US US Politics General 2: Hope Edition - Discussion of President Trump and other politicians

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Should be a wild four years.

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Members of the Trump Administration
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[CharlesBarkley]

The best way to lose weight is to mix Taco Bell and vodka. Then, while wrecking your toilet, do 30 squats while shitting.

Yes, there is a chance you might miss and hit the seat if you lack mastery of your asshole and aim, but it’s a complete lift hack to do 30 squats on a shitting session.

If you are in a public bathroom and are afraid of making noises, just meow during each set and pretend you are chasing a cat in there. No one will think it’s awkward or weird.

 

[mlanguishi]

The best way to lose weight is to mix Taco Bell and vodka. Then, while wrecking your toilet, do 30 squats while shitting.

Yes, there is a chance you might miss and hit the seat if you lack mastery of your asshole and aim, but it’s a complete lift hack to do 30 squats on a shitting session.

If you are in a public bathroom and are afraid of making noises, just meow during each set and pretend you are chasing a cat in there. No one will think it’s awkward or weird.

Frankly, drinking heavy liquor isn't a bad idea if you don't eat. Rekeita was always heavy into it and was never fat. It's the beer that'll get you on it, and wine somewhat too. Sure you'll get colon and pancreatic cancer by 50, but hell..

Thankfully fast food is so expensive and useless now that I've switched to more make at home or at least proper table dining places in general.

 

[duckbutter&toejamsandwich]

I think Mongolians would also appreciate cowboy culture.

I'd just tell them that they get a 25% cut of the fraud money as a bounty for every shitskin/bulbhead/etc. that they remove. Hell, just imagine the fun of Mongolians dabbing on native americans for being worse nomads.

Let's give them the reservations too. The natives do fuck all to develop them and anytime anyone tries to do so they scream about sacred hill/mountain/whatever that their ancestors worshiped. Not like they have any idea what their ancestors did since 90% died prior to 1600. I bet the Mongolians at least bring in enough income to pay for their own trucks.

 

[Myrtle the Turtle]

Sure you'll get colon and pancreatic cancer by 50, but hell.

Im banking on the idea that there will some microscopic cell repair service to unfuck the DNA by the time that happens in 2060 but a man can only dream.

 

[mlanguishi]

Im banking on the idea that there will some microscopic cell repair service to unfuck the DNA by the time that happens in 2060 but a man can only dream.

There's some potential for mrna anti-cancer stuff within 10 years, but I certainly wouldn't count on it. Main thing to me is some drinking is ok, but constant will get your liver before the rest. High carbs is bad for sure. Don't smoke or vape is the main thing if you want to live long. Those are killers, no matter what drug you do on it.

There's old kiwis and bold kiwis, but no old and bold ones.

 

[GameratePTSD]

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Merry New Year!

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"It's 'Happy New Year.' In this country we say 'Happy New Year.'"

I actually just downloaded Coming to America because I got Jingle all the Way and it reminded me of when movies sucked but were good. What a classic era. Movies like this will literally never be made again. It's a very specific time in a very specific place. So kino.

 

[Myrtle the Turtle]

There's some potential for mrna anti-cancer stuff within 10 years, but I certainly wouldn't count on it. Main thing to me is some drinking is ok, but constant will get your liver before the rest. High carbs is bad for sure. Don't smoke or vape is the main thing if you want to live long. Those are killers, no matter what drug you do on it.

Thankfully I smoke about 3 packs in an entire year, and binge drink a week every quarter or so in an entire year. Not good but I could be a lot worse. My friends alcoholic uncle would inject everclear in his saline IV in the hospital, hes dead and esophageal varices scare the fuck out of me.

 

[mlanguishi]

Thankfully I smoke about 3 packs in an entire year, and binge drink a week every quarter or so in an entire year. Not good but I could be a lot worse. My friends alcoholic uncle would inject everclear in his saline IV in the hospital, hes dead and esophageal varices scare the fuck out of me.

I do that cycle of drinking (made that clear on the day after xmas thing I got wrecked on here a bit, but oh well) and yeah.. I smoked cigs at most a pack a week and I'm lucky, I hate it. After the first 3 or 4 it's no effect, and then after a few days of it I get that taste in my system and hacking and just weak feeling. Lots in my extended family are heavy smokers and that's what got them mostly.

The 3 cancers that scare me are pancreas, brain, and esophageal, sorry you had to deal with that. Drinking can certainly lead to that and general mouth issues. The WORST for that is chewing tobacco for sure. Nasty.

ETA: Colon cancer is weird. Some die quick from it, some recover and it's fine. That's a borderline one that can be either be not too bad or the end. Like Chadwick Boseman, got that and dead in a year young. Stomach cancers are what RFK MAHA is mostly after, it's the processed meats and dyes mostly, imo

 

[StudMccool]

Happy new year Kiwis, I love yall

 

[TheClappening]

Happy new years politics-minded spergs and autists.

 

[Martian High Command]

Happy New Years USPG2!

I hope you had a wonderful night.

Saddam Hussein is alive and Mossad knows

 

[Taki Supremacy]

and binge drink a week every quarter or so in an entire year.

I do that cycle of drinking

For the love of God just stop. I am begging you. There isn't anything behind that veil for you to find. It's an empty room that you just die in. I don't want to shit up the thread with off topic stuff but just fucking stop drinking. I tell you this as a person that pulled back the veil and and walked into the empty room and started an infinite construction project. I have gotten lost in the resulting labyrinth for 20 years. You'll think to yourself "well he made it 20 years and i'm only a few years along in this and how much he drinks, HA IM NOT THAT BAD" and keep digging or making hallways for you to walk down, your excuses have been justified and now you'd be a fool if you didn't stop. I could keep going for a while about this but i'll stop sperging, It's just anytime I see someone say stuff like this they need to be warned.

 

[mlanguishi]

For the love of God just stop. I am begging you. There isn't anything behind that veil for you to find. It's an empty room that you just die in. I don't want to shit up the thread with off topic stuff but just fucking stop drinking. I tell you this as a person that pulled back the veil and and walked into the empty room and started an infinite construction project. I have gotten lost in the resulting labyrinth for 20 years. You'll think to yourself "well he made it 20 years and i'm only a few years along in this and how much he drinks, HA IM NOT THAT BAD" and keep digging or making hallways for you to walk down, your excuses have been justified and now you'd be a fool if you didn't stop. I could keep going for a while about this but i'll stop sperging, It's just anytime I see someone say stuff like this they need to be warned.

I'm not offended, it's true. Weed too, people need to stop drinking and using that. It's always easy to say 'x is worse' on this stuff. It's all bad. I appreciate that.

With with weed you'll find people are much more resistant to the idea there's a problem than problem drinkers have. In general. Not happy with Trump rescheduling that shit.

 

[“Token” the Neigermiester]

Happy New Year!

It'll be interesting to see how the Trump Administration will keep things in check regarding their rhetoric/action ratio. Minni-Mogadishu's a giant fucking ember in a house full of tinder, and it's a big house (i.e. entirety of the U.S., Canada, E.U., U.K., etc.). Still trusting the plan (and the President) as always, but sentiments relating to the perceived lack of action end up taking on a life of its own, especially in light of all the fraud that's been uncovered (e.g. right-wing voter demoralization). However, hope is to be found in the doubled efforts of our compatriots actively putting pressure on these so-called "daycare centers" across the nation, and thus (indirectly at least), on the Trump administration to actively follow through (fraud charges, C.R. violations, etc.).

If all this is apparent to me, then it's more than likely clear to the administration what it needs to do.

So, may the Trump administration gain ever greater victories, and may the left, as we know it, cease to exist!

 

[Myrtle the Turtle]

My prediction is we get some serious pushback on the judicial lawfare. If Trump just ignored some judges insane ruling that the majority of the public was against, it would be a tipping point to just reject them. Its not like the federal marshals would do anything to Trump, just go more aggressive with clearing house. The public will support him if it benefits them enough.

 

[moocow]

Its not the federal marshals would do anything to Trump

The US Marshals don't answer to the courts, do they? I thought they were part of the executive branch.

I know the courts "own" their bailiffs, but they don't have nearly enough manpower to mount a serious effort to arrest Trump and there's no fucking way any of the fatass bailiffs I've ever seen would be willing to move much farther than the courtroom to begin with.

 

[mlanguishi]

My prediction is we get some serious pushback on the judicial lawfare. If Trump just ignored some judges insane ruling that the majority of the public was against, it would be a tipping point to just reject them. Its not the federal marshals would do anything to Trump, just go more aggressive with clearing house. The public will support him if it benefits them enough.

The legal system is a mess. It's like if we kept using DOS in Win 11. Too much legacy BS. Even NT in Windows is ancient now. We need a total rewrite of state and federal laws. Start at the bill of rights and work up.

There's so much bloat and nonsense it's consuming vast amounts of GDP, it's really starting to get old Soviet style with it. The fraud is a big bunch of it, but it's the government bloatware that's also a huge disaster.

ETA: (I said bill of writes, corrected that, oy gevalt shame on me)

And I hope Nick has some staff writing this all night, still on X this hours

 

[Your Girlfriend's Dad]

Make sure you get some funny stories for us.

Update: Real mellow this year. Since midnight there was some skell withdrawing at the halfway house, a broken hip, some piss drunk Ecuadorian, and a little old lady who fell and couldn't get up.

The latter was topless and those images will be burned into my retinas like hellfire for a little bit, but I've had worse.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

apparently a lot of these daycares were donating a shitload of money to ActBlue, the Democrat political donation machine

So how are the Ds gonna do in the midterms?

 

[mlanguishi]

So how are the Ds gonna do in the midterms?

The GOP's chopping them off at their knees in all around. Don't fret so much yet everyone, give it until July. The DNC is a bad shape after the $1.5b harris fiasco, and they got nobody to run.