bear hammer definitely won't post on this website or websites about this website for the rest of his life

[a-Lager]

Also, most siblings are close in age. Not nearly 2 decades apart.

Typically the cuckoo kicks the original babies out of the nest before surplanting its own

 

[ʏᴜʀᴋ ᴛᴡɪᴛᴛʟᴇʙᴜɢ]

I just heard Bear Hammer rapes tarded toddlers?

 

[NuII's Clitty💦]

I think you should stop giving this guy attention, but considering the nature of this site, I don't believe you will.

 

[ʏᴜʀᴋ ᴛᴡɪᴛᴛʟᴇʙᴜɢ]

I think you should stop giving this guy attention, but considering the nature of this site, I don't believe you will.

I think you should go back to your bald men with glasses thread and talk about Null's small penis spraying piss everywhere or whatever it is you people do

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

I'm not going to joke about his sister. If she's more real than his girlfriend, she has it bad enough with her brother being a retard.

 

[Mound Dweller]

I am just saying that for now on when you guys give me shit for anything

Did you use the condom yet? Virgin

 

[Laburnum]

Did you use the condom yet? Virgin

Turns out he didn't

 

[Drip Torch]

Turns out he didn't
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That went exactly as everyone expected.

 

[DickMain]

It's been twenty pages since my last read post on Tuesday.

 

[Mound Dweller]

@bear hammer wtf did you blow $200 on? I hope it was actual blow (cocaine) and not overpriced drinks, you didn't get taken in by the gift card did you saaar?

 

[a-Lager]

>spending your last $200 dollars on somr hinge hoe
Bear nigger you could have gotten a hooker for less

 

[bear hammer]

Kill all women, now.

@bear hammer wtf did you blow $200 on? I hope it was actual blow (cocaine) and not overpriced drinks, you didn't get taken in by the gift card did you saaar?

Pedicure and a manicure, ubers and an arcade cards at round 1.

I been rejected by girls before, but I never really been this pissed about it before. I literally have no money now.

I haven't had any human interaction with my family in ages, and I just spent all my cash just trying to feel fucking normal again and got nothing out of it.

I am definitely going to drink a lot of alcohol tonight.

God I am so pissed.

You can give me my top hat now.

I should have just bought a prostitute or something, but I guess I wanted to feel like a "natural connection".

I am so fucking stupid.

 

[Paul Revere Pantry Raider]

You can give me my top hat now.

You're fucktarded. Also, getting nails done? Are you some metroshreksual?

 

[DickMain]

I should have just bought a prostitute or something, but I guess I wanted to feel like a "natural connection".

I am so fucking stupid.

Even Ethan Ralph got laid holy shit you loser.

 

[Drip Torch]

I am so fucking stupid.

You are correct.

 

[bear hammer]

The funny part was that I was smiling when she said I couldn't go into her dorm with her, and was smiling on the car ride home with her because I didn't want to make her uncomfortable but inside I was internally seething.

Even Ethan Ralph got laid holy shit you loser.

And he also gets rejected too.

Good thing this isn’t the only girl in the world.

I am just pissed because I spent so much money for nothing.

 

[a-Lager]

Grindr is free

 

[bear hammer]

Also, getting nails done? Are you some metroshreksual?

I was told that women pay attention to a guys hands and wanted to make sure they were as clean as possible to increase the odds.

 

[DickMain]

You could always just take my advice and go fuck yourself.

 

[bear hammer]

You could always just take my advice and go fuck yourself.

How about I just fucking rape you instead