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🐮 Lolcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / Russell Greee / Russle / Brothel Prince / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner
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>Get fat
>Thread moves to Deathfats
>Woo Kiwi gorls
It's so retarded it's brilliant.
Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th
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I think we all agreed that it's as misshapen and gnarly looking as him.
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Of course, Russell doesn't have any regular contact with his parent, his brother and sister or his nephew. Either because his scandalous behaviour has brought shame and opprobium on his family members, or because Russell feels mortally wounded about their refusal to prioritize his plights over their desire to get on with living a life outside of the public eye.
Perhaps Josh is standing in as a proxy parent in Russell's imagination? Because he too refuses to concede to Greer's demands, he's behaving exactly like his other family members have done. If Russell says he wants the threads here closing then by God, Josh had better close them. Or he'll subject him to the kind of tantrum he's subjected family members to his whole life.
And like so many other lolcows, Russell will always be able to find enablers who assist him in facilitating maximum damage because.. hey, the poor, poor mong. He's got a droopy lip and nobody will ever willingly kiss him unless he stumps up a couple of thousand dollars. So let his insane lawsuit drain the Kiwifarms bank account. That'd be the kind thing to do.
These enablers should be forced to live with Greer. Or to sleep with him, Sadly, none of them would reach Russell's standards. Not a 9 among them.
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Actually, I now suspect there might be more records. What I've received from these emails have provided me hints to where else to look. I've since made inquiries, but I'm told that it is unlikely I'll get anything until late February.
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Da FUQ am I looking at? Half the plate is covered, in melted cheese to the rim and... there's something else on there that I can't figure out.
Whatever it is, I'm sure it's vile.
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I literally thought that I clicked onto the Jack Scalfani thread because of how ridiculous that cheddar on cheddar abomination looks.
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I feel like if I asked an AI to produce an image of a plate of goyslop, it would make this picture.
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I love a good cheese sauce, but most budget-friendly restaurants do not have good cheese sauces or good mac and cheese. That definitely doesn’t look like a good sauce. My first thought that was it was that nasty stuff they call chili in Cincinnati.
As usual, Russ has no comprehension of anything close to the finer things in life.
Edit: Golden Corral definitely doesn’t have good cheese sauce! (I do like their pot roast though)
As usual, Russ has no comprehension of anything close to the finer things in life.
Edit: Golden Corral definitely doesn’t have good cheese sauce! (I do like their pot roast though)
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Turtle O'Carolan
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He couldn't even retake the photo to remove his finger from the lens.
Plus I'd bet money he left a trail of cheese sauce through the restaurant. Drool may be disgusting, but it's easier to clean off carpet than cheese sauce.
Plus I'd bet money he left a trail of cheese sauce through the restaurant. Drool may be disgusting, but it's easier to clean off carpet than cheese sauce.
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They didn't keep his head above water when he was homeless for a while
I've speculated that with his father hospitalized by Parkinson's, he's most likely been forced into retirement, so they just don't have the income to waste on Russell anymore. If the Erika saga happened today, mom and dad wouldn't have the spare tens of thousands of dollars to buy him a lawyer, they couldn't even give him the $5900 he needed to stave off eviction
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Forgive me if I've missed this in the thread previously but was his father's health somehow confirmed? All we have on this is the claim in a plightsperg filing, did something else come up to validate that?
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No, it has never been confirmed.
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I have no fucking clue what this dish is but it’s starting to make Pat’s cooking look appetizing and that’s not somewhere I want to go, stalker.
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Enjoy e-coli, emergency room child.
Looking at that picture I have another question though - can Russ use a straw? I would think his issue would prevent the movements required for that. And if he can't, does he have the forethought to put one in his glass?
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It's iced tea though, so if he added sugar (and you KNOW he added sugar) to it then the straw is for stirring.
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I'd pay real money (up to, and including US$1) to hear Rusty try to pronounce "overlapping fields of fire".
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Added sugar?
He really is a horrible person.
Everyone knows you add the sugar when it's brewed.
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No he can't use a straw but he needs to pretend like somebody else is there with him.
Or he's using it to stir in the massive amounts of sugar he added.
Greee would add sugar to everything if he could get away with it. The man has the palate of a toddler.
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I suspect they gave him some money because convincing a landlord to rent to him after an eviction would have been tough unless he offered more than the usual deposit + first/last months' rent. Same for getting another car after the previous one was repossessed.
That said I do agree they probably give him the bare minimum to keep him off the streets, both because of his father's illness and because they know anything that doesn't go to essentials is going to hookers.
Only with difficulty, he could generate some suction if he put the straw between his teeth and sucked but the tea would move through the straw more slowly compared to someone with functioning lips using a straw.
I suspect he is using the straw to avoid making a scene - without a straw the tea would probably spill everywhere (if you don't believe me, try holding your lower lip down and taking a drink).
ETA: Or to keep up the illusion there is someone there with him, apart from the location the glass is half-empty. This may be the most effort he has put into pretending a woman would willingly associate with him.
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That's Cincinnati chili and it's just fine.