DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Dr Pavel I'm CIA]

So what you are saying is this isn't good gameplay?
2026-01-04 22-33-57.mp4

Now What?? with DarkSydePhil

FFS that retard spends the most time with the game paused... in peaceful mode

No wonder nothing gets done/will get done in the game.

If you've never played rimworld the pause is usually good for only the combat part of the game.
You'd want to spend most of your time unpaused so colonist can progress and do stuff while you're busy planning.

With the constant pauses he's just making sure even more nothing will happen.

 

[Hectic Heckler]

Tifa’s tits since I was 15 and That One .mov hit the Internet.

Italy's First Lady continues to serve the world with nobility.

 

[thebigdream]

I know this is probably said about almost every game he's ever played by someone, because he makes everything miserable, but this RimWorld stream has GOT to be the worst stream he's ever done.

He is literally not doing ANYTHING without sitting there and staring at the stream chat waiting to be told what to do. He isn't even giving a token effort to go into menus and figure things out on his own, no matter how simple.

I'm telling you, by the time he's 60 (if he makes it that far) his already melted brain is going to just be actual gin-flavored mush.

And despite playing the game slower than anyone in existence and having his hands held by chyat, his colony's already starving. I can't bring myself to hate Phil, it's so fucking funny seeing someone so pathetically stupid yet assured of their own brilliance. He didn't even blink when a colonist with 0 cooking managed to cook a meal. I guess he's too used to Kat having 0 cooking skill IRL.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Thing with Rpg's is that after playing a few you get a general of sense of things(putting aside unique game mechanics) like oh so this is the tank, dps, glass cannon etc. Dsp just doesnt grasp that or anything for that matter. He will just power through things which may work on normal difficulty. He doesnt really engage with the game beyond what he plays on stream and doesnt really engages with the content. He doesnt really have the curiosity to explore builds or be creative. He just wants to move forward, press a button and have all enemies killed and have to make as minimal changes to gear/abilities as he possibly can, that is his perfect rpg. Which is why he will probably never play something like Fear and Hunger or Library of Ruina(although would be interesting getting to see him get steamrolled and ragequitting). In my opinion hes not a jrpg fan as he claims because he just doesnt respect or engages with the games and just want to autopilot them.

You can see that in Yakuza 7, the game is so fucking forgiving and piss easy that he rolled right through it... until the final post-game challenge dungeon. He made some really baffling decisions, like giving Adachi the host job. Adachi is naturally slow as shit but tough and with a lot of HP so you'd naturally give him a tanky job, host is a magical damage job. Adachi has THE LOWEST natural magical damage progression in the game. He also didn't think of bringing any healers in the active party for the final challenge dungeon where most enemies 2-4 hit you, some even 1-hit you if they get buffed or buff themselves, which is something that happened and which caused Phail to give up on the challenge dungeon after he let some twerp enemy that he's fought 100 times before buff themselves which allowed that enemy to 1HKO Ichiban. But again, the problem was obvious, the only two characters who can equip the idol job which is the healer job are... the females. OH LAWD THE HUMANITY! ONLY BUFF SHIRTLESS MEN ARE ALLOWED IN PHIL'S ACTIVE PARTY, GO AWAY HARLOTS!

I hate it. But the other day when he was talking about his Good Boy Roman Catholic Works of Charity and his usual bullshit about how he doesn't talk about the charity he does, church music started playing. Even god hates him.

Sometimes I swear that the playlist is sentient because it keeps playing music that's relevant to what Phail is yapping about rn. It really highlights the schizophrenic nature of his yapping sessions. When he talks about boring gay shit nobody cares about suddenly fag bar music starts playing, when he starts ranting and raving about detractors then dramatic music that you'd hear on a reality show starts playing. It's so funny.

 

[Gee Willows Wilson!]

So what you are saying is this isn't good gameplay?
2026-01-04 22-33-57.mp4

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Welcome to another edition of Twitch Plays!

 

[shekelshoah666]

But again, the problem was obvious, the only two characters who can equip the idol job which is the healer job are... the females. OH LAWD THE HUMANITY! ONLY BUFF SHIRTLESS MEN ARE ALLOWED IN PHIL'S ACTIVE PARTY, GO AWAY HARLOTS!

This is actually extremely true in E33 his party doesn't use the two girls who are def the more sexual options. I was watching random TIHYDP's and he really will do anything possible to not use women in RPGs.

This Rimworld stream is rough lmao and if he doesn't get at least 2 goals it's a failure in his eyes for sure. He said he wants it to make up for E33 so he can keep playing that so the dents better step it up!

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

If you've never played rimworld the pause is usually good for only the combat part of the game.

I had a twinge of anxiety reading this. Dented children of God are wasting their time and money on this bullshit.

On the other hand, he will tire quickly of negative feedback from chat and eventually he’ll resent the single whale forcing him to play. That plus the inevitably crashing attendance will make him come up with a reason to drop it, likely something along the lines of it being too slow.

 

[Moar Krabs]

Welcome to another edition of Twitch Plays!

At least thats entertaining

 

[Burn In Hell Burnell]

This is actually extremely true in E33 his party doesn't use the two girls who are def the more sexual options. I was watching random TIHYDP's and he really will do anything possible to not use women in RPGs.

I regret to this day that we never got to see him react to the beach bikinis segment in FF7 Rebirth. I've never seen a man, let alone a middle aged man, who somehow manages to so strongly give off both incel vibes and closeted fag vibes simultaneously. His discomfort to that bit of the game could have been very funny.

Him wagequitting it so early was funny too though.

I guess at this rate RPGs, and especially JRPGs, will be all but off the menu? E33 is an exception because he brought it back at the height of his Asmonbump delusion, but with the way things are going, he would be lucky to hit the goal through 10% of a long RPG playthrough.

 

[Eekum Bokum]

"Gee I hope Dave plays RimWorld, he'd rage so much about not knowing what to do it will be hilarious!"

*Monkey's paw finger curls*

 

[Cucktry Roads]

It's just whales propping it up. I except it to be dropped in the next 2-3 streams from either a wagequit the millisecond it doesn't hit the goal or it to get the sea of stars fate of "we'll play it again soon" then never touch it again.

Remember: 1st playthrough was New Years Eve, which the dents with no friends were at home whaling out on Phil for new years.
2nd was tonight and the majority of money was some weirdo or 2 in yt chat trying to wish someone named paige/page a happy birthday (???)

 

[EmpGulcasa]

So what you are saying is this isn't good gameplay?
2026-01-04 22-33-57.mp4

Now What?? with DarkSydePhil

Oh my god.

 

[shekelshoah666]

It's just whales propping it up. I except it to be dropped in the next 2-3 streams from either a wagequit the millisecond it doesn't hit the goal or it to get the sea of stars fate of "we'll play it again soon" then never touch it again.

Remember: 1st playthrough was New Years Eve, which the dents with no friends were at home whaling out on Phil for new years.
2nd was tonight and the majority of money was some weirdo or 2 in yt chat trying to wish someone named paige/page a happy birthday (???)

I think like 1 stream in the last 14 hasn't just been whales or usual suspect if it hit the goal if even that. Rough times for The King.

If stepdad/lance/shox/ICS alts/vassild/etc don't show up I don't see how any goal gets hit besides like the premiere of games or more drama shit.

 

[PetiteDragon43]

Alright it's 5-1-2026 and since there hasn't been a proper thread I want to get this year's predictions in.

For Philip
-I believe he will have a particularly shitty start to the year, many crashouts abd missed goals in the middle, before finding another creator to suckle on and carry his gouty ass later in the year.
-I think Ralph, The Quartering, or even Keemstar will be invited on to give him a boost in attention
-comcast will have his Internet off for a relaxing few weeks and Phil will seethe on X.
-Kick will be put out to pasture. Not because of trolls but because they stop paying Phil.
-I think the spending of last year will end up fucking him this tax season.
-begging will be turned up and goals will be back along with the hats and vests
-that lapel mic will never be seen outside of the one video at all this year.
-finally at the end of the first quarter I think there may be a "mystery week off"


This year for Kat
-continues to be fat and her sister will be put back in jail.
-never seen nor heard from aside from what Phil says about her.

This year for the detractors
-I predict That Being Said will split up and it will be very sad. (Not that I want it but it's looking rough for the lads)
- I also think there will be several new detractors that get hyped up and DSP will ignore them or indirectly insult them.
-PetiteDragon43 will reach 1500 posts and retire his account out of cringe.

 

[Power Glove]

You must be wrong because FFVI has a woman as the main character and we all know that hes married.

His self-imposed sexual regression will never not be funny. Even during the Divinty trailer, the few seconds with the sex scene he was so incredibly uncomfortable.

The AI-generated gay club music playing in the background now during prestream rambling/begging has really added to the fever dream-style vibes of this whole clown show.

Only after spending 3.000 dollars for new toys was he able to have background music on his streams. As always, Phil is years behind everyone else, and somehow does a worse job catching up.

 

[Kaan Kant]

I predict That Being Said will split up and it will be very sad. (Not that I want it but it's looking rough for the lads)

That's a shame, but looks like its a pretty good prediction.

TBS is the only kiwi tube style detractors I enjoy.
Any suggestions for alternatives if they pack it in?

 

[KarlJobber]

Which is dented given that the bankruptcy only cleared Phail's consumer debt, not his IRS debt. The gubmint always gets its cut.

Yep, if he had somehow magically fleeced the gubmint then sure I’d give the point to Dear Feeder and PPPig. But he didnt even steal from Scopely or other shitty corporations. All he stole from was the tax payer to pay off his Hogan debt. Scopely, credit card companies and the government got their piece from Phail. He’s basically a welfare queen.

Very much NOT based.

 

[neger psykolog]

Yep, if he had somehow magically fleeced the gubmint then sure I’d give the point to Dear Feeder and PPPig. But he didnt even steal from Scopely or other shitty corporations. All he stole from was the tax payer to pay off his Hogan debt. Scopely, credit card companies and the government got their piece from Phail. He’s basically a welfare queen.

Very much NOT based.

How did he "steal from the tax payer"?
Last I checked all of the lines of credit he defaulted on were from private companies and the government didn't pay the debt off for him, they just cancelled it out.

Those private companies already extracted tons of value from interest fees and late charges (debatable whether they made a net loss/profit but that is their entire business model)

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

DesperateSydePhil is back. This is not a drill. How much did Jaxx mortgage to promise to dump on Phil if he went back and played Street Fighter?

 

[marlimar]

How did he "steal from the tax payer"?
Last I checked all of the lines of credit he defaulted on were from private companies and the government didn't pay the debt off for him, they just cancelled it out.

Those private companies already extracted tons of value from interest fees and late charges (debatable whether they made a net loss/profit but that is their entire business model)

Writing off bad debt transfers from a contra-asset (allowance for uncollectable debts) to an expense (bad debt expense) which lowers taxable net income because Revenue - Expenses = Net Income, which lowers the amount of tax that has to be paid by a company, this increases the load on the other tax payers to meet the government budgeted income (taxes). DSP is far from alone in this, people that don't pay hospital bills have a hand in the skyrocketing costs of healthcare, even before we get to the fuckery that is the insurance industry.

In short, socialism doesn't work because of people like DSP.

ETA: The credit card companies made plenty of money off DSP, which is why none showed up to object to his chapter 7 hearing demanding it be pushed to chapter 11. His back-owed federal tax payment plan is still ongoing and the minimum being paid on it, with interest accruing, we're coming up on a full decade of back taxes all being rolled into his payment plan with the IRS, with 2017 being the start.