DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Is DSP taking Ozempic/GLP-1 to lose weight?

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Digger10 said:
He also said "I am the rocks against which the waves crash" when his Switch 2 order got cancelled. Anyone know what he took that from?
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I'd say Phail has been boning up on his Meditations by Marcus Aurelius, but we all know that isn't the case.
 
I checked the past few pages to try to make sure it hasn't been posted yet, but I found a clipped and edited highlight of Rimworld.
Just in case anyone wants some highlights without having to watch the whole thing.


original link
 
Damn, what a New Years promo, gout boy cut on us. WWE Champions no longer exists because I say so (still lies about it to this day), I don't beg because I say so (begs more than ever). And drama youtubers and trolls are all losers and could die, and nobody would care, "but phil didn't you just do drama shit not that long ago?" That was just an experiment, dumb fuck! This fuckin dude's brain is so fried, he sold his soul to Kino because of the huge influx of money he was getting, he was having a resurgence, everyone was calling him the king, he was shitting on ReviewTech. "I'm taking your last chip bitch!" and the only reason he isn't still doing it is because Kino got sick of the bit and shit on him. If they didn't shit on him, he would still be doing the same drama content to this day, and now he acts like he's so above it all and never did it. "I decide whether I turn on the stream and when I'm done I'll be here forever and leave when I want." Nah, man like 3-5 whales rule your life, and you're completely and utterly their slave. Massive cope promo to start the new year, welcome home boys.
 
WhoaMoses said:
"I decide whether I turn on the stream and when I'm done I'll be here forever and leave when I want."
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I mean, the "I'll be here forever" part at least was true.

Phil you can't decide to not stream for two weeks. You literally can't do it. Your entire life consists around showing up at the same time forever and those same 4 people are sitting there. Your life, lifestyle, and everything grinds to a halt the day you stop turning that camera on. You physically can't just go do something else if your Internet gets cut because you have zero skills, zero ability to do anything, and zero safety net. Literally every single minute you're not streaming you're slowing sinking, and risking the whales floating away. This is not normal for normal people. So put your dress on and dance for us, piggy.
 
Delayed Breathing said:
How many times Phil has said: money, super chat, super sticker, super thanks, donations, subs, tips, kicks, paypal, Jayde, guys, liquor, retards, support, Jasper, Kat, DSP tries it, content, making content, snaked and detractors in 2025. Thanks to https://pigpiggo.net/

money - 4806
super chat - 6010
super sticker - 229
super thanks - 78
donation(s) - 88
sub(s) - 8299
tip(s) - 9510
kick(s) - 10610
paypal - 289
Jayde - 1635
guy(s) - 19644
liquor - 458
retard(s) - 27
support - 16788
Jasper - 1077
Kat - 7145
DSP tries it - 2335
content - 7124
making content - 95
snaked - 21
detractor(s) - 731
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Phil's Oddly Shaped Head said:
Positive - 1219
Chill - 4487
Family - 1074
Job - 3324
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Contribute - 982
Contribution(s) - 2377
Meaningful - 307
Drama - 1451
Phil - 3539
DSP - 6944 (4,609 without 'DSP Tries It')
Success(ful) - 1260
PC Gamer - 108
Toxic - 583
 
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WhoaMoses said:
Damn, what a New Years promo, gout boy cut on us. WWE Champions no longer exists because I say so (still lies about it to this day), I don't beg because I say so (begs more than ever). And drama youtubers and trolls are all losers and could die, and nobody would care, "but phil didn't you just do drama shit not that long ago?" That was just an experiment, dumb fuck! This fuckin dude's brain is so fried, he sold his soul to Kino because of the huge influx of money he was getting, he was having a resurgence, everyone was calling him the king, he was shitting on ReviewTech. "I'm taking your last chip bitch!" and the only reason he isn't still doing it is because Kino got sick of the bit and shit on him. If they didn't shit on him, he would still be doing the same drama content to this day, and now he acts like he's so above it all and never did it. "I decide whether I turn on the stream and when I'm done I'll be here forever and leave when I want." Nah, man like 3-5 whales rule your life, and you're completely and utterly their slave. Massive cope promo to start the new year, welcome home boys.
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The Champions rant was strange even for Phil, because he's right that people don't care anymore. He's not spending on it like he used to, and it's been settled that he lied about selling DownFromTheRafters to cover his own ass. All he had to do was let it die, and he brings it up for no reason.

Also, don't forget that he had Dickers on his podcast after all the Kino Casino fallout just to shit on him again.
 
Digger10 said:
He also said "I am the rocks against which the waves crash" when his Switch 2 order got cancelled. Anyone know what he took that from?
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Phil's existence is a flat circle. Crazy you remembered that and when it occurred.

(April 23, 2025)

The longer rant this came from:

-Here for 17 years because he takes his own path
-Not a shill/sellout, not drama/toxic
-Rock against the waves crash
-Streaming until he decides to stop
-Master of own fate/destiny
-Massive upgrades to set up
-More successful now than ever before

Spooky
 
Not even 24 hours have passed in 2026 and Phail has given us one of the most unhinged rants he's ever given. The rant itself was like a microcosm of every unhinged rant he's ever said, it had it all: Denying WWE Champions, insane delusions of grandeur, CWC-like delusions of being a messianic figure, "I'M STILL HERE I'M STILL A BEGGIN' QUEER", dropping cringe as fuck internet tough guy lines, seething with jealousy while crowing about being sussessful, crying about drama, establishing still being alive as his win condition, insisting he doesn't care about detractors while mentioning us every other sentence and last but not least: very indirectly wishing that all of the people he hates would die.

This year is gonna be special when it comes to detracting.
 
Big Brown Schlub said:
Not even 24 hours have passed in 2026 and Phail has given us one of the most unhinged rants he's ever given. The rant itself was like a microcosm of every unhinged rant he's ever said, it had it all: Denying WWE Champions, insane delusions of grandeur, CWC-like delusions of being a messianic figure, "I'M STILL HERE I'M STILL A BEGGIN' QUEER", dropping cringe as fuck internet tough guy lines, seething with jealousy while crowing about being sussessful, crying about drama, establishing still being alive as his win condition, insisting he doesn't care about detractors while mentioning us every other sentence and last but not least: very indirectly wishing that all of the people he hates would die.

This year is gonna be special when it comes to detracting.
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Every now and then Phil will launch into a rant that gives me this very distinct feeling like I have a video game-style sanity meter over my head and it's rapidly depleting while I listen to him. It's not a joke anymore that this man is mentally ill. All you have to do is listen to him talk for a while and more and more often he will show it to you all on his own. Today was maybe the most unhinged I've heard him since the King Snake stream and it was only the first day of the year!

Speaking of, it'll never happen, but I would love for someone in a future "interview" with The Guy to confront him about how he talks out of both sides of his mouth about the Snakening. One second he falls back on the cope that he robbed da Casino (tuhuh), and the next second he's framing himself as a victim who stood up to and defied the drama mongers who tried to ruin his Meaningful Morals. I don't think even any dentractors have called him on this with superchats or whatever (and nor should they).
 
Samson Hydemanfinkelstein said:
Phil's existence is a flat circle. Crazy you remembered that and when it occurred.
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(April 23, 2025)

The longer rant this came from:
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-Here for 17 years because he takes his own path
-Not a shill/sellout, not drama/toxic
-Rock against the waves crash
-Streaming until he decides to stop
-Master of own fate/destiny
-Massive upgrades to set up
-More successful now than ever before

Spooky
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He says in the full rant that he doesn’t fail and fall down on his knees. But…but…he literally told his audience that he would be homeless due to consumer debt if they didn’t bail him out. That’s not a failure? That’s not a metaphorical “on your knees” moment?

PS I asked you a question on your profile.
 
Burn In Hell Burnell said:
Every now and then Phil will launch into a rant that gives me this very distinct feeling like I have a video game-style sanity meter over my head and it's rapidly depleting while I listen to him. It's not a joke anymore that this man is mentally ill. All you have to do is listen to him talk for a while and more and more often he will show it to you all on his own. Today was maybe the most unhinged I've heard him since the King Snake stream and it was only the first day of the year!
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The best thing about the whole situation is that he doesn't need to be put inside a padded room - he willingly separates himself from the rest of the world. Considering his complete lack of self awareness, the fact that he does exactly what he needs to do to keep those around him safe is fucking hilarious.
 
Punished Lobsterchu said:
I love how is trying to adopt the scam from Mel Brooks' The Producers. Do one or two streams knowing he isn't going to continue the game, take the dents money, move on to the next thing, and repeat to continue the begacy.
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If I had more talent we'd be listening to "Springtime for Crippler" right now. Truck Sim was a suspicious investment that he himself says he expected to fail. Would not be shocked if the "plan" was to beg for money when all of the expenses had already been recovered.
 
Very scary statements on that 2026 hoodie rant, truly frightening. He is the master of his own destiny and he doesn't beg anymore; no more goals or incentives. Anyone that talks shit about him is miserable. Unlike the gaggle of idiots that clip, react and restream him, he is making content that people "care and depend on everyday". If people that farm him would just disappear... everything would simply continue, they are that much of a worthless existence.

Sitting in your condo playing video games while drunk. Sitting on a sofa in front of a white wall playing video games. Sitting on a RGB filled room while playing video games. Losing all your close relationships along the way to the point where you only have your wife and your dying parents by your side. The decade worth content made throughout the years? Uncut gameplay of video games. The talent of hundreds of people that made said video games all being funneled to fuel the ego of a greasy american that thinks he is the salt of the earth, arbiter of what is meaningful content or not.
This is all stuff he has said before but the scary part is that this rant made realize he truly believes that shit. :stress:

I innocently started watching DSP because of TIHYDP;"haha this nigga retarded as fuck he can't even do a crouch jump on half life looooooooool" I said to myself then, but that era is long gone. Now I'm here for a simpler reason: to see autistic people metaphorically slapping a senile old man around through the power of the internet with the occasional cameos to reinforce his delusions of grandeur. The rants are a nice bonus.

Happy new year to the farms and to the detractors for continuously clipping his mental deterioration for the world to see. Still waiting on that lawsuit you were collecting evidence for, Phillip. :feels:
 
Gaunt King Ithan Rilph said:
:coom:"YOU DON'T FUCK, WITH DARKSYDEPHIL! I AM THE ROCKS AGAINST WHICH THE WAVES CRASH! SIT AND SPIN ON IT DETRACTORS!"

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Last night's money buff is still in effect :smug:
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You don’t fuck with Darksydephil? That’s pretty much all people have been doing as far back as we’ve seen, Phil. You’re a fat pussy. Yageddit?

*sips water* “………okay.”
 
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