💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Scorpion From MK said:
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(https://x.com/stealthygeek/status/1559045198151294978)
(https://ghostarchive.org/archive/z7lDG)

This little piece of shit has been eating the greens off the tops of the carrots in our garden when the whole fucking lawn is full of clover. He's a terrorist.

Also, while Donald Trump was under investigation for money laundering through his Atlantic City casino which failed, btw, three of the executives of said casino all died in a super convenient helicopter crash.

Trump went on to be "awarded" the single biggest fine for money laundering violations ever leveled up to that point by FinCen. More than $10 million. Guess who most of the laundering benefited. Go on. Guess.If you said "Well OBVIOUSLY it's the Russian Mafia who was also caught running an illegal gambling ring LITERALLY IN TRUMP TOWER just a few floors down from Trump's penthouse and also there was a very suspicious fire of an international 'art dealer' who died one floor below that" well holy shit are you ever on top of these things.

Anyway. Fuck this bunny, am I right?

The bunny is a terrorist who eats the greens off the tops of the carrots in Fatrick's garden when the lawn is full of clover (Fatrick's version of events). You have to click the "ALT" button on the tweet to get the "Image description" text.

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Think of it as an Easter Egg stalker.
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Fuck Drump

NaggotFigger said:
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He looks like he's typing out a "This is how you chose to end your life, stalker. Enjoy prison." tweet at that very instant.
 
YouTube Autist said:
looks like he's typing out a "This is how you chose to end your life, stalker. Enjoy prison." tweet at that very instant
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That actually sounds like a pretty rad drinking game. You can tell when he loses against himself (he's the only player) because he makes a spelling mistake and then has to buy more drinks for himself.
 
neger psykolog said:
Damn hitting the bar alone to drink and pretend you're being social by doomscrolling the xitty while "stalker childing" furry and cuckold porn troll xeets is next level depressing. There are probably modern day zoomers who have more fulfilling and positive days and evenings than this.

When is the last time Patty was photographed at a bar with another actual human?
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As a teenager, I would often make up social encounters when my parents began to grumble too much about the fact that I spent my life holed up in my room. I'd get a bus or ask for a ride, get dropped near a park, shopping mall or similarly busy public place, and spend the next ~4 hours catching up on my reading and enjoying whatever snacks my pocket money could afford; occasionally, I'd stop to watch other people, nearby activities, or chitchat with someone (lots of old people would stop and ask a pudgy teenager what I was doing alone, where my parents were, and what was their work number so they could call them to pick me up).

The point is, even when I was going out of my way to be a social hermit and left alone, I still managed to be more sociable than Pat is when he is trying to be sociable, which is, in and of itself, an indictment of his personality and behavior.
 
NaggotFigger said:
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From the brothermen, another FATfoot sighting Rick sighting pops up again. It's taken at an ol' Swingin' Door Saloon! :story:
Enjoy Bud Light, stalker.

edit: HOLY FUCKING SHIT LOOK AT HIS FUCKING HEAD SIZE. FUCKING DISGUSTING PIG :stress:
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edit 2: annudah lonely rick pic!
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He drove like 15 minutes to sit at a bar alone, get drunk, be fat, and tweet at trolls. What a faggot
 
NaggotFigger said:
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From the brothermen, another FATfoot sighting Rick sighting pops up again. It's taken at an ol' Swingin' Door Saloon! :story:
Enjoy Bud Light, stalker.

edit: HOLY FUCKING SHIT LOOK AT HIS FUCKING HEAD SIZE. FUCKING DISGUSTING PIG :stress:
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Just occurred to me that it’s been a long time since Lonely Rick was confirmed to be in possession of his laptop at the bar. The Tiny Tim writing LARP arc is the last instance of performative bar writing that I recall, and that was a couple years ago. I’m guessing he finally gave up on the writing.
 
EDE Bell is going super hard for her cishet white male followers who aren’t helping her decolonize “genre.” Her pal Pat hasn’t lifted a finger to boost her campaign so he’s included in this. Sure hope the Redditors don’t put Pat on the spot about it, as I’m sure that would upset him.

There is a lot of lunacy here, in reverse chronological order — with a strong finish. She even connects the Venezuela situation with her being banned from cons.
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I especially appreciated her claiming her family hadn’t taken a single vacation for over a decade. This is a woman who spent over a decade traveling the world to these stupid cons, which she claims were the playground she’d been looking for all her life, accompanied by her husband and kids. What were those dozens of trips if not vacations?
 
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SNEED.EXE said:
Imagine you look over at this guy's phone screen at the bar and he's scrolling through photo after photo of gay furry porn, occasionally replying "This is how you've chosen to end your life".
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They'd probably just assume he's such a creepy gooner he's gooning to furry porn in public.
 
Spunt said:
"Sir, have you heard the new SkullCrusher album?"
"Oh yes, it's a masterpiece."
"Really? Everyone seems to hate it."
"Well they clearly don't understand it, it's not for newbies. You need sophisticated taste to appreciate it."
"Even "Raped with a Chainsaw?" A few people got a bit offended by that, are you sure that's sophisticated?"
"Extreme lyrics are there to make you think. Not everyone can think, they just get offended."
"Sir there's no such band as SkullCrusher, we made them up."
"Yes there is."
"No there really isn't."
"Just because YOU haven't heard of them!"
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Ya know that does kinda sound like one of Mayhem's old EPs which was titled Deathcrush and had the song "Chainsaw Gutsfuck" among other catchy tunes. Sadly we do not live in the corner of the multiverse where Black Metal Fatrick resides and as such we will never hear his semenal Wisconsin Hunger album or witness him burning down a church's chicken in corpsepaint

On the plus side, within our reality dwells Simpering Catamite Fatrick who is currently gargling Kamala's balls, which provides ample entertainment in and of itself
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happy new year pat!
Spunt said:
A sociopath doesn't have set 1. They have a gaping void where others have their personalities. And whilst they do have things that they pretend to enjoy, they pretend to enjoy it for a different reason than an insecure teenager.
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pat is hilarious because its so obvious. he has a long history of short lived hobbies where it's not enough he pretend to be a longtime fan. he also has to be the most knowledgable expert of all. the way he interacted with people about cars or model building before the pests found him is a great example. when people disagreed with him he would claim to have won all these awards and accolades. or when EA released that shitty reboot of x-wing was an expert on arcade flight sims, he was a huge fan of the games despite never mentioning it before or again. pats #1 modus operandi is the need for esteem.
 
Judge Holden said:
Ya know that does kinda sound like one of Mayhem's old EPs which was titled Deathcrush and had the song "Chainsaw Gutsfuck" among other catchy tunes. Sadly we do not live in the corner of the multiverse where Black Metal Fatrick resides and as such we will never hear his semenal Wisconsin Hunger album or witness him burning down a church's chicken in corpsepaint

On the plus side, within our reality dwells Simpering Catamite Fatrick who is currently gargling Kamala's balls, which provides ample entertainment in and of itself
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> You can't criticize statements written by English majors, child

There is nothing more pathetic than someone whipping out credentials to try to fend off criticism. I have to deal with these people professionally sometimes, it's always ulcer inducing.
 
John Andrews Stan said:
EDE Bell is going super hard for her cishet white male followers who aren’t helping her decolonize “genre.” Her pal Pat hasn’t lifted a finger to boost her campaign so he’s included in this. Sure hope the Redditors don’t put Pat on the spot about it, as I’m sure that would upset him.

There is a lot of lunacy here, in reverse chronological order — with a strong finish. She even connects the Venezuela situation with her being banned from cons.
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I especially appreciated her claiming her family hadn’t taken a single vacation for over a decade. This is a woman who spent over a decade traveling the world to these stupid cons, which she claims were the playground she’d been looking for all her life, accompanied by her husband and kids. What were those dozens of trips if not vacations?
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She is exhausting. And like, not in a funny way.

I don't think an EDE Bell thread would get any traction because there's nothing really humorous there. She's a literal crazy person just crashing out on Twitter. She's so crazy it's hard to even parse out what her actual gripe is.
She's mad about racism in genre? Why? And what does she want white men to do about it? All she says is LISTEN - like, okay, we're listening, but you're in tweet 28 of a 42-tweet thread and I still don't see where it says what you want me to do about the situation... or even what the situation is. You're very clearly upset about something, I can see that. But nothing you say seems to mean anything.

I often felt this way about Snackie, her schizo babble can really wear you out after a while, but she breaks that up with hilarious moments of retardation that redeem her as a lolcow. EDE Bell is just depressing, man. Her poor kids are going to grow up all kinds of fucked.
 
NaggotFigger said:
It's taken at an ol' Swingin' Door Saloon! :story:
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Any establishment using the word 'eatery' should be avoided at all costs.

neger psykolog said:
When is the last time Patty was photographed at a bar with another actual human?
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If we're not counting Niki, could it be the time he found an idiot with a matching tattoo when he went to that Bongland con?
 
OffTopic said:
And what does she want white men to do about it?
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Give money. It always boils down to “give
Money” which is why it is boring as fuck. Failed grifters is an entire subcategory of lamecow a they’re rarely if ever funny, perhaps by accident.


What happened to the old “US weaponry could overthrow your tinpot dictators by itself” pat? Pepperoni Farms remembers.
 
neger psykolog said:
Damn hitting the bar alone to drink and pretend you're being social by doomscrolling the xitty while "stalker childing" furry and cuckold porn troll xeets is next level depressing. There are probably modern day zoomers who have more fulfilling and positive days and evenings than this.

When is the last time Patty was photographed at a bar with another actual human?
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Think about this for a second, he's alone at a bar looking at gay porn, think about what people are thinking about him
 
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