💰 Grifter Zoe Quinn / Chelsea Van Valkenburg / Locke Valentine / @UnburntWitch / @Primeape / CrashOverride / Hat Box / Old Uncle Anime - Con Artist, Abuser, Sexual Harasser, Drove Alec Holowka to Suicide.

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I hope someone makes a "Tuck Chingle" game using AI over the course of a weekend and shoved it on Zoe's feed just to see her reaction.
I wanna see that happen. If that pisses her off. Then it will show she is never going to make her video game. After a whole decade, her simps should pack their bags. She is through!
 
Playing a scavenger hunt for the fake online game Survivor. All this for her mental health.
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Even more triggering over AI in games, calling people using AI "technofascists", and blaming Elon Musk for over 600K deaths. That's a laugh, coming from a hypocritical murderer that's claiming Elon Musk killed over 600K people.
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So, she's now adopted by a best friend's family? What would the Van Valkenburg family think of adopting her?
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What do you mean "we won PSVR GOTY"? You didn't do jack shit, like you didn't do jack shit working on Chuck Tingle's game.
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when it comes to Chelsea, I'll always be MATI.
She doesn't deserve to enjoy fucking anything related to Undertale or Toby Fox because if she ever met him and hung out with him, she definitely would have tried fucking him and then claiming he raped her too. Just like she did with Alec Holowka. I know this to be true in the deepest parts of me.

Also, what fucking game is she even talking about with PSVR game of the year? Who gives a fuck about PSVR? Wouldn't it be more impressive to brag about winning in general VR game of the year?
 
Today's New Year 2026 posts by Zoe Quinn herself, and get ready. I'm going to sperg a long one. But it'll be worth it.

When it comes to jokes, she should've look at a mirror to find out she is the "jokey joke" all along.
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She has money to be drinking booze in the New Year of 2026 but won't spend a single penny on developing Chuck Tingle's Kickstarter game.
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But it's only okay when she criminally makes a lot of money and gets her own yacht, and not anyone else, or else they're "narcotic criminals".
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Again, with the GOTY claims after she got laid off for being lazy. How about work on the Chuck Tingle Kickstarter game in your 2026 list instead of 3D-printing FFXIV costumes and role-playing swords?
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Did you spend the rest of Chuck Tingle's Kickstarter money on that shirt?
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President Donald Trump said he's dropping push for the National Guards FOR NOW, not forever.
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Or how about work on the Chuck Tingle game in 2026 instead of making FFXIV costumes and role-playing swords.
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Lolcow crossover with Sarah Jeong over... horse tentacles? Dafuq?!
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Context! Zoe Quinn's "anime curves" are string breast implants she got from scamming Chuck Tingle fans $85K of their Kickstarter money along with her vacation trips to Tokyo in large-spaced hotel rooms that fits a family.
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Oh no! Her cat Frisk, named after another Undertale character, is going to be a gamer!! Whatever shall she do?!
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Today's beta male simps of Zoe Quinn in the New Year of 2026: POS Industries' Kirk, The Cowardly Beta Male Joe, Jake the Spritecuck (Spriteborne), Jeff "Pixelcuck" Atelier, The Holly Jolly Hank Simp, Steve Soy Bowler, Matt "Seat Sniffer" Agnello, Baba-booey Yaga-troony, Dan "Simpz Sheeeitz" Seitz, Dropkick the Dropkuck, and Jolly Old Disabled Queer Cuckold Grim. Yes, notice how they're all butt-ugly troons and homosexual soy-bearded soyboy beta males that look like soyjaks IRL.
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If you can't take the heat, stay out of the kitchen. That's why Zoe Quinn dropped out of wrestling school.
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But not as hypocritical and psychopathic as you, Zoe Quinn.
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Then delete your Twitter/X account if you hate Elon Musk so much.
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Who would ever want to date Zoe Quinn from her dating profile? Only stupid soyboys.
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Today's simps that look like soyboy beta cucks: Nathaniel Martin, Mass Effect Board Game's Calvin Wong Tze Loon, The Powerbomb Reply Guy, Roo the Magical He/They Girl, and Jason the Pipeline Developer! Behold the glory of their soyness!
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I finally played A night in the woods the game Alec Holowka made before he killed himself. The only really good thing I can say about it is the art style is cool looking. It has a horrible case of millennial writing where everyone talks like they are in Borderlands. Everyone is hyper sarcastic, hyper self aware and snarky like you're on Reddit. It's also about mental health lol. A big part of the game is a shitty guitar hero rhythm game which is super ass. It of course got glowing reviews very similar to Gone Home and depression quest because game reviewer are mentally ill sad sacks that relate to that shit.
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38 year old woman-child gets "adopted" :lossmanjack:
Dumb bitch is too dumb to understand she is middle-aged, she is no longer a social justice loli, and she's way out of the age of attraction of the simps who originally worshipped her. She's now a worthless old bag run through with dicks with zero market value.
 
What the fuck, the top of this soy golem's head looks like he's about 13 and the bottom like he's 63, and how the hell does someone's head end up with that shape? Some kind of a forgotten Chinese binding technique? His jaw looks like it came from shaved yak
Makes a good soyjak template.
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Zoe Quinn being an accomplice microphone to tell the violent anti-ICE & Antifa terrorists where ICE or any law enforcement is currently located.
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Last time she did sports, she was training for professional wrestling, and she dropped out the next day.
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Instead of working on your FFXIV costumes and playing with your 3D toys, how about you work on Chuck Tingle's Kickstarter game that you scammed over $85K with.
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You can pretend to be cheesy and innocent all you like, Zoe Quinn. But the internet still never forgets you and your past.
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I feel sorry for the puppy Crunchwrap that had to live with Zoe Quinn's dirty apartment somewhere in Los Angeles.
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Today's soy-greasy soyboy beta cucks that likes to simp for Zoe Quinn: Shayna "Sailor Gay Moon" Moon, The Self-Claimed Son of Snow, Sam "Mac & Soy Cheese" Machkovech, "Stoned Ham Sandwich" Scylla, Little Tranny Antifa Eliza, Ian "Cuckbell Foreskin" Bell Danskin, Francis the Soy, Alex "Dung" Dunn, and Sophie the Seat Snout! Behond their abominable soyness! Their anal semen-flavored gayness! And their fart-sniffing cuckoldry! (I should make a list)
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I love the dude who looks like the "Normal Person" meme. Probably has a Queen of Spades tattoo on his ass.
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"We just saw those guys shoot some stupid bitch in the face for fucking with them, let's go to their hotel and fuck with them".
They know they're not getting shot unless they do something insane like literally try to run them over, but as cowards, they hope to egg someone ELSE on to get shot so they'll have another dead retard to bitch about.
 
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