DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Is DSP taking Ozempic/GLP-1 to lose weight?

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    Votes: 183 82.4%

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a film about a deeply closeted polish-american that's super depressed and antagonistic because of extreme societal pressure keeping him from embracing his true self would unironically win a couple oscars.
 
God dam he is begging his fucking ASS off at the end of this stream. No coffers streak: 2

Tainted grail tonight looks like he is sending it out to die so he can drop it. He was very upset kick chat was spamming that patrick emote. Every single game he is playing has failed to hit goals recently besides Rimworld but he keeps trying to force them because he already dropped everything else.
 
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Samson Hydemanfinkelstein said:
Umm, what the fuck now?
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Irreedemable Ret. 2 said:
To be very charitable to Phil, posting gay porn was part of shock humor back then and it still done by certain groups of degenerates. But when asked about pornstars, heterosexual-style man Phil only mentioned black male actors.
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He also hosted BBC porn on his own king of hate blog, you can still see it on the way back machine so he cant even pretend like he didnt.

It was also back in the dial up internet days so even if it was purely for shock humor (it wasnt HES GAY) it still meant he spent a good deal of time torrenting or crawling though altavista for black dongs. Not exactly the straightest of hobbies.
 
Phil received a 20GBP at the end. Takes the time to check the conversion. Conversion is $26.94. The stream total goes from $77 to $103. $26.94 and he rounded it down to $26. Remember there is no goal anymore, and thus no functional reason to do shit like that. Just who Phil is.

Call of Duty on its last legs because the audience for it isn't there to root Phil on. Is now requesting people watching the VoD give him super thanks and tips. So just blowing right past that whole idea of not asking for contributions anymore, huh Phil?


Call of Duty is just bringing in too much toxicity.


shekelshoah666 said:
Tainted grail tonight looks like he is sending it out to die so he can drop it. He was very upset kick chat was spamming that patrick emote. Every single game he is playing has failed to hit goals recently besides Rimworld but he keeps trying to force them because he already dropped everything else.
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He said he is going to START playing the story tonight. Hasn't he played it for like 2 or 3 streams already??
 
Elite Kipchak said:
a film about a deeply closeted polish-american that's super depressed and antagonistic because of extreme societal pressure keeping him from embracing his true self would unironically win a couple oscars.
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Close enough: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Three_Colours:_White
(It's unironically an incel movie. Although how one can be an incel after being married to Julie Delpy is something only a polish women's hairdresser unironically named Karol Karol can fathom)

I suppose it could be like DSP if he actually ever ended up homeless and khet divorced him in a super humiliating way for being unable to consummate their marriage... Funny how a large number of posts on here revolve around the topic of Phil's sex life (or extreme lack thereof)...

It even includes a part of the movie where Karol Karol slicks back his hair with grease just like Phil does every day.

And in the penultimate scene he does finally consummate the marriage but it seems the only way he's able to do so (i.e. get hard) is by scamming people.

Although it didn't win any Oscars it is a very well regarded movie and everyone knows the Oscars are just unironically the paid shill awards.

Ack ack ack. Superior Polack genetics. Ack ack ack.
 
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Do you guys ever think about how weird it is that Phil divides up his livestream gameplay into 1-hour chunks so that he can upload them as videos without putting any effort into editing? He spent 1 hour in the prison in Tainted Grail so he could make it a video. He played the christmas map in BO7 for 1 hour so he could make it a video. Of course it makes the content worse because of how obviously it gets stretched out. And he addresses the vod viewers directly during his livestream, as if the live audience is just there to watch him record episodes of DSP Gameplay. And he doesn't put his chat on screen because he's a pussy.

It's so fucking weird. For some reason I thought about it today. How weird would it be to see any other streamer or youtuber do this? It's so weird.
 
Samson Hydemanfinkelstein said:
Seems like a very nice, stable individual.
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Multiplayer FPS and fighting games really shows the duality of Phil. Sole desire is to be powerful and punch down on people with no class or honor, while simultaneously whining and bitching whenever he isn't allowed that.
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It's all it's ever been with Phil: ego. Fuckhead is so narcissistic and assholish that he needs that boost. He needs to be the best, and if it requires him to have a "press 'x' button to win", he'll take it.
 
Samson Hydemanfinkelstein said:
I'm not gay, I'm happily married is such an odd denial that seemingly only a gay man (or possible asexual/self-sexual alien) would ever attempt.
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Same person who has said "I'm not into fem boys, I'm married"

Samson Hydemanfinkelstein said:
Umm, what the fuck now?
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Funny lore... one of the reasons he used to get banned from the SRK forums is for posting black dicks. He claims the Cannon bros were trying to silence him or held a grudge, but in reality, they didn't want cock used as a comeback when somebody couldn't win an argument.
GibMoneyPls said:
The funny thing about Phil thinking he's healthy is that you can take the weight and height HE SAYS HE IS and put them into a BMI calculator and he is OVERWEIGHT.
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Also funny, that doesn't take into account that Phil has the muscle build of a withering away 70 year old. He's the definition of skinny fat, literally any weight is fat.
 
neger psykolog said:
Close enough: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Three_Colours:_White
(It's unironically an incel movie. Although how one can be an incel after being married to Julie Delpy is something only a polish women's hairdresser unironically named Karol Karol can fathom)

I suppose it could be like DSP if he actually ever ended up homeless and khet divorced him in a super humiliating way for being unable to consummate their marriage... Funny how a large number of posts on here revolve around the topic of Phil's sex life (or extreme lack thereof)...

It even includes a part of the movie where Karol Karol slicks back his hair with grease just like Phil does every day.

And in the penultimate scene he does finally consummate the marriage but it seems the only way he's able to do so (i.e. get hard) is by scamming people.

Although it didn't win any Oscars it is a very well regarded movie and everyone knows the Oscars are just unironically the paid shill awards.

Ack ack ack. Superior Polack genetics. Ack ack ack.
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Thank you for the reminder of Three Colors. I’m long overdue to rewatch White and Red (one of my all-times). I will probably skip Blue as it fucks me up, whereas Red is healing and pahsitive. White is very funny though I don’t know that I’ve ever understood it completely.

Speaking of pahsitivity, your boy Phil isn’t having a good couple days, @neger psykolog. Time to give that Velcro™️ a workout.
 
San Dimas High School said:
The entire trilogy is amazing and I don't want DSP to have any connection with it
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You just know the name Philip Paul Burnell and Karol Karol share the same Polack energy and badling pattern potential and don't want to admit it.

One flaw though is that being a women's hairdresser is far less homosexual than dressing up in vests and playing childrens games for a child audience. In that department Karol Karol is less gay than Phil.
 
Samson Hydemanfinkelstein said:
Phil received a 20GBP at the end. Takes the time to check the conversion. Conversion is $26.94. The stream total goes from $77 to $103. $26.94 and he rounded it down to $26. Remember there is no goal anymore, and thus no functional reason to do shit like that. Just who Phil is.

Call of Duty on its last legs because the audience for it isn't there to root Phil on. Is now requesting people watching the VoD give him super thanks and tips. So just blowing right past that whole idea of not asking for contributions anymore, huh Phil?
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Call of Duty is just bringing in too much toxicity.
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He said he is going to START playing the story tonight. Hasn't he played it for like 2 or 3 streams already??
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Two streams of backpedaling and spamming fireball while being in fake positive cause they sent him the game and like @morel style individual said he purposely delays gameplay to cut 1 hour videos so he doesn't have to edit. Tevin points it out a lot but he will pump fake quitting a game or doing the next area for sometimes 20-30 minutes just to hit the 1 hour timer it's pretty much ingrained in his mind as much as begging is even if it's a dogshit game he makes it last an hour to get the video made.

Watching the CoD stuff and man there is just no passion or excitement for anything beyond $$$$ at all. People root against him when he is playing it because shocker he clearly fucking hates the game and blames it every time he dies. Like fuck man at some point you have to stream a game you actually enjoy or even your dents are gonna fuck off, Jayde fucks off almost every game now even after asking for them because the gameplay sucks that much.

He also seems paralyzed when it comes to playing any games right now he keeps games that are not hitting goals and he clearly either dislikes the game or the chat/viewership is dead when playing it. Hundreds of games out there he can play for one off streams like he wants but he just won't commit and it really does seem like price is a factor even if he cleared probably $200k last year because Marvel Cosmic Invasion and Terminator 2 No Fate being $30 each really seems to bother him every time they are brought up.
 
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Samson Hydemanfinkelstein said:
Phil received a 20GBP at the end. Takes the time to check the conversion. Conversion is $26.94. The stream total goes from $77 to $103. $26.94 and he rounded it down to $26. Remember there is no goal anymore, and thus no functional reason to do shit like that. Just who Phil is.
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it's tiny things like this that really make phil so detestable to me. imagine the countless thousands of dollars he's stolen over the years by rounding down. I swear I've seen him do a 1:1 conversion for gbp to steal even more too. converts cheaper currencies but treats more valuable ones like regular USD. he is the only streamer on the entire internet who does this. what a nigger lmao
 
If you're still feeling flabbergasted from the new year SSI check whaling for Phil, take solace in being reminded he "failed" his "goals" the last two streams before tonight. Arc night, Blops day stream even with moderately whalish tips and superchats.


Comma said:
🚨 Warning, extremely cringe content. Viewer discretion is advised.🚨

Cringe interaction hermit Arc Raiders January01-2026.mp4

This guy can sit alone in a room and yap at a camera for hours on end, but every time he tries to communicate with another person, it really shows what an autistic, anti-social hermit he really is.
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Why did he buy a whole ass fucking mic again? (rhetorical)
 
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