💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Reminder: get your caboose over to the Julays and vote Rick for Lolcow Emeritus. https://kiwifarms.st/threads/lolcow-emeritus-the-hall-of-champions.220325/


A quick scroll through shows he's doing very well so far.


He's also up for some gay award "Gen X Lolcow of The Year" or something but real Patposters don't count division championships like the fucking Indianapolis Colts.
We're here to win the whole thing, child.
 
The Secret Sauce said:
I really hope he's not going to pivot to "this is how you chose to kill yourself" full time. It's just not the same as "enjoy prison". *sigh*
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Fortunately it's easy to interpret as a death threat, so he'll either chimp out when he's inevitably reported or stop.
 
Happy New Year!

I love this thread. Fatrick has the most irritating politics, identical to Bob Chipman… yet, in this thread, whenever I start finding myself getting MATI, someone posts something that makes me actually hurt myself laughing. Actual gut-busting laugh-out-loud posts every couple of pages.
 
Drive-by Farts said:
Happy New Year!

I love this thread. Fatrick has the most irritating politics, identical to Bob Chipman… yet, in this thread, whenever I start finding myself getting MATI, someone posts something that makes me actually hurt myself laughing. Actual gut-busting laugh-out-loud posts every couple of pages.
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It's one of the reasons I love Fatrick so much. He's the great baseline cow and I do not mean that is a disparaging way. He never strays too far into horror territory and he's just bound to step on a rake before too long.
 
In a show of Solidarity, Nikki has spent the New Year in Minneapolis-St. Paul *entertaining* the local Somali men. Patrick of course remains in Milwaukee guarding the ha' hovel and cleaning the toilets in the Air BnB half.

speaking of the Air BnB, there was an item in the news about an AirBnB renter who decided to stay on as a squatter. It took some effort to evict her. O Lord, please let Piggy get a squatter infestation in 2026.
 
neger psykolog said:
This is not enough. Get back to work Patrick, working on your books can wait.
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Drive-by Farts said:
Happy New Year!

I love this thread. Fatrick has the most irritating politics, identical to Bob Chipman… yet, in this thread, whenever I start finding myself getting MATI, someone posts something that makes me actually hurt myself laughing. Actual gut-busting laugh-out-loud posts every couple of pages.
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I agree, I don’t follow many left wing lolcows because usually they just make me feel annoyed or mad at their horrendous takes, but Rick is so fat and retarded that I can’t help but smile, one of my all time favorites is when he suggested that Ukrainians should stop spending money on missiles and instead throw water balloons at tanks, and that it’s proven to be just as effective as a javelin missile.

People like Hassan or vaush rarely have a funny take, usually it’s just some evil or stupid shit, they also don’t personally reply to every single human who sends them gay porn or calls them niggers.
 
neger psykolog said:
AI will bring strange advancements with lolcows because most of their khantent is reductive and repetitive as fuck, perfectly suited for AI shit
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I don’t think I have a leg to stand on with regards to making fun of people who love AI content because I laugh hysterically at a fat retard saying the same thing literal thousands of times to people online. We are both entertained by the content equivalent of jingling keys:
Mussolini’s Merkin said:
Patrick might be too effeminate even for Fuentes...
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Nick’s penis is not big enough to get through the layers of fat on Rick’s ass, stalker. Enjoy getting head from Destiny.
 
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