💥 Trainwreck Pixyteri / Sarah Guilbeaux / Ashton Winters - Glorious Nippon Cosplayer and Stomach Penis Pooner, she's peein' and poopin' the bed, mother is equally crazy

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VisceraNexus said:
I don't really see what she identifies with in relation to the character, he's basically "anti-Sora" or like an evil alter ego.
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The reason that she identifies with him is because of this. "Ashton" is supposed to be all the things that Pixy wasn't "supposed" to be. "Ashton" is her version of anti-Sarah. It's a juvenile way for her to avoid processing and contextualizing all of the "traumatic" things that she's gone through in her life.
 
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VisceraNexus said:
This is very autistic of me and I apologize for shitting up the thread with it, so I welcome the puzzle pieces, but I just replayed Kingdom Hearts 3 recently and Vanitas has a bit of dialogue in it. I don't really see what she identifies with in relation to the character, he's basically "anti-Sora" or like an evil alter ego. Sora is naive, overly optimistic, energetic, annoying, all about "the power of friendship." Vanitas is meant to be the opposite, his whole thing is literally just "I love the darkness," and "I'm you but evil." He's edgy in a way that's written for small children. Other than that he's also a small man, because he's a teenage boy. I think the short stature is only thing he and Pixy have in common.
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She did skin walk Sora, then Vanitas.
If I had to guess, Sora was first because we've heard Sarah preach about how her hopes and dreams matter and how she wants friendship. Sora is all about hopes and dreams while making friends everywhere he goes. Sarah cares about herself only while Sora cares about others.
Now that Sarah has essentially given up on her hopes and dreams (being famous, living in Japan, not being japanese ect), she's probably skinwalking Vanitas because she's in her "villian Era" and "the opposite of who she used to be" and Vanitas is the opposite of Sora.
At the end of the day though, Sarah just doesn't have an identity of her own except the shitty reputation she built.
 
Dysnomia said:
New fic based on some trip she took to Mandalay Bay years ago. In this one Vanitas' mean old dad gives him "a wad of cash" to just buzz off for awhile. So Vanitas takes Kairi to Vegas to pig out and have gross sex. Surprisingly no pee. Go figure. Also Vanitas had a mastectomy in this one and mean dad is calling him "Son".

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Wow. I have so many regrets after reading that.

"This dream would be perfection. If only the man could find a way for it to happen. Vanitas fell asleep and woke up in a dream about a dream vacation".

You hear that dream mom and dream dad? Dream Vanitas is a dream man with very dream manry dream needs, dream you can't dream stop him from dream going to dream Vegas.
 
Shay Van Buren said:
She did skin walk Sora, then Vanitas.
If I had to guess, Sora was first because we've heard Sarah preach about how her hopes and dreams matter and how she wants friendship. Sora is all about hopes and dreams while making friends everywhere he goes. Sarah cares about herself only while Sora cares about others.
Now that Sarah has essentially given up on her hopes and dreams (being famous, living in Japan, not being japanese ect), she's probably skinwalking Vanitas because she's in her "villian Era" and "the opposite of who she used to be" and Vanitas is the opposite of Sora.
At the end of the day though, Sarah just doesn't have an identity of her own except the shitty reputation she built.
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I finally got around to buying Kingdom Hearts 2.5 for PS3. I started Birth By Sleep and wondered why she doesn't skinwalk Terra instead because he's actually masculine and Pixy is a real man you will not HARM. But you put it well. Villain era indeed. Plus Vanitas is a skinny twink and I think that's also a factor. If she can't be a kawaii Japanese school idoru then she's gonna be a skinny twink. She's not gonna skinwalk a guy that looks like he's old enough to buy beer. That's not kawaii.

Oh there's another chapter. In this one Professor Vanitas takes his grooming victim Kairi to an Asian buffet where he eats modestly whereas Kairi pigs out like a prized hog because her family is poor and haven't gotten their foodstamps. You know damn well Pixy eats like a brood sow at buffets. I guess this is part of her whole "I'm trying to lose weight shtick. Also, Vanitas' mean old dad is dead in this one. She seems to flip flop between this and him just being mean and ruining her life.

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All his students were actively painting and he sat grading projects, eyes shadowy and purple on his pale, yellowish skin.
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Since when are Vanitas' eyes purple? Pixy should know this because she wears the contacts every damn day.

And if it went away how could he. He wouldn’t let that happen. He’d protect his stick with his life.
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Here we go again with that. Who is taking the stomach jizzler away? I'm still thinking the pills make her more sane and she knows this. Either that or she's got something going on like fibroids or endometriosis and she's refused treatment because she thinks the jizzler will be removed.

Today she had on a super, bright pink lipstick. The teacher was surprised the other professors let her wear it because it was so bright and flashy.
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Since when can you not wear lipstick in college? The way she describes Kairi it's very obvious that this "college" is just a thinly veiled high school. Just look at how Pixy makes sure you know that Kairi is over 18 and this is not rape even though this whole arc reads like a teacher grooming a minor and turning her into an alcoholic.

She was legal and consenting and he was horny.
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rubbing his tattoo on his right thigh
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Yes the sexy, sexy tattoo of a pile of sentient vomit. Makes all the girls go crazy. Panties flying off everywhere. :roll:

She was very skinny but her little belly was adorable with light chub.
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Just like Pixy in her kawaii days when she was squeezed into AP like a sausage.
 
I'm dyin' here, looked up the "Grand Buffet" that Vanitas wows the ladies with:

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This could be just what he needed... and perhaps just what his dong needed. He tried not to be creepy, grinning at her, but inevitably it was.
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Is this the new grossest, creepiest thing Pixy's written?

He grinned, holding her hips as she bounced on him, noticing her cute face was staining with tears. Sexual tears.
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No, THIS is the new grossest, creepiest thing she's written.


Dysnomia said:
Here we go again with that. Who is taking the stomach jizzler away? I'm still thinking the pills make her more sane and she knows this. Either that or she's got something going on like fibroids or endometriosis and she's refused treatment because she thinks the jizzler will be removed.
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I'm leaning toward the latter, someone's probably telling her to get treated for whatever's going on in her ocean.
 
Dysnomia said:
Here we go again with that. Who is taking the stomach jizzler away? I'm still thinking the pills make her more sane and she knows this. Either that or she's got something going on like fibroids or endometriosis and she's refused treatment because she thinks the jizzler will be removed.
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Maybe he's African.

No word of a lie but men over there are terrified of somebody "stealing their penis". But then this is also the same continent where you have rape ghosts who sodomize men as they sleep. They also go after women as well but just going for the men is funnier.
 
Kosher Dill said:
I'm dyin' here, looked up the "Grand Buffet" that Vanitas wows the ladies with:

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Is this the new grossest, creepiest thing Pixy's written?


No, THIS is the new grossest, creepiest thing she's written.



I'm leaning toward the latter, someone's probably telling her to get treated for whatever's going on in her ocean.
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Another place she's been too. A sub-par buffet that Pixy thinks is high class because she can stuff her face there for a reasonable price. Maybe the seafood here is one of the reasons for her constant stomach owwies.

She really needs to take the lady problems more seriously. If she develops a real problem like cervical cancer she's gonna learn fast what "I'm dying" really means.
 
Dysnomia said:
A sub-par buffet that Pixy thinks is high class because she can stuff her face there for a reasonable price. Maybe the seafood here is one of the reasons for her constant stomach owwies.
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But it's got JAPANESE food there so that means it has to be better because it's JAPANESE!

She whined for a while that she wanted healthy food like miso soup but all she could get was burgers.

Bitch please. A small container of miso, some dried hon dashi and whatever else you want to put in there like seaweed, tofu or whatever costs less than a cheeseburger at Whataburger and not only lasts longer but is probably better for you. Steam some rice, add a couple pickles to that and you have a really cheap "Japanese" meal. But no. That requires effort on her part.

But then her attempts at cooking have been disasters so maybe it's better she doesn't try,
 
sometimes i wonder if pixys brand of crazy would have actually done better for her had she chosen to just be obsessed with being a housewife or something. at least then she would have eventually found someone to be with that would put up with her insanity. everything she does now just feels more like rebellion against debbie that shes too stubborn to ever give up on.
 
Chinese buffets are fucking gross and Pixy loving them just proves what a low-class loser she is.
Tetragrammaton said:
sometimes i wonder if pixys brand of crazy would have actually done better for her had she chosen to just be obsessed with being a housewife or something. at least then she would have eventually found someone to be with that would put up with her insanity. everything she does now just feels more like rebellion against debbie that shes too stubborn to ever give up on.
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She would never have been happy being a wife.
 
Tetragrammaton said:
sometimes i wonder if pixys brand of crazy would have actually done better for her had she chosen to just be obsessed with being a housewife or something. at least then she would have eventually found someone to be with that would put up with her insanity. everything she does now just feels more like rebellion against debbie that shes too stubborn to ever give up on.
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She wanted to be a Japanese waifu for spell. It's in one of the posts in the old thread. It was some stupid romanticized anime nonsense. She'd just sit around on her ass all day cosplaying then when Husbando-kun comes home from a long day of slaving as a salary man she'd serve him lopsided onigiri and pocky.

Here's some posts where she gets salt in her snatch over how she just HAS to wear a kimono for her wedding. There is a pic floating around somewhere where she specifically says she wants to be a waifu.

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Constellationzero said:
I, too, have cleaned similar off my living room carpet from the cats.

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This is why I don't go to Chinese buffets. That stuff sits around all day. And probably the next day too.
KuwabaraTheMan said:
She would never have been happy being a wife.
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No way in Hell. She's too lazy and selfish to cohabitate with a spouse. She's be a terrible mother too. Thank God she doesn't have any kids because she can't even be bothered to scoop a litter box. So I don't want to think of how long a baby would sit in a dirty diaper while she pranced around in cosplay. There's gotta be something nasty going on down there like the clap to not have gotten knocked up after taking that much unwrapped dick.
 
Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th said:
I dunno why, but Sarah here is giving me major Rosie O'Donnell vibes. Especially with the scowling/snarling pic.
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Good God, now I can't unsee this.

Anyway here's a new "art piece". Sorry Sarah, you're no tears in the rain. I also find it funny that people on lolcow say her art is good and has potential when its so easy to find where she traced stuff. She's not good, and she's too dumb for classes.
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Dysnomia said:
Here's some posts where she gets salt in her snatch over how she just HAS to wear a kimono for her wedding.
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You can't just put on a formal kimono. You need help like several people helping you out and they need to know what they're doing. It's a pain in the ass and there's so many layers to it.

Looks nice in the end but it's it's a pain to put it all together.

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If she wants it that bad get it done. Oh wait you need to pay for it and go through psychological screening first.
 
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Then you'd have real dysphoria. At least there's no chance of her getting an elective teet yeet.
Vampirella said:
Good God, now I can't unsee this.

Anyway here's a new "art piece". Sorry Sarah, you're no tears in the rain. I also find it funny that people on lolcow say her art is good and has potential when its so easy to find where she traced stuff. She's not good, and she's too dumb for classes.
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The "tears" look more like hentai jizz. The hill or whatever that green thing is looks like it was drawn by a preschooler.
 
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