Today's New Year 2026 posts by
Zoe Quinn herself, and get ready. I'm going to sperg a long one. But it'll be worth it.
When it comes to jokes, she should've look at a mirror to find out she is the "jokey joke" all along.
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She has money to be drinking booze in the New Year of 2026 but won't spend a single penny on developing Chuck Tingle's Kickstarter game.
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But it's only okay when she criminally makes a lot of money and gets her own yacht, and not anyone else, or else they're "narcotic criminals".
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Again, with the GOTY claims after she got laid off for being lazy. How about work on the Chuck Tingle Kickstarter game in your 2026 list instead of 3D-printing FFXIV costumes and role-playing swords?
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Did you spend the rest of Chuck Tingle's Kickstarter money on that shirt?
President Donald Trump said he's dropping push for the National Guards FOR NOW, not forever.
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Or how about work on the Chuck Tingle game in 2026 instead of making FFXIV costumes and role-playing swords.
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Lolcow crossover with
Sarah Jeong over... horse tentacles? Dafuq?!
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Context! Zoe Quinn's "anime curves" are string breast implants she got from scamming Chuck Tingle fans $85K of their Kickstarter money along with her vacation trips to Tokyo in large-spaced hotel rooms that fits a family.
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Oh no! Her cat Frisk, named after another Undertale character, is going to be a gamer!! Whatever shall she do?!
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Today's beta male simps of Zoe Quinn in the New Year of 2026:
POS Industries'
Kirk,
The Cowardly Beta Male Joe,
Jake the Spritecuck (
Spriteborne),
Jeff "Pixelcuck" Atelier,
The Holly Jolly Hank Simp,
Steve Soy Bowler,
Matt "Seat Sniffer" Agnello,
Baba-booey Yaga-troony,
Dan "Simpz Sheeeitz" Seitz,
Dropkick the Dropkuck, and
Jolly Old Disabled Queer Cuckold Grim. Yes, notice how they're all butt-ugly troons and homosexual soy-bearded soyboy beta males that look like soyjaks IRL.