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I've fallen into the trans woman dating trap​

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People talk about how hard dating as a trans woman is but I didn't think it would pan out the exact same way for me as well. I'm about 1,5 years into transitioning and I've found my dating dynamics shifting:

- Cis gay men no longer like me

- Cis women don't like me, I cant quite figure out why. The ones that do end up leaving me after they find out I don't want to top

- Trans people sometimes like me but they are far too rare where I live to form a dating pool. Also I don't pass at all which is probably why a lot of trans people are not interested'

The only people that consistently pay interest to me are

  1. Creepy chasers
  2. Bi-curious men that are either desperate for sex or feeling experimental. However in both of these situations this group never acts normal about it and they have to tell me how my body is such a weird novelty item.
In both of these cases it's never about getting to know each other, it is always straight to sex talk. I guess my role is to be something that men can turn to when they can't get laid with cis women.
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Izdaja Slika said:
Tinkerbell is indeed more apropos. First, because Peter Pan was an actual boy, and second because Tinkerbell literally (and I mean literally because it's part of the original story) needs constant affirmations she's real and valid or else she stops existing, just like any li'l dood.
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That said, if you’re aware of the cross-dressing jamboree that is the British panto, maybe it’s not so weird to imagine Peter Pan as a teeny-tiny woman.
 
Dr. Butt said:
fucking what
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I too, frequently mix up VHS and cassette tapes.

Otterly said:
It’s extremely painful - and I don’t even know how you’d have to do this - split the joint (now you can’t walk…) and kinda spatchcock out the iliac crests? How is the gap created without angling the pelvis fragments? Then staple something to bridge the symphysis. But now the angle those iliac bits hits the SI joints is off by several degrees. This isn’t just meat Lego it’s skeletal Lego. You can’t do it. You’d never walk again, every moment would be agony.
I know someone whose symphysis never properly healed. She’s got about 9mm of separation, and she still can’t take her shoes off without sitting down on a chair and has to have a swivel pad to get into her car.
. Her youngest is twelve, and the joint isn’t even past the limit they’ll do anything for. They told her they could operate but it doesn’t work well and she’d maybe be worse. . Maybe I’ll show her this crazy tranny. But of course it’s fantasy, nobody is doing this.
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And not only that, but isn’t the tranny going to have to have another myriad of surgeries to fix the Q angle on his legs/knees since the widening?

They’re always so full of shit when they lie about these surgeries being real, because they never think about what further surgeries/maintenance is required in the long run. Stupid faggots.
 
Big Shot said:
Pooner wonders why all other pooners are failures and there are no "successful" ones
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There actually are sucessful trans men, but they (predictably) just kind of show how depressingly sexist society was (and still is), and how fucked up the trans rights movement is.
Ben Barres was a neurobiologist (smart!) who became a department chair at Stanford (successful!) and transitioned in 1997 (old school! gatekept!). Ben experienced a lot of really egregious sexism from professors while she was doing her undergrad at MIT, and after she transitioned, a male scientist remarked that "Ben's" work was "so much better than his sister's" - the "sister" was Barbara Barres, Ben's deadname. In an ironic twist, most of Ben's early research was published under her deadname, so a woman got credit, and one of her doctoral students - Beth Stevens - went on to discover an important synaptic pruning mechanism. So she did actually advocate for women in science, despite feeling the need to disguise herself as a man.
Another sucessful trans man is Billy Tipton, who was a sucessful jazz musician. She played saxophone and piano and was a band leader. She wasn't allowed to join the all-male jazz band in high-school, and started disguising herself as a man in the 30s. She was apparently able to successfully hide her actual sex from just about everyone, including some of the women she dated and her three adopted sons, who only found out after she died.
Poppy Z. Brite is a sucessful author, who broke out by writing vampire novels in the 90s, and transitioned pretty late in her career. Absolute queen of the fujos.
Jmmidodger is a successful YouTuber, making thousands a month grooming iPad babies, prancing about in her pajamas, lying, and selling plushies of herself. Now, YouTuber is a significantly more embarrassing profession than neurobiologist, musician, or novelist, so you do have to take this one with a grain of salt, but I think it can still count.
 
Candidate No 7 said:
I've fallen into the trans woman dating trap ...
... Bi-curious men that are either desperate for sex or feeling experimental.
However in both of these situations this group
never acts normal about it (1)
and they have to tell me how
my body is such a weird novelty item (2) ...
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Emphasis added.
(1) Because it totally isn't.
(2) Because it totally is.
Yet another case of something noted before in this thread.
Troons categorically reject the one group of people who really might want to fuck them. :lit:
 
Stan said:
idk "recently shaven" to me sounds more like something you'd say about a llama that was sheared four weeks ago. "Clean-shaven" communicates "I do this every day or nearly so as part of a grooming routine."

Does this count as thread tax? SoulsBorne YT data miner Zullie the Witch posted his first video where he actually talks, and he chose as fucking V-Tuber Thirst Trap bat girl and has a faggot tranny lispy voice so embarrassing you'd think it was done for laughs if it wasn't totally co-ordinated with the hot gothic bat girl puppet thing.
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Sucks because his datamining finds are cool, but I can't watch him knowing he's a weird AGP tranny. Trannies ruin everything.
 
Magic Pickle said:
I'm a gay trans man and my ideal partner is a gay cis man
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And I want a kind and smart supermodel with a billionaire father.
We can't all get what we dream of kid.

In other news, I heard about penis envy, but I didn't know it was this bad. (archive)
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For me personally, it is excruciating and feels like I poured scalding hot water on my groin after smashing it with a hammer right where a dick would be every time I sit, lay down, shower, or put on pants.
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Try to top that, breast and ovary complaints!
I am honestly tired that even in trans spaces, transitioning is often discussed as just a sociological thing, when it is well-known in scientific spaces that being trans, for many, is just as much physiological as it is sociological or psychological.
For instance some 60% of binary trans men are said to have Phantom Penis Syndrome, which can vary in severity levels. For me personally, it is excruciating and feels like I poured scalding hot water on my groin after smashing it with a hammer right where a dick would be every time I sit, lay down, shower, or put on pants.
It's just really bizarre to me that physical symptoms are rarely discussed even within trans spaces.
I 100% would transition even in a hypothetical world where sexism and gender roles don't exist. That's arguably the least important reason I am transitioning.
I feel like conversations with confused cis people might be more productive in explaining being trans if we also introduce physiological symptoms rather than just sticking with more abstract explanations. Not everyone who is trans has these symptoms and it is not at all a requirement to be trans, but if we begin with the basics including physical stuff and basic psychology they can probably relate to more and then move onto the more complex topics and carefully explain variations to prevent gross transm* beliefs, it might help people understand better.
 
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Sean Andalou said:
Troons categorically reject the one group of people who really might want to fuck them. :lit:
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Yes, it's really a shame that this movement has exploded just at a time when comedians and writers have collectively decided that satire is naughty because you could make such a great sitcom about trannies. Wouldn't even have to be the sort of savage humour we have on here, just a traditional sitcom would have so much to use. But it is not to be.

I mean, just the incredulous bafflement this guy has that women are somehow not interested in fisting him or whatever he wants out of sex since he "doesn't want to top" women.
 
Candidate No 7 said:
Wouldn't even have to be the sort of savage humour we have on here, just a traditional sitcom would have so much to use. But it is not to be.
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I still think an all trans reality show where each trans thinks they're the only one would be hilarious.
The Phantom Penis Poster has many challenges in life. Complex PTSD diagnosed at 12, her older brother died, she has OCD-like compulsions, and bad side effects from testosterone gel.
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Jesus, testosterone gel sounds so bad for you.
She posted her manly physique, where she looks like a completely normal short woman.
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She also likes Heated Rivalry. If this last fact has caused any of you to hit "bingo!" on your ftm cards, please form an orderly line to collect your prize.
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Waffle Iron said:
In other news, I heard about penis envy, but I didn't know it made was this bad. (archive)
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Sounds like her phantom penis has a phantom STI.

That being said, I 100% support the idea of her telling cis people about her physiological symptoms. They will totally take her seriously when she tells them about the agonising pain she has in a penis that never existed.
 
I don't know if it's ever been posted here, there are so many threads and posts in Stinkditch but there is actually a trans soap opera on Twitter: Transfolk.

I've been vaguely meaning for a while to extract some content, but really it's just crap in a totally dull way. People that can't talk normally in every day life trying to act. The non-trans actors are a bit better as they appear able to kiss the trans ones without wincing.

Some of these people however are just begging to be traced and turned into memes.

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Candidate No 7 said:
Wouldn't even have to be the sort of savage humour we have on here, just a traditional sitcom would have so much to use. But it is not to be.
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Law said:
I still think an all trans reality show where each trans thinks they're the only one would be hilarious.
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I would call it "STEALTH" and it would be a friends-like situation of 3 pooners and 3 trannies living together, all stealth. All of them would genuinely pass within the fantasy of the series. Of course the pooners all wear teenage boy fashion, the trannies all wear bimbo streetwhore outfits, the pooners are all <150cm, while the trannies are 190cm brickhons. You would have typical sitcom moments like a pooner or troon going through all sorts of silly antics to try and hide their true sex. Silly romance plotlines with the added twist of the love interest being unable to tell the person they're dating is trans. But no one ever comments on it, or imply people know, or anything. Just played completely straight, while the audience laughs how a brickhon is supposedly passing and worries how he can hide his porn-sized shlong in his bikini bottom when they go out swimming on a date.

Law said:
The Phantom Penis Poster has many challenges in life. Complex PTSD diagnosed at 12, her older brother died, she has OCD-like compulsions, and bad side effects from testosterone gel.
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Dang! Now I feel like a fool. Thought I was lucky finding a gold nugget, when I missed the goldmine. Seriously WTF. I wonder where the Munchausen ends and the T poisoning begins.
 
Waffle Iron said:
I would call it "STEALTH" and it would be a friends-like situation of 3 pooners and 3 trannies living together, all stealth. All of them would genuinely pass within the fantasy of the series. Of course the pooners all wear teenage boy fashion, the trannies all wear bimbo streetwhore outfits, the pooners are all <150cm, while the trannies are 190cm brickhons. You would have typical sitcom moments like a pooner or troon going through all sorts of silly antics to try and hide their true sex. Silly romance plotlines with the added twist of the love interest being unable to tell the person they're dating is trans. But no one ever comments on it, or imply people know, or anything. Just played completely straight, while the audience laughs how a brickhon is supposedly passing and worries how he can hide his porn-sized shlong in his bikini bottom when they go out swimming on a date.
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For non-Brits, frequent Twitter lolcow India Willoughby (who really needs a thread) was on Celebrity Big Brother in 2018 and (I'm looking this up as I don't watch this show) was the first ejected. The following clip is legendary for the sheer male aggro emanating from him as he lectures visibly terrified women on respecting his womanity.


The oldest woman here is Ann Widdecombe, an extremely tough + nasty politician and it is just stunning how effortlessly he scared her into silence.
 

Cruddy start to the year, need to vent.​

God that sucked.
I’m working on new year’s eve might (the theme park I work at as a bartender does a new years event every year)
FIRST thing that happens after the countdown and fanfare is over… lady walks in and calls me “sir” despite my makeup, blue butterfly hairclips, trans flag bracelet AND she/her pronoun pin on my apron being clear and obvious signs of my pronouns. (not to mention 3 years on HRT and recently shaven)
Wonderful way to start the year.😒
Usually I just let guests who misgender me not bother me, I mean… people are ALLOWED to be unobservant, but… IDK, the exact confluence of circumstances, plus the timing REALLY made this one hurt for some reason and I freaking hate it. 😞
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people are ALLOWED to be unobservant
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I thought that everyday I pass about 300 beatutiful transwomen without being able to tell they're trans, so why is this tranny admitting that I need to roll a nat 20 on a perception check to be able to tell that (s)he's in fact a woman (or at least trying very hard to pass as one)?
 
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