💪 Tough Guys Kirtaner / Aubrey Cottle - 420chan sysop, founder of anonymoose, 1337 hax0r, anti-goobergate and all around degenerate

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The Enola Gay said:
Don't know if anyone here caught this yet, but the Anonymous Military Institute has leaked some private conversations with Kirtaner that shed light on his secret career as a state intelligence asset!

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Thats truly insane, I always held that Kirt was too loud and stupid, and too much of a liability to be a glowie. I guess I was wrong.
 
Imagine being born named "Aubrey Cottle." It's like you sucked dicks before you were even born. What a queer homo.
Tetragrammaton said:
thats the funny thing about spardot. even now she is very dependent on kirt and seems to be entirely unable to do anything but beg him for money.
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What a worthless, stupid whore. Can't she just go away? Go away, you goddamn idiot WHORE.
 
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AnOminous said:
Imagine being born named "Aubrey Cottle." It's like you sucked dicks before you were even born. What a queer homo.
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Your thread reminder that kirt is so gay that he once did actual goatse to himself on a stickam stream
 
parody said:
Always a possibility. I saw someone in the comments accuse AMI of being another Kirt burner account.
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Yes, an account with zero followers who is running a competing pump-and-dump scam to Kirt's. There's been like a dozen different $ANON coins in the past month alone, all duking it out for supremacy. All the scammers found out about this thread, and the hidden CP forum on 420chan, so now every token team is calling every other token team "Kirt" to scare away investors since "Kirt" has become synonymous with....... well theres 60 pages here explaining it.

Kirt's toxic legacy is now such that anyone with an axe to grind just has to position themselves as "Anti Kirt," and it gives them a blank cheque to do all the same things Kirt does, but from a position of Undeniable Moral Authority. As some of you already know all the sewage gathers in the same place, which is why KF's Neal Rauhauser, Jim Stewartson & Jackie Singh threads are all intimately related to the Kirt situation.
 
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Didn't she say at one point the kid had autism. I'm sure neither of them would be able to support that child and Kirts mom would end up taking care of it either way. It's a shame Spardot has the kid in America but it's probably for the best given it's using welfare. Although with Trump who knows if that's the case anymore.

Either way always hated Spardot and only log on this site to laugh at her misfortune. Now with Kirt in jail just need Hotwheels to go down but he seems like he's going to spend his time making fat furry porn instead. Moot really was the only one that made it out well. I guess GirlVinyl as well if you consider her part of Chan culture.
 
Moot didn't make out well at all. He trampled on the backs of everyone who ever helped him. When Google hired him they quickly figured out he was utterly useless in any kind of technical role, and gave him an empty ceremonial job to placate US intelligence. His whole career hit a dead end ever since he burned everyone, so now nobody will vouch for him anymore.
 
The Enola Gay said:
His whole career hit a dead end ever since he burned everyone, so now nobody will vouch for him anymore.
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Why would he need a career? Five years at Google even in a do-nothing job on failed projects is enough for his stock options to have vested. Well managed, that could be worth several million dollars. That's why Liz Dong-Gone can afford to do all his bullshit.
 
Tetragrammaton said:
not just that but he did it multiple times after that as well and bragged about it on twitter.
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The furry convention gang rape episode must of (buck) broken it in.

I hate that I know that bit of trivia about him.

AnOminous said:
Why would he need a career? Five years at Google even in a do-nothing job on failed projects is enough for his stock options to have vested. Well managed, that could be worth several million dollars. That's why Liz Dong-Gone can afford to do all his bullshit.
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Not only that, he got to finish out his contract working Google Maps in Google Japan. The man got to live out his fantasy as a weeb in Tokyo. Yeah it ended after five years but how many anime nerds get to actually live out their dream of living in Japan without working their ass off?
 
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ellroy said:
Not only that, he got to finish out his contracts working Google Maps in Google Japan. The man got to live out his fantasy as a weeb in Tokyo. Yeah it ended after five years but how many anime nerds get to actual live out their dream of living in Japan without working their ass off?
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The only remotely recent pics of him I've seen were in pretty swanky locations in Tokyo, and with women. He's mostly completely disappeared so far as I can tell. Maybe he's still in Tokyo.
 
AnOminous said:
The only remotely recent pics of him I've seen were in pretty swanky locations in Tokyo, and with women. He's mostly completely disappeared so far as I can tell. Maybe he's still in Tokyo.
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Him, Eric Bauman, and Tom from MySpace are the only three to make it out of that era of the Internet with minimum damage. Good for all three.
 
ellroy said:
Him, Eric Bauman, and Tom from MySpace are the only three to make it out of that era of the Internet with minimum damage. Good for all three.
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Tom Anderson is one of my personal fucking heroes, man. He took one half billion dollars of Rupert Murdoch's money and ran for the fucking hills.
 
ellroy said:
Him, Eric Bauman, and Tom from MySpace are the only three to make it out of that era of the Internet with minimum damage. Good for all three.
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Fun fact: Israeli intelligence bought out eBaums' World!

ellroy said:
The furry convention gang rape episode must of (buck) broken it in.

I hate that I know that bit of trivia about him.


Not only that, he got to finish out his contract working Google Maps in Google Japan. The man got to live out his fantasy as a weeb in Tokyo. Yeah it ended after five years but how many anime nerds get to actually live out their dream of living in Japan without working their ass off?
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I dunno ellroy, I'd say it says a lot about Moot's sinister character that the general public has a right to know about! People who stomped their way to the top generally get taken down by the people they stomped on eventually, and that day is certainly coming for Mr. Christopher Poole.
 
I was wondering if anything was going to happen with his Texas case this year, his next appearance is on the 22nd of this month, he has two case numbers 2811998252810218800 for the Texas case and 2811998252810902700 for his bail violation both of which are being next handled on the same date
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RollingRock2 said:
I was wondering if anything was going to happen with his Texas case this year, his next appearance is on the 22nd of this month, he has two case numbers 2811998252810218800 for the Texas case and 2811998252810902700 for his bail violation both of which are being next handled on the same date
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According to his mother he is doing well and coping as always.
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