🌟 Internet Famous Turkey Tom / TomDark / @NotATurkey / TomDarkLive / anonbirdd / Thomas Larry Hanson - KiwiTuber, "Her Prostate" enjoyer, chronic shitstirrer, Destiny worshipper, pronouns respecter, Mr.Beast bootlicker, serial cheater, cuck, Kiwi Farms induced erectile dysfunction

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Sit 👏down👏 and👏 listen.👏 A BPD Tinder GF is speaking.😤
..Or don't and read this summary instead.

Tom's Serial Gooner Monogamy Adventure Summary:
The resulting fallout has Nicolas Oreo (not having read the allegations in detail) announcing that the Half-Baked Podcast, a podcast which includes Turkey Tom as a co-host, will go on a short hiatus.

Initial Allegation:
Ex-GF @sacramento89 alleges that she was in a relationship with Turkey Tom after meeting on Tinder.
-This thread is the top thing that pops up when he searches for something on Google
-Interacted and flying out countless followed e-girls to cheat with
-Kicked holes in his rental house because an e-girl Bell Delphine lookalike got "hacked" and blackmailed him with dick pics.
-Collects voice memos as blackmail to ensure women don't speak out against him (Epsteinmaxxing)
-Pulls out his phone mid-sex to non-consensually record the encounter

Null confirms @sacramento89's identity. She claims to have dated Turkey Tom for 7 months and met his family (May 2025 ~ January 2026), marriage was in the picture until she confronted Turkey Tom about cheating.

Following Allegations:
@sacramento89 clarifies further:
-Blackmail consists of voice memos from an Ex named "Kai"
-@sacramento89 broke up with him because he kept talking to Bell Delphine lookalike (IG Archive: creepyhoarder)
-Tom lied about being a Youtuber and told her not to look him up
-Describes an Ex who was bruised on her face after meeting with him (IG Archive: klorox katie)
-Turkey Tom compliments his dates by saying they look 15.

Highlights:
-Turkey Tom's goon brain can't handle real women even after quitting porn so he has to resort to filming/watching women to ejaculate.
-Turkey Tom sent his dick pic to the Bell Delphine lookalike, who turns out to be an e-girl cow who dresses up underage and loves lolicon (@jandle's useful links to said e-girl cow)
-Turkey Tom has a habit of hitting or choking during sex ("im not alleging anything illegal, just that he would hit and choke because he was super gooner" wtf)
-Tom never got over Kai cheating on him with Liam... but still moved in with her like a huuuuge cuck.
-Turkey is extremely sexually aggressive and made @sacramento89 and others bleed, which he tries to downplay as normal.

Ex-GF named @left4dead (the same user as as klorox katie, alleged Ex who was bruised on face) joins the fray and corroborates Turkey Tom's pedophilic tendencies: specifically telling her "awesome [you] looked like a little girl" after first sex.

Extra Allegations:
-@left4dead describes how Turkey Tom contacted her immediately after the breakup with Kai, yet still had her clothes.
-Calls him smelly boi with ringworms
-Youtuber AidenProjects claims that Kai was into ageplay with Tom according to Lerix.
-Back in 2021, Turkey Tom called Vega because he doesn't know foreplay (later leaked), struggled to get into a girl and with no knowledge on how to get a girl wet. Turns out in 2026 he STILL SUCKS AT SEX!
-@left4dead posts audio of them talking, left4dead shows off her small vocabulary, Turkey Tom's preferences for "small, petite" and being a "fan of night rape."

TurkeyTom_StopGooning.jpg
(Artistic rendition of a typical, loving night with user @NotATurkey)

tl;dr Turkey Tom allegedly beats and makes women bleed during sex, records them non-consensually mid-sex because of his coom brain. He also looooves ageplay and is especially turned on when his GF looks like a little girl.
 
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Coming out as a jilted lover and not backing it up just makes her look like another pump and dumped fan girl. He totally promised to marry her and settle down after 7 months while chasing e-girls on social media?
You aren't wholly off base. She was completely BTFO, getting strung along with promises of a lifetime of a life of violent sex with the e-celeb of her dreams while he was balls deep in e-girl poontang. Turkey Tom was dominating.
But now she's dropped this shit and reclaimed her power ten-fold. This leak though is a total girl victory, Tom getting gaped on Twitter.
 
  • Beating multiple women
  • Choking multiple women
  • Nonconsensually recording sexual intercourse multiple times with multiple women
  • Being consistently rough enough to ALWAYS cause vaginal bleeding with multiple women
  • Recordings of him expositing rape fantasies
  • Constantly talking about age play

How is this not as bad or even worse than Destiny?
besides destiny sending his sex tapes to rose, tom is worse in every other
 
Or don't and read this summary instead.
You’ve got a little bit incorrect, unsure if just formatting due to the thread being blown up and hard to sort through lol or typos but I’ll clear it up whilst you have time to edit 😁 Thank you for the summary!
Hacker uses a hacked Bell Delphine lookalike account to blackmail him and his family with his dick pics
This hacker wasn’t a catfish, it was the same lolicon girl mentioned here, her account was ‘hacked’ by a guy according to Tom
Describes an Ex who was bruised on her face after meeting with him (IG Archive: klorox katie
Another Ex-GF named @left4dead joins the fray and corroborates Turkey Tom's pedophilic tendencies: specifically telling her "awesome [you] looked like a little girl" after first sex.
left4dead and kloroxkatie are the same person
left4dead posts audio of them post-sex,
could just be semantics but based on what left4dead said this was a while after, in left4dead/katies home state during a phone call and her friend was filming it
 
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