Victor Markhoff / Ana Victoria Markhoff / vvictorman_uel - Powerchair faker pooner, has every illness, allergic to Krebs cycle, bed mayo enjoyer, kicked out of house and mental hospital, constant ebeggar, applesauce heiress paid to yeet her teets

[Poogers]

Um, mcscuse me mx. mcbongwater, but I can't help but interpret this as anything other than targeted harassment against a systemically persecuted demographic to which I belong. Please be mindful that your call outs do not perpetuate the marginalization of already marginalized groups who have struggled to have a voice in a culture historically dominated by a white cishetero neurotypical patriarchy. I'm now dysregulated, spiraling, and anticipate the energy expended in composing this post to result in significant post-exertional malaise. The only cure is sending $50 to my cash app $n1ggerz

 

[Zemblan Physics]

WHY is she depriving us of live TikTok-coverage of this drooling and airway protecting? I mean, imagining it is very funny but to actually observe it would be pure gold.

 

[Poogers]

She's gonna get her magic Mestinon taken away. Cholinesterase inhibitors can cause excessive salivation and are generally contraindicated in patients with a history of asthma--y'know, the asthma she (allegedly) needed specially compounded Zyrtec to treat?

I eagerly await the "discontinuation of her sooper-speshul MG medication" arc (provided she was ever on it in the first place).

 

[hey god it's me again]

Alright folks, place your bets. What munchie prize will she be gunning for this time around? Here's my guesses:

• CPAP machine, specifically to address obstructive sleep apnea that she totally has. Uses the words "collapse of the upper airways" and/or refers to decreased oxygen to supply her lungs with which WILL MAKE HER DIE!
• On the same vein of the above, a polysomnography. Bragging points on how the hospital had to conduct yet another test and she just haaaad to stay there overnight again, sooooo inconvenieeeeent, uuuuugh
• Attributing dysphagia to lung health/ muscular dystrophy/ neurological causes, to really stick it to Mr. My Neuromuscular in hopes of expediting the "treatment plan" that she's supposed to get for her T&H MG...
• ...OR revive her super duper real TBI that's-basically-a-mini-stroke arc, and bullshit something about how the symptoms have been there all along and have progressed over time to the point swallowing is difficult. Pneumonia will be related here somehow. "I want to eat/drink" will be the new "I want to breathe"
• Just a good ol' hospital stay where she can bask in the attention of numerous staff fussing over her, making specific reference to how she LITERALLY just got discharged for pneumonia dammit!

 

[unexpected onions]

Alright folks, place your bets. What munchie prize will she be gunning for this time around?

Intubation. She really wanted that last time she was "dying"

 

[the last eunuchorn]

• Attributing dysphagia to lung health/ muscular dystrophy/ neurological causes, to really stick it to Mr. My Neuromuscular in hopes of expediting the "treatment plan" that she's supposed to get for her T&H MG...

I’m putting my money on this one. She was bitching about not getting her treatment plan fast enough and got triggered by a condescending doctor. It’s the mean, lazy doctor’s fault for not bending over backwards fast enough for her. If only he could borrow her wheelchair.

I hope the hospital staff tell her that it’s just a flare-up of FND.

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

Vicky doesn’t even need a job. If she just went home and gave up punishing her parents with her sick and trans LARP, they would probably support her doing whatever she wanted, as long as it involved regular hygiene and leaving the house once in a while. It’s absolutely galling that she panhandles like she does.

I tend to think the ship has sailed on this option for Vicky. I think they took her back in after NYU failed, and after that weird rehab / hospital arc in I wanna say... Florida failed. I don't see them cutting her off to be homeless, but I don't see either parent fitting out their new home with all the disability accessories necessary for Vicky to move in and not clean up after herself

Um, mcscuse me mx. mcbongwater, but I can't help but interpret this as anything other than targeted harassment against a systemically persecuted demographic to which I belong

Her take was especially othering to neurodivergents whose special interest happens to be securing an existing for their people and a future for white children

CPAP machine, specifically to address obstructive sleep apnea that she totally has. Uses the words "collapse of the upper airways" and/or refers to decreased oxygen to supply her lungs with which WILL MAKE HER DIE!

I might be getting my malingerers mixed up but I think she already has a CPAP machine. I seem to recall her complaining about how hard it was to clean out the hose. If the doctors try to buy her off with a CPAP machine she's gonna melt down like a rich girl whose daddy just offered her a labubu and dubai chocolate instead of a trip to Dubai. Those are so passe and last year, and even poor people have them. Vicky needs some kind of medication that can only be made by harvesting the final tears of a dying nun.

 

[broken chyron]

Alright folks, place your bets. What munchie prize will she be gunning for this time around? Here's my guesses:

• CPAP machine, specifically to address obstructive sleep apnea that she totally has. Uses the words "collapse of the upper airways" and/or refers to decreased oxygen to supply her lungs with which WILL MAKE HER DIE!
• On the same vein of the above, a polysomnography. Bragging points on how the hospital had to conduct yet another test and she just haaaad to stay there overnight again, sooooo inconvenieeeeent, uuuuugh
• Attributing dysphagia to lung health/ muscular dystrophy/ neurological causes, to really stick it to Mr. My Neuromuscular in hopes of expediting the "treatment plan" that she's supposed to get for her T&H MG...
• ...OR revive her super duper real TBI that's-basically-a-mini-stroke arc, and bullshit something about how the symptoms have been there all along and have progressed over time to the point swallowing is difficult. Pneumonia will be related here somehow. "I want to eat/drink" will be the new "I want to breathe"
• Just a good ol' hospital stay where she can bask in the attention of numerous staff fussing over her, making specific reference to how she LITERALLY just got discharged for pneumonia dammit!

Come on, you're just giving her ideas now lol

 

[huge boobs]

Alright folks, place your bets. What munchie prize will she be gunning for this time around? Here's my guesses:

• CPAP machine, specifically to address obstructive sleep apnea that she totally has. Uses the words "collapse of the upper airways" and/or refers to decreased oxygen to supply her lungs with which WILL MAKE HER DIE!
• On the same vein of the above, a polysomnography. Bragging points on how the hospital had to conduct yet another test and she just haaaad to stay there overnight again, sooooo inconvenieeeeent, uuuuugh
• Attributing dysphagia to lung health/ muscular dystrophy/ neurological causes, to really stick it to Mr. My Neuromuscular in hopes of expediting the "treatment plan" that she's supposed to get for her T&H MG...
• ...OR revive her super duper real TBI that's-basically-a-mini-stroke arc, and bullshit something about how the symptoms have been there all along and have progressed over time to the point swallowing is difficult. Pneumonia will be related here somehow. "I want to eat/drink" will be the new "I want to breathe"
• Just a good ol' hospital stay where she can bask in the attention of numerous staff fussing over her, making specific reference to how she LITERALLY just got discharged for pneumonia dammit!

Intubation. She really wanted that last time she was "dying"

i personally think she'll go the anaphylaxis/angioedema faking route once her team of special neurologists who are secretly in love with her tell her to fuck off forever for being a stinky malingerer. whatever her next grift is, it won't be successful. she's bad at pretty much everything, but she's almost exceptionally bad at pretending to be sick. if she really wanted to get that sweet hospital attention, she could just go and get herself one of those fancy phalloplasties like a true and honest pooner and suffer from medical complications for the rest of her life. that being said, saying "i have a rare neurological condition that i can't control and could kill me at any moment" sounds better than "i paid a lot of money for someone to butcher my genitals and now am suffering the consequences."

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

She just loves voluntarily doing symptoms that are humiliating, she feels like it's somehow endearing and a prover that she's definitely not faking, who would fake being a drooling retard?

 

[Dropa5pack]

She’s so exhausting. I hate her.

 

[hey god it's me again]

I might be getting my malingerers mixed up but I think she already has a CPAP machine. I seem to recall her complaining about how hard it was to clean out the hose.

You're correct - it's me that didn't remember it's still sitting around. I mistakenly thought that it was left in the Markhoff's residence and that's why we never got to see it again. In that case, maybe this might be the CPAP machine comeback arc

Here's the fate of that toy, for context



And while we're at it, a couple posts from 2021 that made me laugh. She's so pathetic and gross



In any case, she's back in the hospital again. No specific munching so far which makes me think the staff rolled their eyes and just gave her a bed, but of course she had to brag being a hard stick:

 

[behindyourightnow]

Mooches on his dad, who is really, really over it. The dad is researching possible therapies for it but the son absolutely won't hear of it. He doesn't want to get better. He just wants staff to care for him. His friends only come over for "caretaking" and he has multiple carers he makes do everything for him, including handwriting.

I think if I were ever in this situation with an adult child I would secretly invest all the money/effort necessary into turning his room (or the whole house) into a giant Farraday cage. Let's see how long your "chronic fatigue" and "post exercise malaise" lasts once you can't sit in bed and scroll all day. (And if it DOES last then okay, maybe we are actually dealing with something real and we can figure it out. You still can't have your internet back, though.)

 

[Romeo814]

And while we're at it, a couple posts from 2021 that made me laugh. She's so pathetic and gross

There arent any approved at home devices to detect central sleep apnea. Obstructive sleep apnea yes, but not CSA. CSA requires an EEG to diagnose.

In retrospect, her central sleep apnea claim may have been foreshadowing her MG arc.

 

[Jimmy Dean Bowl]

Of COURSE she's a hard stick. All the sooper speshul munchies love to boast about their teeny tiny delicate veins and how much the doctors/nurses struggle with them.
Imagine crying because you're having blood drawn. The attention seeking is off the charts.

 

[Zemblan Physics]

Vicky Markhoff, MD. Yet somehow struggling to pass a single course in college.

She’s really utterly clueless about how sick people behave. That she’s chosen to fake an illness where dyspnea due to muscle weakness can be a sign of a critical exacerbation is extra funny to me for that reason. If you’ve ever seen someone struggling to breathe you know what it looks like, and your body actually kinda feels it, too - dyspnea is almost psychologically contagious.

She’s not fooling anyone with her claims of drooling, aspiration and neck breathing. What I can’t wrap my head around is why they keep admitting her.

 

[Cnaiur urs Skiotha]

"A large teddy bear, a lollipop, some balloons"... could she be any more obvious? Just tweet "PLEASE LET ME REGRESS INTO A TODDLER" next time Vicky. You're a 27 year old "man" for fuck's sake. Going to the ER because you supposedly can't stop inhaling your own drool, for fuck's sake. I know this is obvious but actual 20-something men get real illnesses and injuries and frequently just try to power through out of masculine pride and a dislike of being fussed over. When was the last time you heard a young man casually admit on SM the last time he cried? Or say that we wants childish little treats and head-pats?

It just kills me how Vicky is not any of the things she claims to be. Not male, not sick or disabled, not Jewish or Uruguayan, not bright or promising, not dying, and definitely, absolutely not cute.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Phrased like this, it wouldn’t surprise me if the fat donation was given as a way to stick it to one or both of her parents.

I’ve always assumed this. This is an ultimate rich person troll. What better way to fuck over some person you loathe than by funding a terrible decision by their child to help ruin their life. If she gave $10k to Vicky for heroin, a 34NNN size tit job or Scientology courses she’d be a monster. But $10k to help Vicky achieve her true gender identity can’t be faulted! It was the perfect way to turn a knife into someone’s back and be applauded for it.

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Vicky Markhoff, MD. Yet somehow struggling to

wtf does “me outside the window of an IG reel” even mean? I feel like the zoomer brain is permanently broken. The only life that matters to Vicky is the fake reality she has via screens.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

That one's a real winner. Tweets all day, every day. Would probably be great fodder for a very traditional cow thread.

That one's a real winner. Tweets all day, every day. Would probably be great fodder for a very traditional cow thread.

Seconded. That initial screencap almost made me MATI with the level of entitlement. Would love a proper thread on this one.

I see she already has a cow crossover with "Fernando," who is an equally shitty and entitled pooner munchie, but waaayy more aggressive about her grift than Vicky. She's a fun follow who just recently became aware of her own thread and wasted no time using it to fundraise.

How funny! I got curious after seeing Fernando describe her as the only good white ally she has after that chimpout (Fernando regularly calls for white, anti masker, and/or doctor genocide) and started looking more into her last night (since I only look at Vicky’s thread every other day despite enjoying it a lot).

Here are both of my posts about Maggie/Smokey in the Fernando thread. tl;dr she’s okay with enabling known scammers and fakers like Vicky because she has a history of it herself

Of COURSE she's a hard stick. All the sooper speshul munchies love to boast about their teeny tiny delicate veins and how much the doctors/nurses struggle with them.
Imagine crying because you're having blood drawn. The attention seeking is off the charts.

Even someone with rolling veins will have an easier time if they're hydrated pre-stick. Wonder when was the last time Vicky drank plain water?

 

[sarna]

I tend to think the ship has sailed on this option for Vicky. I think they took her back in after NYU failed, and after that weird rehab / hospital arc in I wanna say... Florida failed.

Mom and Dad didn't take her in after Florida. She went from the rehab in Florida to crashing with some poor dumb bastard in Florida to the current New York arc. But yes, signs are that if her parents are trying to get her to come home, they're not trying very hard.

Of COURSE she's a hard stick. All the sooper speshul munchies love to boast about their teeny tiny delicate veins and how much the doctors/nurses struggle with them.

You know what makes setting up an IV a whole lot easier? Not being a fat fuck.