Sit

down

and

listen.

A
BPD Tinder GF is speaking.

..Or don't and read this summary instead.
Tom's Serial Gooner Monogamy Adventure Summary:
The resulting fallout has Nicolas Oreo (not having read the allegations in detail) announcing that the
Half-Baked Podcast, a podcast which includes Turkey Tom as a co-host, will go on a
short hiatus.
Initial Allegation:
Ex-GF
@sacramento89 alleges that she was in a
relationship with Turkey Tom after meeting on Tinder.
-This thread is the top thing that pops up when he searches for something on Google
-Interacted and flying out countless followed e-girls to cheat with
-Kicked holes in his rental house because an e-girl Bell Delphine lookalike got "hacked" and blackmailed him with dick pics.
-Collects voice memos as blackmail to ensure women don't speak out against him (Epsteinmaxxing)
-Pulls out his phone mid-sex to non-consensually record the encounter
Null confirms
@sacramento89's identity. She claims to have dated Turkey Tom for
7 months and met his family (May 2025 ~ January 2026), marriage was in the picture until
she confronted Turkey Tom about cheating.
Following Allegations:
@sacramento89 clarifies further:
-Blackmail consists of voice memos from an
Ex named "Kai"
-
@sacramento89 broke up with him because he kept talking to Bell Delphine lookalike (IG Archive:
creepyhoarder)
-Tom lied about being a Youtuber and
told her not to look him up
-Describes an Ex who was
bruised on her face after meeting with him (IG Archive:
klorox katie)
-Turkey Tom compliments his dates by
saying they look 15.
Highlights:
-Turkey Tom's goon brain can't handle real women even after quitting porn so he has to
resort to filming/watching women to ejaculate.
-Turkey Tom sent his dick pic to the Bell Delphine lookalike, who turns out to be an e-girl cow who dresses up underage and loves lolicon (
@jandle's
useful links to said e-girl cow)
-Turkey Tom has a
habit of hitting or choking during sex ("im not alleging anything illegal, just that he would hit and choke because he was super gooner" wtf)
-
Tom never got over Kai cheating on him with Liam... but still moved in with her like a huuuuge cuck.
-Turkey is
extremely sexually aggressive and made @sacramento89 and others bleed, which he tries to downplay as normal.
Ex-GF named
@left4dead (the same user as as klorox katie, alleged Ex who was bruised on face) joins the fray and corroborates
Turkey Tom's pedophilic tendencies: specifically telling her "awesome [you] looked like a little girl" after first sex.
Extra Allegations:
-@left4dead describes how Turkey Tom contacted her immediately after
the breakup with Kai, yet still had her clothes.
-Calls him
smelly boi with ringworms
-Youtuber AidenProjects claims that
Kai was into ageplay with Tom according to Lerix.
-Back in 2021, Turkey Tom called Vega because he doesn't know foreplay (later leaked),
struggled to get into a girl and with no knowledge on how to get a girl wet. Turns out in 2026 he STILL SUCKS AT SEX!
-@left4dead posts
audio of them talking, left4dead shows off her small vocabulary, Turkey Tom's preferences for "small, petite" and being a "fan of night rape."
(Artistic rendition of a typical, loving night with user @NotATurkey)
tl;dr Turkey Tom allegedly beats and makes women bleed during sex, records them non-consensually mid-sex because of his coom brain. He also looooves ageplay and is especially turned on when his GF looks like a little girl.