Speaking of, I noticed another author making fun of Pat while scrolling through his timeline.
I'm half-convinced they're using AI to make it.
Couldn't have happened to a nicer asshole. Enjoy publicity, porktits.
I know if he doesn't, Daniel Mullen probably will.
It's a thing all liberals need - an evil all-power villain who's imminent infinite reign is right around the corner, and yet their enemies are so weak and worthless that all they need is your vote.
I'm so here for the worm turning and him continuing to insist that his immediate read on the entire situation is what really happened, no matter what anyone and everyone says later.
ready to baste and go back in the oven
I think you may be too new to this thread but awhile back I posted about telling an elderly couple some Patrick lore while on a layover in Dallas. They didn't believe me until I showed them some SFW proof.
I don't know who Clay Martin is but if he really was Force Recon and deployed while one, that makes him a real deal hard bastard. This make Patrick's interaction with him even funnier because of course Patrick considers himself the most masculine, toughest, smartest haver of sex to ever join social media.
I've never heard of anyone suffering second-hand fat before but given who we're talking about I could maybe come to believe it.
Back to your own Fart Couch, stalker. Sleep this one off before you come on here and ymunkoke your life some more.
In my experience with alcoholics all the alcohol did for them personality-wise was exacerbate their less endearing qualities. If they were a cunt on it they were typically just a bit less of a cunt while off it.
Might as well tell us to imagine winning a trillion dollar lottery payout. Both numbers are so high they're abstract concepts.
Those there are the chins of someone who's still the exact same weight as they were in high school. You know it when you see it.
