Remember when
@Cancer ♥ leaked bear's email a while back? Remember when bear said he covered all his tracks and that there TOTALLY wasn't anything incriminating connected to that email? You know how bear has practically bragged about not being doxed?
Well, I decided to actually
try and phonebook him.
THE QUALITY_KRISPS EFFORTPOST
So, a month ago Daniel posted bear hammer's emails which he used to sign up to OF, "
qualitykrisps@gmail.com", through looking up "qualitykrisps" people found a subreddit dedicated to a Reddit troll, bear has brushed this off as not being him.
Let's disprove that.
Thank you to
@notorietus for the email search.
Now, if you're looking through this search, you might be wondering what's special, well besides that his name is actually
Ronnie Kolb! Lol lmao even nice opsec nigger
@bear hammer.
Well, it's actually the
Quora. We'll get back to his name later.
https://www.quora.com/profile/Quality-Krisps/posts
Quora hates being archived, so no luck there. But we have some existential dread and MLP autism!
Now, there is an
extremely helpful tool that all of you niggers should be using when it comes to deleted reddit posts, and that's
https://arctic-shift.photon-reddit.com You can even DOWNLOAD the fucking posts.
With it, we can now search through u/quality_krisps' posts.
The Quality Krisps Quora account was made in March of 2020, we know for a
fact that this is bear's account because it is directly connected to the email which bear used to sign up to Onion Farms.
The first comment made by u/quality_krisps was made just under a month before that.
Guess what this account also posts about? FUCKING MY LITTLE PONY
Maybe, just MAYBE this is a coincidence. Same username (a bit generic though), posting about a show which was widely popular, it could all sti- Yeah no I'm fucking with you.
Here's him making the exact same Reddit post as he did on Quora:
Now that we know this is bear hammer, let's dig into the account's comment history. He posted on a MLP porn subreddit multiple times.
As well as the Tulpas subreddit.
He HAD A TULPA
If you thought he wasn't retarded enough to say his location on this account, you thought wrong!
Claims to have high functioning autism/apsergers. (we could tell, Ronnie)
This is Ronnie at 15 years old saying he lost his virginity.
He's also active in multiple porn subreddits including r/realhomeporn and r/incest.
Ronnie was a Vaush fan. I don't even need a joke for that one.
After this point he starts becoming a Reddit troll mimicking the stereotypical Reddit moderator. The r/quality_krisps subreddit was made by Ronnie to catalogue his epic trolls. I wish I was kidding, this nigger really is that pathetic.
Now onto the POSTS of the account.
Ronnie also has MDD (major depressive disorder).
And ADHD.
Bear can only cum when watching porn and can't please his ex-girlfriend.
The rest of the posts are him posting about his own trolling, also wanting to fuck Ragatha from TADAC.
Now lets get onto his other accounts, yes, there's MORE. First lets start off with the Tulpa shit.
(L) / (Archive at the bottom of the post)
Ronnie also enjoys some DBD, and plays on his PS5.
(L) /
(A)
https://www.psntools.com/psn/checker/quality_krisps
Yes this DBD shit is important, as it connects to a couple more accounts.
(L) /
(A) (Same PFP on his gmail)
We also get 3 xitter accounts which were previously in use by him.
https://x.com/qkrisps /
https://web.archive.org/web/*/https://twitter.com/qkrisps*
https://x.com/qualitykrisps22 /
https://web.archive.org/web/*/https://twitter.com/qualitykrisps22*
https://twitter.com/QKrisps7965 /
https://web.archive.org/web/*/https://twitter.com/QKrisps7965*
I've looked through all the archive.org links and they're all really fucking boring. The only interesting thing is him being a faggot MLP fan.
(L) /
(A)
Now, for a potential phonebook. Even though we have a full name and exact city, we might not be able to find an exact phonebook because Ronnie is young enough to where he wont show on most people search websites.
A month ago, when the email was first posted,
@Avenue found a LinkedIn which was of a Ronnie Kolb working at a Spirit Halloween in Lincoln, Nebraska. (That's where bear hammer said he lived on his Reddit!)
This was not archived as LinkedIn does not play nice with archive sites, and sometime within the last month has been DFE'd. Curious.
https://www.linkedin.com/in/ronnie-kolb-22a400388/
The same day
@Flaming Dumpster found a match for a Ronald Kolb who recently lived in Lincoln, Nebraska. This is a voter record and doesn't contain exact details besides a name and location, so there's a decent chance that this isn't bear hammer.
Both the LinkedIn and voter record searchers were shots in the dark without knowing if Ronnie actually lived there. Now we can confirm that he lives/lived in Lincoln.
TL;DR bear hammer is actually
Ronnie Kolb from Lincoln, Nebraska. He likes to jack off to My Little Pony porn, Ragatha from TADAC, and to incest. He jerked off so much that he couldn't cum from regular sex and could only do it to his weird pony porn. He's mentally ill and has been diagnosed with MDD, ADHD, and autism, and likes to make Tulpas in his spare time. Despite all of this embarrassing shit he posted about himself online, he still tried trolling other people on Reddit and made his own enitre subreddit just to jerk himself off.
Take this as a late Birthday gift, Ronnie.
