💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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TurboNAS said:
In one outline you have:
* poaching
* veterans with PTSD
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I do think that this basic premise isn’t a bad idea.

A shell-shocked veteran takes a job as a game warden on a distant planet, using the time to come to terms with the trauma of war. Watching over the animals of the park helps them put the pieces of their life back together and begin feeling like their life is worth living again. However they inevitably get dragged back into combat when poachers threaten the wildlife, throwing their progress into disarray, once again they are forced to face the horror they thought they had put behind them.

There’s a decent core of a story there, the problem is that Fatrick doesn’t have an iota of the talent necessary to pull it off. He doesn’t have a jot of sincerity or originality in him, all he can do is copy what he seems in movies or TV.

Also the title is fucking dogshit. Herd Immunity? Awful, just awful.

Edit: I pulled a Tomlinson and fucked up my spelling.
 
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Dropa5pack said:
The thing that’s funny to me about his writing isn’t that it’s bad, it is. It’s the disconnect between his self image a sophisticated, renaissance man, and the juvenile tone that drips off every page.
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Reddit: the SF "novel."
 
curbside2 said:
Is this the guy that’s on RedLetterMedia sometimes?
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It is indeed, and funnily enough, almost exactly a day to the year (off by one day!) I wrote up about him in the RedLetterMedia thread before his first appearance

TouchFluffyTail said:
Semi-off topic, but since we're on the Farms I guess it kinda fits: the funniest thing this guy ever did was get trolled by Porsalin, the guy who makes lolcow documentaries, when he kept calling into the Josh Robert Thompson show doing a Joe Matarese impression and completely derailing the show

https://youtube.com/watch?v=rDCaCZD-CD8
Though the Geoff character is hilarious, JRT kinda comes across as a bit of a thin-skinned weirdo. I hope he's a bit less of a wet blanket if he's on an RLM episode.
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Josh ended up not only being a great guest and fan favourite, but he's actually returned multiple times.
Unlike Fatrick, he learned that being a thin-skinned weirdo is the worst way to take being insulted and rolling with the punches and having a sense of humour makes you infinitely more likeable, and ironically makes people less likely to fuck with you. Who'd have thunk it!
 
neger psykolog said:
Please aspire to higher standards of writing and Grammer in this thread - critical literary eyes are always watching.
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And hihger standards of spelling too. Unless you are referring to the actor Kelsey Grammer, in which case I apologize for the correction.

Yes, I saw it, child. No I won't correct it, child. I am never wrong, child.

Piggy hasn't made the connection yet, to wit, The Somalian Scam is just to distract everyone from the Epstein files release. He will get there, as fast as the rustang can get from the ha'hovel to the Swingin' Door saloon. Or is his new lair The Garage?
 
TurboNAS said:
There is plenty of potential in that setting. People use sci-fi to rant about their pet causes all the time. It’s a lot safer to set the specific social ill on another planet and then show how humans are the real monsters after all.
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Oh, 100%. There's nothing wrong with the basic idea. I mean, take virtually any episode of Star Trek.

TurboNAS said:
Patrick’s genius is in combining all the causes at the same time so his book is a muddled mess of talking points with no focus at all. More successful authors would avoid doing this but Pat scoffs at their timidity.
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The problem is this, yes, it's a muddled mess. But also that Patty has nothing meaningful to say.

"Poaching bad, child." Yes, okay, thank you.

The impression I got from skimming through that outline (fuck reading his prose) is he's just checking off a bunch of boxes for buzzwords/scenes. All spectacle, but nothing of note to say.
 
John_Smith said:
Piggy hasn't made the connection yet, to wit, The Somalian Scam is just to distract everyone from the Epstein files release. He will get there, as fast as the rustang can get from the ha'hovel to the Swingin' Door saloon. Or is his new lair The Garage?
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I actually won't be surprised if this is the next software update agreed on by twitter/bluesky/reddit and pushed to the brainless like Pat to propagate, like a true Conservative.

You just refuse to get with it because you're sucking El Trumpo's cock. (Tweet storm with graphic gay imaginings to follow)
 
A Bit Concerning said:
he’s never thrown his hat in the ring about Israel and Palestine
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He has and it was retarded NPC shit he regurgitated from MRDD Twitter. But he hasn’t made it a main component of his personality like the usual suspects. Thank God for small mercies.

But I think the reason he doesn’t weigh in much is because it’s a distant situation and not a topic that will allow him to indulge his rage boners for the very evil cishet white North American male he finds so threatening. So Pat sticks to basic bitch domestic bullshit most of the time.
 
John_Smith said:
Piggy hasn't made the connection yet, to wit, The Somalian Scam is just to distract everyone from the Epstein files release.
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Good news!
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John_Smith said:
as fast as the rustang can get from the ha'hovel to the Swingin' Door saloon. Or is his new lair The Garage?
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The Garage ought to 86 him just like Hooligans did. This absolute stinker of a tweet was made on location there. How embarrassing for them.
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Summer of George said:
Good news!
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So far that I know of two people have been charged for housing scams for $750k and another person has been charge for a crypto scam of $1.4 million. No where near the $9 billion dollars worth of fraud in that State. I guess this is similar to how were all apparently in jail killing ourselves and that there's active investigations on all of us

Its okay if its his produce causing all of this long as he gets his cut

Amazed he hasn't Xeeted about Trumps Trump class battleship and his Golden Shower Fleet yet. Though it would show how little he knows about ships in general as Trumps design is still better than his doodles, even if they function the same, that is terribly.
 
lurkin said:
Average prison enjoyer.
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No, stalker. I do not enjoy prison, that is just your delusions. It is you who will enjoy prison (after you have killed yourself). Enjoy prison.

Clyde Cash's Left Teste said:
Man, so Fatrick condones x y or z in the conflict? I'm surprised nobody has ever trolled him like that.
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All it would take would be a few text messages along the lines of "So you are a Zionist who supports genocide? Over 5,000 babies have been killed in Gaza and you don't even bother to denounce it. Sad that you support white supremacy like this!" and he would respond in some way or another. He's constitutionally incapable of not responding to provocation, regardless of how obvious it is.
 
YouTube Autist said:
No, stalker. I do not enjoy prison, that is just your delusions. It is you who will enjoy prison (after you have killed yourself). Enjoy prison.


All it would take would be a few text messages along the lines of "So you are a Zionist who supports genocide? Over 5,000 babies have been killed in Gaza and you don't even bother to denounce it. Sad that you support white supremacy like this!" and he would respond in some way or another. He's constitutionally incapable of not responding to provocation, regardless of how obvious it is.
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He’s just going to ignore it and respond “this is how your life ended, enjoy prison atalker.” He has a few topics he’s scared to engage with and until very recently I’ve never seen him respond to bernell trammel stuff, he would just tell them to enjoy prison and call them delusional but not actually say “no I didn’t kill him”, he has started doing it recently however.
 
BigPeanut said:
He’s just going to ignore it and respond “this is how your life ended, enjoy prison atalker.”
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Maybe. But, for a counter-example, consider the "You wear a diaper, you poop your pants," texts. Patrick gives the trolls the "This is how you chose to end your life, stalker," line, sure enough, but beyond a certain point he can't restrain himself from also throwing in, "No, I do not wear a diaper, stalker." He's also so eager to prove himself a member of the progressive vanguard. But perhaps time will prove which of us predicts his behavior correctly.
 
The Taco Santo! said:
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Interesting that his top two concerns are his hair and how his ass looks. Was he on the way to pick up rough trade down at the nerd convention?



It's not like the kid's driving down to the barbershop and putting down money on a hairstyle of his choice. The depths of Pat's pettiness astound me sometimes. I liked the bit about child support, coming from a man who weaseled out of his own obligations in that regard.
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Only a gay man would be concerned with a “devastating” ass and in light of his recent homosexual fantasy tweets and his complete non sequitur to a stranger about coming out of the closet I am more convinced than ever that he’s a ffwbt, child.
 
rusty shackleford 1 said:
Only a gay man would be concerned with a “devastating” ass and in light of his recent homosexual fantasy tweets and his complete non sequitur to a stranger about coming out of the closet I am more convinced than ever that he’s a ffwbt, child.
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The only devastation his ass has ever unleashed is on anything he sits on. Because he's fat.
 
I wouldn’t wipe my ass with any of Tomlinson’s works; I’m certain that would give me inordinate amounts of ass cancer and various known and unknown AIDS.
 
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