DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[QwahlityKahntent]

Phil would do alright in a call center imo

He can’t do calls. Maybe he’d do ok in an email center

 

[Pepper Jack]

Thank you for calling Apologies R Us. My name is Phil. How would you like to apologize to me today? SNORT

 

[CannedBacon]

remember that m00t got hired at google in 2016 despite 4chan's reputation at the time, which was arguably worse than it is today.

Luggage lad is a Jew with Jew connections more than likely

 

[strandedcastaway]

I don't remember what stream it was, but I once heard Tevin say "Go watch an interview with Osama bin Laden or Saddam Hussein. At least they aren't this annoying."

At least those two had charisma and could cut a promo

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

He can’t do calls. Maybe he’d do ok in an email center

Phail's problem is also that he has an annoying whiney faggot voice. That already would prevent him from trying to sell some snake oil to people. Then again boomers do get scammed by jeets with annoying faggot voices, so maybe Phail could hawk reverse mortgages or some shit.

 

[neger psykolog]

Can you imagine waking up every day and being as angry at life and everyone as Phil does? I know everyone goes through phases like that, but he lives this shit 24/7 and its only his strong level of delusion that perhaps doesn't make it as true as it is.
It must seriously wreck a person psychologically and physically to be such a sourpuss and have such a fucking scorned face about literally everything and even when he's not streaming his life is a living museum of fucking misery in which he is permanently trapped.

That's why when people say they'd be DSP to take his money they're pretty shortsighted, because in the grand scheme of things although he makes a lot of money compared to some people he still doesn't even make that much and his body and mind are absolutely fucked and he can still never take proper time off of work.

It's like if someone offered you a job that paid what he earns ($140k/year) but the condition is that you have to be miserable, angry and stressed out literally 24/7. There really are plenty of jobs at shitty companies or just "shit jobs" that pay near enough or even more than that that churn through people because most people realize they money isn't actually worth it because you never get any time off and the stress of living like that ruins your personal life entirely.

None of the shit he has, besides maybe his house, is entirely out of reach of a "normal person" who doesn't live like this. He doesn't have a ferrari or a hot air balloon and he isn't jetsetting around the world in first class seats, he isn't booking tables at nightclubs or snorting coke or banging hookers. He plays the same shitty console as anyone else does and has the same shitty phone as anyone else does - even his office has been noted as having absolutely miserable feng shui:

No wonder he’s so miserable. The feng shui in that room is straight inauspicious. Malevolent even.

 

[DerelictOnion]

I don't blame him entirely. Phail can be a nuanced lolcow for viewers. You take the occasional sperg out in isolation and Phail doesn't seem so bad. You have to surf that wave for a while to truly understand how contemptable he really is.

I don't know about that. The infamous Fallout 4 video he bragged about showed that the normies who had the misfortune of watching it fucked off about 10 minutes in. I am pretty sure normal-style individuals find out very quickly how bad he is during his videos/streams. The recent interview was different because it was not his normal content.

 

[Factual OST Aficionado]

Phil's head is reaching Non-Euclidean levels of horror

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

Phil's head is reaching Non-Euclidean levels of horror

The snort sacs are looking so swollen recently, especially with some of the harsher lighting and new camera angles. I had to scroll Raw Phil down so he was offscreen.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

More gin tweets, Phil? Imagine searching your name on X, just to post this stuff.

 

[Comma]

More gin tweets, Phil? Imagine searching your name on X, just to post this stuff.
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S + S / A

9:55 AM UTC = 1:55 AM his time. Seems perfectly normal...

And this is coming from someone who goes on lengthy rants on almost a daily basis about not being into drama. I love how someone reacted to his tweet by posting one of the many videos in existence where DSP shits on "drama content". Not a difficult thing to do, as for every "opinion" DSP has, there's always a clip to be found where he states the exact opposite. But still.

Also: the "Please have this guy reach out to me" says it all about how he brainwashed himself into thinking he's some kind of a Keemstar-style big shot, instead of being one of the biggest laughing stocks on the Internet.

I bet you can fit a golf ball in one of the holes in his mentally ill, gin-soaked brain, at this point.

 

[PetiteDragon43]

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OH GOD EWWWWWW. The fucking douchechills I'm experiencing. Like can this fucking retard DIE already? First off reach out to him yourself, you daffy bastard. The Internet is not your personal army, you faggot. Second: EWWWWWWWW. Third he's still so desperate for some Internet documentarian to "shine a spotlight" on detractors. He's off the goop. Its driven him mad that no one has taken him up on it. Fucking hell what a woman. What a fucking woman.

The only thing he wants cracked open is his ass cheeks. Fucking cringe. Ugh.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

I wonder if he even watched the video beyond seeing the title. This isn't at all a video attacking the trolls, LTG still gets clowned on and the whole point of it that he's pretty much at fault for allowing this to happen.

 

[thisniggaTRASH]

More gin tweets, Phil? Imagine searching your name on X, just to post this stuff.

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The guy might finally get the detractor exposé he so desperately wants


But I don't think he will like the conclusion that will be reached

My pigga really thinks, after sucking on Asmongold's tits and still reverting back to King Beggar, what will own the trolls will be a 2k channel doing a video on how much money people make on him. Hopefully we get a reaction on Tevin doing more than a year long sub-a-thon mostly restreaming his ass, not sure if he ever mentioned that shit.

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[Phil the Salesman]

More gin tweets, Phil? Imagine searching your name on X, just to post this stuff.
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This is all this loser is gonna do from now on

I know I’ve said it before but I would have long since killed myself by this point. I’m baffled by how he isn’t too embarrassed or self aware. You know that meme where that guys trying to sleep but his brain won’t let him forget that embarrassing thing from 20 years ago? Phil does one of those every day.

 

[Iron Hamster]

More gin tweets, Phil? Imagine searching your name on X, just to post this stuff.
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lol

I wonder if he even watched the video beyond seeing the title. This isn't at all a video attacking the trolls, LTG still gets clowned on and the whole point of it that he's pretty much at fault for allowing this to happen.

Of course not. He saw it was about his lover and thinks he's the expert on him.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

This is all this loser is gonna do from now on

I know I’ve said it before but I would have long since killed myself by this point. I’m baffled by how he isn’t too embarrassed or self aware. You know that meme where that guys trying to sleep but his brain won’t let him forget that embarrassing thing from 20 years ago? Phil does one of those every day.

Phil is a glorified attention whore, good or bad. He does this weird play where he will let himself be humiliated because it gets him attention, but only if it's from those higher up on the food chain so he can leech off of them. Rarely will he ever debase himself unless there's an upswing.

 

[Power Glove]

Can you imagine waking up every day and being as angry at life and everyone as Phil does? I know everyone goes through phases like that, but he lives this shit 24/7 and its only his strong level of delusion that perhaps doesn't make it as true as it is.

In a way it is a blessing Phil never goes out and doesn't do a damn thing with his life. That way not too many people have to deal with him. We at least have the option to not consume any content made about him, or not read this forum.

People who have to serve him, deal with him in stores, etc. I don't envy them at all. I can only imagine the lengthy, sperging emails ComCast had to deal with from him, or DoorDash. Or when his "grocery cart was stolen", he probably told the story 5 times to different employees before he waddled to his car, pissing a whole bunch of customers off for holding up the checkout line, etc.

 

[strandedcastaway]

Phil is a glorified attention whore, good or bad. He does this weird play where he will let himself be humiliated because it gets him attention, but only if it's from those higher up on the food chain so he can leech off of them. Rarely will he ever debase himself unless there's an upswing.

Also, Phil (not sure if this is narcissism or mental illness) is totally unaware of how much he lies. He thinks he can just say anything (he even told Ethan Ralph to "make stuff up" if he didn't like a question) and then call viewers idiots if they don't accept it. Half of what detractor content even is, especially Snort Burnell and WPIG, is just showing clips of Phil saying one thing and then saying the opposite, or showing clips of Phil telling 5 different contradictory stories about something that happened. If he stopped lying to his audience about literally everything, those channels wouldn't be able to do that. Phil is just not capable of being honest (which is why he says "just being honest" 100 times a stream).

Another type of clip that detractor channels love to show is Phil saying there's no drama, he is a chill guy who doesn't care about detractors, then Phil has a crashout that same stream where he rants and raves for an hour about detractors, or his DoorDash being late, or something ridiculous. If Phil could just not be a contradictory two-faced asshole, detractors would have no content. Again though, he doesn't seem capable of change.

 

[Digger10]

then Phil has a crashout that same stream where he rants and raves for an hour about detractors, or his DoorDash being late, or something ridiculous.

If you pointed this out to Phil, he'd probably say "I didn't rant about it, I was very calm and reasonable! And I only talked about it for like a minute."