It's probably bowlth.
Phil's reality is also much worse than LTG's mentioned there. Dale gets some attention through his "Get that ass banned!" attitude and being good looking for an older man. He also was given the chance to be on a gaming awards show, even when he was in hot water due to his domestic situation. Phil just has the occasional person that feels sorry for him and parasocial freaks since he streams so much. Everyone outside the lolcow sphere avoids Phil like the plague. The best you can say is that "DSP spammed videos over a decade ago which worked in Youtube's broken algorithm, and has maintained less than 1% of that audience".
If he came up with something like 'Jasper's low T-cell count' I would probably chuckle at least.
but how else would we know if the King is ready for an awesome new year?
Phil consumes more detractor content on bowlth himself and the people he hates (RTU, LTG, Wings) than most of this board. If you've seen his recommended videos that pop up after anything he watches (or his playlist ends), it usually has at least 3-4 detractor videos of people he hates. And I'm sure he hate watches/follows his own detractors. He knows every Doody title and lets them get to him.
All I have in mind when I see this is Dave sitting in his bed with Kat with her APAP machine soundly sleeping, while the white noise from the machine keeps him from his slumber, scrolling on Twitter and his phone screen being his only source of light in the bedroom, he opens the dm's between him and LTG, he sighs deeply and types in "LTG dale" into the YouTube search field
Don't forget that he is also an avid consumer of kiwituber content in general, we've seen videos from saturatedcontent in his recommended before too. Philip is the ultimate hypocritical drama queen who would rather daydream about the bbc than be with his own fat wife.
There's zero chance they sleep together. She sleeps downstairs on the couch, or has a bed down there. Fatass isnt going up those stairs every day.
Only thing that this ignores is that bowlth showers are on the 2nd floor
A heifer like khet isnt taking showers very often, it ruins the sheen that builds up. Maybe that's why phail's so autistic about his perfumes, to cover up the stench from khet's fat folds. You know phail is too scared of conflict to tell his wife she stinks
Seeing him cry, be sad, be a little bitch basically, it feeds my schadenfreude to such a ridiculous degree. It's better than seeing a bitch-ass ex gain 100 pounds since the break up. It's better than having a coworker trying to steal your sale only to botch it massively. Seeing feel suffer is a litmus test to see if you're retarded or not
If you only looked at his posts and excluded reposts/replies, his X account would deceive a passerby into thinking Phil is a milquetoast pahsitive boomer streamer. Even the occasional beg posts wouldn’t disrupt that too much.