Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[Bojack Horsekin]

And after all that overdraft drama, did she immediately cancel the subscription? I'm thinking no.

 

[JanuaryViolet]

And after all that overdraft drama, did she immediately cancel the subscription? I'm thinking no.

What? Give up some obscure convenience because she can't live on a more-than-adequate gib from the state? OUR Staphf??

 

[Pee Your Pants]

I have a load of caps to upload, but until then, feast your eyes.

YIKES. She's really done herself dirty with the eyeshadow. It's really brought out how ROUGH she looks.

Alt text:
Alt text: A nonbinary transmasc person wearing a t-shirt with Mjolnir in front of a rainbow background. Text on the shirt reads "Blessed are the heathens." They're also wearing a dark and shimmery eyeshadow.

She needs to add:
They also have multiple chins (accentuated by their smug facial expression), a bleeding zit on their cheek, and a pointless greasy fringe.

 

[Din Djarin]

If she was real, she would know the full moon doesn't peak until 5:04am tomorrow (1/3/26) morning.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

Yeesh, black-eye makeup and facial hair color/distribution that just kind of makes her look unwashed. A nice robust beard can really help cover up double chins, but when you just have mold-stubble it only accentuates them.

 

[JanuaryViolet]

YIKES. She's really done herself dirty with the eyeshadow

At first glance I thought it was the beginning of a black eye, and thought, man, someone finally did it.

But you know if she did get walloped she would be sniveling about it on so many levels. She would use it as a winning card in slapfights for the rest of her life. "I got in a fistfight with a bigot/terf/fascist and got hit in the eye! And it left bruises! I'm trans AND pervy, so there!"

 

[AfghanBlue]

I have a load of caps to upload, but until then, feast your eyes.
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YIKES. She's really done herself dirty with the eyeshadow. It's really brought out how ROUGH she looks.

Alt text:
Alt text: A nonbinary transmasc person wearing a t-shirt with Mjolnir in front of a rainbow background. Text on the shirt reads "Blessed are the heathens." They're also wearing a dark and shimmery eyeshadow.

She needs to add:
They also have multiple chins (accentuated by their smug facial expression), a bleeding zit on their cheek, and a pointless greasy fringe.

D:"have you really never had sex?"
UF:"-never!"
D:"...Well then.. How do you know we aren't having it right now?"

© Adams Family Values, 1992

 

[vanilla_pepsi_head]

I am feeling unusually charitable, so I will say that Staph successfully "passes as nonbinary" in this photo at a glance (yes I know that doesn't even make sense, just go with it). The testosterone has almost turned her into the type of fat hygiene-challenged NEET mouthbreather that got pimp slapped with ugly so hard that it actually takes you a second to tell which sex they are. But doesn't "transitioning to nonbinary" mean this might be what she's going for? If she's trying to be gross on purpose, it's working. Somebody should probably mention to her that Jeffrey Dahmer was into some revolting things but even he only murder-raped boys who showered regularly. With soap.

Another thing I am curious to know is if Staph is making an aesthetic choice or just hasn't realized she can simply say "no" when her mom wants to touch up the Prince Valiant haircut. She may as well just buzz it off, she doesn't comb or wash it anyway and maybe she'd look a little less greasy. Plus it might piss off her dad, which you'd think she would consider a bonus.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

I am feeling unusually charitable, so I will say that Staph successfully "passes as nonbinary" in this photo at a glance (yes I know that doesn't even make sense, just go with it).

I think I'd agree, but I don't think it's necessarily charitable to her to say so, lol.

Stapphy has achieved a level of ugly that it's clear she's going for some sort of pronouns thing, and since she's displaying low grooming standards for traits of either gender I'd say it's sufficiently unclear to observers whether she's trying to look male or female (since she's failing at either). So I mean, we have graduated from 'unfortunately hairy woman', we've just graduated to 'can't tell if an ugly fat man with moobs trying to skinwalk grandma, or ugly sped girl who is making no effort to not look female but is also taking hormones to grow a pubes beard'.

She's just become the sort of 'nonbinary' (ugly) that's the insult-counterpart to 'androgynous' (attractive).

 

[Pee Your Pants]

Cap dump from the last few days. First up, some new year's resolutions, shared on her Mastodon:

Try to eat healthier. Poor Mama Frig. Weird how she posted this on her Mastodon and not on her Blue Sky.


She loves checking her blocklists more than we do.


'My grandpa got a UTI.' I'm sure he will love the internet knowing that.


Pure copium.


The book is called 'You Weren't Meant To Be Human.' It's almost like she didn't actually read it, like she just wanted tranny points for reading something by a trans author. It's over 300 pages, so I can't imagine her bothering with it, plus I don't think she mentioned it at all last year. Link to book.


Eww, stop rubbing your gross fingers into your eye.





I don't know if we have figured out which apartment building it is before, but a KF lurker friend did some digging and found this one, with information about the building next door that Staph also mentioned potentially putting in an application for, if the first doesnt work out. Both of the buildings are under the same company Staph's current building is and specify they're for people over 62 years old and/or disabled, with an exclusive LGBT floor.


Stop syphoning off energy from indigenous people's sacred land, whitey.


No need to elaborate or anything.

Someone posted an anonymous ask on Tumblr that I initially thought was Staph, as it was someone graphically detailing their genitals to get intersex points, but they didn't mention an L shaped urethra, which she loves to bring up. She just left a comment.

Nicely worded there, because it sounds like she's claiming to have MRKH syndrome. Women with MRKH syndrome are born without a uterus, cervix and the upper parts of the vagina, meaning that they don't have periods. We know for a fact she can't claim it based on those defining factors.


This is about Stranger Things. She watched and commented on the show, which I didn't bother capping because they're obviously spoiler heavy. Anyway, she seemed to hate the ending. Maybe it's not gay enough/ someone told a fat joke/ some young kid she had a crush on died or whatever. The important thing is it made her want to start working on the novel she keeps threatening to finish.

Staph's main call out blog posted this comment from a few months ago:

I don't know if this is a new piece of Staph lore, or ancient text that I forgot about. Either way, it's still funny.


Oh, cool! I can't keep up with her list, so I can't tell which ones are new. However, these were ones that stood out to me, so maybe some are the new ones.


A gender that results from 'actions or doing something.' Vague as shit.


A gender caused by trauma. What, like your dad calling your favourite pop star a faggot?


How femineity is related to spring, I have no idea.


Of course this is new.


'This term may not be used to excuse bad behaviour' LOL. It's like the person who created it knew that the Womb Wizard would be jumping on it.


'The standards of another species.'


AKA normal.


Basic bitch woo-ery.


'For some reason invisible to others' lol.


'My identity.' Nice slip up there, Staph. I guess you created that one for yourself. Donut steel.


So we have this one, but then we have...

Which one is it, bitch.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Eww, stop rubbing your gross fingers into your eye.

Remember, the Gods called her to be a healer. My people's ancient wisdom: stop pickin' at it. But maybe that's a closed practice so she has to keep sticking her fingers in her eye.

Stop syphoning off energy from indigenous people's sacred land, whitey.

Yeah, weird that she didn't head that one off with her usual "I asked the injun ghosts and they said OK." "Deep and meaningful" witchcraft = burning candles from Amazon on salvaged cardboard.

A gender that results from 'actions or doing something.' Vague as shit.

I think she means it's for someone who feels male when they fix a leaky faucet or roll a pack of cigarettes up in their sleeve, but otherwise they don't feel male. No dumber than usual, but why's the device on this flag a lightbulb? She later uses the lightbulb for "Spiriconcec," which is apparently about self-concept, not doing. Lightbulb makes sense there, though, if the lightbulb is visual shorthand for "idea."

'This term may not be used to excuse bad behaviour'

Hey, isn't that GATEKEEPING?

I don't know if this is a new piece of Staph lore, or ancient text that I forgot about. Either way, it's still funny.

"...so I assume their life is still bad" is such a beautiful turn of phrase. This person isn't deep into the lore like we are, but they took a peek and called it correctly.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

Try to eat healthier. Poor Mama Frig. Weird how she posted this on her Mastodon and not on her Blue Sky.

Her mother's cancer worsening to the point of needing radiation is on the same level of importance to her as "I got some scratcher tats".

What a selfish cunt.

 

[Pillar Of The Community]

Hey, nice ptosis! Don’t remember her having that. Uh oh, stroke-eye stapphy!

> New Years resolution to post more online

I FUCK HARD.
Is this Ramirez!Stephanie? If so… woof.
I’M GOOD AT RAPE.

A gender that results from 'actions or doing something.' Vague as shit

But she doesn’t do anything. I wonder what actions she means. Not shaving? Burping and brapping?

I’ve always been so confused why she chooses to identify as aroace despite proclaiming her love for her several husbands all the time. Why she’s in a “relationship” at all. I’m pretty sure it’s just a holdover from when being asexual was in vogue on the ‘blr but it’s odd she’s hung on to it for so long - just doesn’t want to admit defeat I suppose.

The throwaway line about her mother’s cancer being back (?) was sad but expected. She doesn’t give a fuck lol and it’s only mentioned in relation to her or an argument she can win.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

I’ve always been so confused why she chooses to identify as asexual despite proclaiming her love for her several husbands all the time.

It's cope. She knows she'll never get anyone IRL to find her sexually attractive, and for all her child grooming it's not like she's competent enough to actually molest one.

 

[Aunt Carol]

for all her child grooming it's not like she's competent enough to actually molest one.

She'd have to have her dad drive the molester van.

 

[AfghanBlue]

"GROOMER am I? Well how come I look like absolute shit, huh liberals?"

Hmm, "an excess of hymen tissue"
So she really trully is biological Turbo Virgin LOL.

I was gonna say, if she's worried about her immuncompromised ma going to visit her grandad, perhaps she could pick up that slack.. Then realised that as well as that being totally not gonna happen, even if it did it would be way less than therapeutic for a demented old man to try to make sense of what this... visitation was.

Love the "Caveat!" to the anti consumerism message. Caveat! I am lazy and fat and need to have me little treatsies.
This world will crumble and it's the blowards like Staph who think they are literal activist saints who will get us there, one declined footstep at a time.

She should actually unironically get a bi adult tricycle off Temu.
(I get the distinct feeling clairsentience that there's absolutely no way she can or ever could ride a regular bike)

She couldn't be kidding herself any harder about getting moved. She hasn't presented any reasoning for it at all, aside from the neighbour business that's ended, and it would only be the same shit in the next block.. she's just bored and needs something to focus on, same way as she spends each season focusing on the next, arranging her profile pictures and themes, wishing away the years and the days.

No way is a company gonna move you from one perfectly fine flat, to one over the road, and then have to go through all the cleaning and admin that is getting it sorted and getting someone else in. It's just not happening.
Bitch you bored, get a jerb.
Or get a Temu trike, put a boom box in the little basket, and up your town weirdo game. It might genuinely cheer some people up and you will no longer have to live in your Bezos Ollypop cognitive dissonance.

(on the other hand, a house move could be Siggys escape chance. She won't make the same mistake twice, but Staph will)

 

[Bojack Horsekin]

She needs to be on that LGBT floor. I still find it hard to believe an apartment complex for the elderly/disabled in Endicott, NY has enough need for a super special LGBT wing. Maybe it's a PR move. Anyway, if Staph does move out, they'd best condemn her unit. A cleaning crew in hazmat gear will never get the funk out.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

I was just doing a quick social media dive on someone being an annoying tard in a Discord server, and nearly had an aneurysm when I found a bunch of pronouns-paganblr-Irish-Norse-seidr-witchy bullshit all over the place. It wasn't Stapphy, obviously, but seeing it was like being whacked with a bat because Christ, right, even her very specific stupidity is a Character Type. It's like they make them in a factory somewhere.

It's kind of sad though, because even though there are people out there with an enormous amount of overlap to her Very Special Interests, Stapphy manages to be depressingly isolated. She's too insufferable even for a group that specializes in being insufferable as a basic character trait.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Nicely worded there, because it sounds like she's claiming to have MRKH syndrome.

Wait, actually, really nicely worded here. "I was diagnosed with it in 2016 after being sedated for surgery" makes it sound like the non-Euclidian geometry of her Schrödinger's Vagina rejected the propofol, which was diagnostic.
Anyway she doesn't have vaginal agenesis any more than she has MRKH because they removed the uterus that existed through the vagina that existed.

'My grandpa got a UTI.' I'm sure he will love the internet knowing that.

I am not a wizard and I don't believe in sexy ghosts, but Stephanie does believe in magic powers and that she, herself, is a wizard. With various gods-granted healing powers. She says this all the time.

So why is there no magical bacteria-ward cast on Grandpa's urinary tract?

If Stephanie truly believes she has wizard powers, then she's being a horrible asshole for not protecting her grandpa. And she can't say the distance is the problem, because she was hexing the President a little bit ago and we know she wouldn't leave the county without posting about it for weeks.

Either she believes in magic but she doesn't give a shit about her family, or she doesn't really believe in magic. Or she's kinda dumb.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

Either she believes in magic but she doesn't give a shit about her family, or she doesn't really believe in magic. Or she's kinda dumb.

The last one is a freebie, to be fair.