and advocates for all the munchies victims whose voices are not heard.

Is this her heaven? Her perfect world?
 
Wow, that Hugo seems like the rare male munchie that isn't just doing purely for the tugboat / grift?
Hugo is delightful. Imagine sperging out over the sound of yourself tapping your fingers! He’d be great in the main munchie thread.
I love how Victoria has spun out getting a cold weeks ago into multiple death spirals and ER visits. Maybe she’ll catch the current strain of Captain Tripps that is going round for real, and actually be sick for a change. Lick some hospital door handles, Victor! Commit to the bit.
 
Try to imagine Vicky’s end game. What is her ultimate goal?

I imagine it is her in some “boy in the bubble”-like antiseptic room in her parents home where she has care givers at her beck and call 24/7/365 and a team of doctors/specialists on call for any perceived emergency. She has all the multimedia she needs to whittle the days away on SM and watching tv, playing vidya and all the drugs she would ever want to deal with her “maladies”. Any need that comes up, on her whim, she presses a button and it is catered to immediately and unquestioningly.

And all the while, she is praised for her strength and courage to battle on through impossible odds of having every mysterious disease in the dx book. Along with being pitied for her unique and personal struggle being cursed with these afflictions at such a young age. From there she dictates a best selling book on her condition and advocates for all the munchies victims whose voices are not heard.

Is this her heaven? Her perfect world?
I think you hit the nail on the head. Vicky knows exactly what she wants out of all of this. She even knows who she wants at her funeral (attendance is mandatory if you can afford the trip.)

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I think it would be more rewarding for her if random Xitter users crowdsourced her treatment costs, users with spare bedrooms take turns hosting her for months at a time, and as for the poor X users who couldn’t donate monetarily, they visit in a revolving door fashion to bathe, feed, and give her attention. Then she can feel really popular and guilt her parents even further.
 
Thankfully I have never experienced air hunger but I’ve observed it a few times in others whether due to a severe asthma attack or lung cancer, and it is an awful thing to see. People get this panicked fear in their eyes, and you can see the desperation on their face. Breathing for healthy people is automatic, it’s been there your whole life, it centers and grounds you and most of us don’t think about it that much.

Vicki should be ashamed of herself.
 
Try to imagine Vicky’s end game. What is her ultimate goal?
The simple answer is that she probably doesn't have one. The longer answer is something I didn't mean to write so much about but this post just kinda happened.

I've worked with addicts, street bums and deadbeat parents. People who are not only on life's bottom rung, but are determined to stay there. Something they all have in common is that they don't think ahead more than a couple of days. If they get any money, they spend it immediately. In many cases this is attributed to very poor people having a hand-to-mouth existence whereby income must be spent to keep it out of the hands of debt collectors. But I'm not sure I buy it, 99% of poor people get by and don't become street bums. There's something deep and psychological that makes them refuse to consider the future. I've seen homeless bums skip out on interviews to get long-term housing because they got a hotel room for a night and genuinely don't see the need because they are warm and dry right now and they are therefore ok.

Many poorcows on the Farms spend their money on stupid shit. Lou Gagliardi with his deformed weasel fursonas, Polissa Campbell buying decorations for a trailer rather than spend money fixing its dysfunctional plumbing. Tophiachu spending $400 at ComiCon despite her family being so destitute they lived in a car - a situation caused by their insane father not bothering to pay the rent on their last apartment. Countless ebeggars spending their precious money on the most astoundingly stupid shit, justifying it as "self-care" or whatever idiocy.

There's a lot of factors in play. Poverty isn't the only one, as Vicky, as well as many munchies, come from wealthy families. I think that unintelligent people can be swept up in consumerism, which increasingly encourages people to live beyond their means. I saw a really good Youtube video about the Disney Adult phenomenon that says that modern Western society is all about regression back to childhood. Brands like Lego and Disney don't market to children any more, they market to manchildren and womanchildren. People who don't want to grow up. This nails the munchie phenomenon as well. It's about not wanting to have adult responsibilities, and it's caught up in this weird coalition of left-wing ideology and megacorporations. The Left blames capitalism for everything, yet by saying that identifying as a victim absolves you of adult responsibilities, it encourages the very consumerism they should be against. Almost all these people have some kind of victim identity - troon, black, gay, disabled, and also act like children - troons don't dress like adult women, they dress like little girls. They idolise childhood, where you don't have to think about tomorrow because mommy will take care of tomorrow. And the addicts I worked with were like that. They would squabble and fight like little kids over the dumbest shit, except everyone had knives and it was terrifying.

They also have a shared victim mentality and an external locus of control. For these people, their situation is never the result of their choices, it's the result of external forces. They just sit there and life happens to them. What's the point of making future plans when you can't influence the future? And if you end up in a situation that's not to your liking, then you are a victim, and victims are both morally righteous and excused from having to do anything. Being a sick waif is being a victim, even more so if you're high on the progressive stack. I know this is political sperging but when do you see Chud munchies? Never. Progressive politics are undoubtedly part of this toxic mix that produces people like Vicky and why it pushes them down the path of shallow consumerism and living in the moment.

I've said this about Lowtax as well. Lowtax has a surprising amount in common with Vicky. He was only saved from being a complete street hobo by the SA income, all of which he squandered. Everything in his life was rented. And when his second divorce judgment came in, requiring him to adjust to a modest lifestyle with a normal job, he preferred to blow his own brains out rather than plan ahead. It was absolutely pathological for him to the extent that he'd rather die than actually do anything other than get high and have fun.

Lowtax and Vicky are cows insulated from the consequences of their lack of foresight by an external source of funds. When Lowtax's funds ran out, he trepanned himself with a 5-7. Other cows are insulated from that need by their ageing parents. Kiwis have often speculated about what will happen when Lou Gagliardi, Jake Alley, Cyrax and others lose their parents, and how on Earth such complete failures to launch can survive without them. I guarantee you that those Kiwis have given the matter more thought than the cows concerned. They don't think about it at all. They are children. Sometimes, like Dan Larson, Cobes or Cyrax, they are literally retarded, with the minds of children. Others, like Vicky, Lowtax, Jake Alley and Lou Gagliardi, have actively chosen to be children. Looking ahead and making long-term plans is scary and hard and Hasan said you don't have to do anything that's scary or hard and that's fascism. The state will look after you like mommy did, and whilst I find that idea terrifying, if you suffer from arrested development it's very comforting. Just do what feels good. It's other people's jobs to facilitate your epicureanism, and if they don't do that they're oppressing you and you need to speak to the manager.
 
I've seen homeless bums skip out on interviews to get long-term housing because they got a hotel room for a night and genuinely don't see the need because they are warm and dry right now and they are therefore ok.

"And on sunny days, it doesn't need fixing."
 
I think caring for a person in the community is the most beautiful thing
And there it is. She wants to be cared for, fussed over, told she is the sickest baby ever. She doesn't want life support switched off, instead she wants everyone to surround her unconscious form and render aid forever.
How fucking selfish.
 
They threw her out.

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She’s not having that, of course.

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But first things first, as one is wont to prioritize when dying.

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Never change, gorl.

Also, she’s dying for a port.

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I hope she gets one and immediately goes septic from mayo germs.
 
I claim to be living in abject poverty and my airways so imperiled I’m aspirating my own drool and can’t stop. Better DoorDash some sushi and spice mayo to wolf down before I go back to the ER that threw me out
 
Isn’t getting a port some kind of munchie badge of honor?
Yeah, it was actually kind of unusual that so committed a hospital tourist as Vicky hadn't shown signs of angling for a port/line/whatever before. She was in fact afraid of the prospect two years ago:

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At this point I would love to know who her mysterious "neuro" is. Quack who's using her to run a billing fraud scam? Voice in her head? Who can say?
 
Malicious compliance is the only sensible recourse for any medical professional dealing with a patient like Vicki.

"Oh, you're back! Still having trouble maintaining that airway? Well, in that case, I think it's prudent we take some precautionary measures...

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I suspect that the neuro telling her to go back just means that she called the on-call number and was told we're closed, but if you feel it's an emergency and that your symptoms are dangerous, then you need to go to the ER. That's standard practice, not something special and unique to Vicky. If any of us called up our doctor's after-hours line and presented our symptoms in the way that Vicky doubtless presented hers, we'd also be told to go to the ER. Doctors and nurses have to play CYA. At this point, she certainly knows what symptoms to claim to be directed to the ER.

She can fantasize about being cared for forever because she's wealthy and privileged enough to see that as a real possibility. Normal people fear ending up in a state-run nursing home. She's also never had anything truly bad happen to her, so the very real-- and sadly common-- possibilities of exploitation and neglect aren't even on her radar.
 
Yeah, it was actually kind of unusual that so committed a hospital tourist as Vicky hadn't shown signs of angling for a port/line/whatever before. She was in fact afraid of the prospect two years ago:

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It is surprising that she hasn't outwardly said she "needs' one. but i bet 99% of my assets (so about 1p) that she does really want one like all the other sooper sick special girls, but admitting it is a no no.

She's not on anything that requires regular IV access so why would she need one? multiple random infections doesn't jsutify one (in my not a doctor head) cos it doesn't automatically mean you'll need regular access.

She should just claim POTs and get a port for saline like the other basic munchies.
 
Malicious compliance is the only sensible recourse for any medical professional dealing with a patient like Vicki.

"Oh, you're back! Still having trouble maintaining that airway? Well, in that case, I think it's prudent we take some precautionary measures...

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"Oh, dang, you're that hard a stick? I won't try for vascular access, then--I'll trust your lived experience."
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Isn’t getting a port some kind of munchie badge of honor?
That and g-tubes. They’re great for munchies for two reasons. First being normies will tend to agree you must be gravely ill if you have one (kinda like Vicky’s scooter) and second you can make yourself sick fairly easily by tampering with it.
I think you hit the nail on the head. Vicky knows exactly what she wants out of all of this. She even knows who she wants at her funeral (attendance is mandatory if you can afford the trip.)

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I think it would be more rewarding for her if random Xitter users crowdsourced her treatment costs, users with spare bedrooms take turns hosting her for months at a time, and as for the poor X users who couldn’t donate monetarily, they visit in a revolving door fashion to bathe, feed, and give her attention. Then she can feel really popular and guilt her parents even further.

“Caring for a person in the community is the most beautiful thing there is” —> meaning to Vicky, the tragedy of being PVS and needing to be on TPN and get flipped over every few days to avoid getting pressure sores is “beautiful.” Especially when there’s a 0% chance this person could ever recover. Most people would call that tragic. She’s so weird.
 
Vicks been getting some replies
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Fig1 screenshot, well hello Amanda, you've popped up on a couple of vickies posts just lately. Not that Vicky replies to a peasant. But yeah.
She wants a permo line in her little daughter.
Imagine wanting that for your child. Rather than the discomfort of 3 plus pin pricks on occasion. Actual fucking lunacy.
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The poor daughter very obviously has nothing wrong with her, natch.
Munchie mother spends the rest of her time retweeting an actually insane amount of Netflix /kpop fandom shit. Her daughter has clearly found a method that world's to get her eyes off her phone. That's being generous and even giving the daughter the agency of saying she feels sick. She might be getting told it herself. Who knows.
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There's not much on her page aside from an impenetrable wall of TV schlock. I wonder what's brought her to Vicky's digital bedside.

Vic obv thought she was slick turning up to the ER on Friday. Looks like they aren't playing with that any more. No more inpatient over the weekend til the various docs come back on shift.
When she says "protect my airways" does that refer to sleeping /lying down? Or just in general? Idk why I'm even asking, it's only one more tiny detail of bullshit.

Thinking about how Vicky, because of alienating herself from her family (her whole family, despite deluding herself that the siblings are being "kept away from her") and friends, due to being a drip, and hideous, Vicky has found herself very profoundly lonely aside from just aimless.
She has foisted her entire emotional fulfilment onto the hospital. And now even that is lacking. It's not enough to be there getting (begrudging) IVs. She wants a cuddle and a teddy.
She said herself "I can't see any difference between love and care"

She has put the love of her parents, that she wants in an arrested development brat way even more than the normally adjusted human need for family, onto the paternalistic responsibility of the hospital. She wants peer support from them too-not just friendship in joviality with kind nurses, but doctors who respect her "professional" opinion too. Most gallingly she has even several times tried to get her sexual needs met there also. The pathetic notion of crushing on staff, and talking about these crushes. Putting shit inside herself and then immediately "having an accident" and notifying them to take it out. (which they didn't even need to do. And didn't do. And it came out on its own) without even mentioning the lunatic notion of fucking wanking in a hospital bed in the first place.
They should have slapped her with an indecent exposure charge lol

It's fucking mad. I wonder what set off this big Hospital is my Heart thing in her. It's not like she was an institutionalised sick kiddy or orphan.

Maybe shes just a freak of nature, like that guy who fucked his car or that woman who married the Berlin Wall (and then cheated on it with a fence). Her objectumsexuality(?) just happens to be the whole and entire field and concept of medical care establishments.
I mean, its more convenient than falling in love with one particular rollercoaster.
 
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Vicky is going to die if she gets a picc-line or port. I've been re-reading the thread from the beginning; she is a foul manky goblin who hoards out and trashes every living space she's been in. She's incapable of keeping herself clean, she'll have sepsis within a week.
 
Vicky is going to die if she gets a picc-line or port. I've been re-reading the thread from the beginning; she is a foul manky goblin who hoards out and trashes every living space she's been in. She's incapable of keeping herself clean, she'll have sepsis within a week.
Hunnit percent.
I wonder if feeling actually ill for the first time with sepsis would be enough to shock her out of things? I have a feeling she's never even had an actual proper dose of flu, and just over exaggerates every tiny thing
This is how she poses on r/ptsd, for example. Lolol
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Someones been reading up!

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??? She clarifies
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So Vicky went to the kind of school that has an (anti) bullying event, specifically around trans people. And Vicky gets to speak at it, all important. And there are *multiple* trans people in her small private school. What are the odds!

She also gets low key called out for using a massive attention hungry bandaid for her tiny shot mark
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Back when she was driving a car! Imagine.
Also lol does that car really only have F and R gears? I've driven autos before and they had more gears then that. Im just playing, but it looks funny. The idea of big on off button retard cars for your spoilt child. I think American cars must just have it set out differently.

In answer to my own question (a dose of the scares to wake her up) I think it's probably too late in the day for that, even. Like, she might get scared but at this point, what has she got left to lose?
She has an insane amount of lame reddit memes over the years. She clearly just did the regular thing of self grooming. I am disappointed for her parents on account of how utterly basic her tastes and such are. What are you even paying for in a private school when your kid has both the cultural taste of and intelligence level of absolute sub normity. She'd probably have done a lot better in a regular school getting a nice social dose of shut the fuck up.
 
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