Dylan James Mulvaney / Days of Girlhood / Day __ of Being a Girl - Dylan Explains It All, a gay man interprets 'girlhood' in all glorious technicolor.

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His star has faded, he's mostly boring, but here's a horrifying video:
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Ah, yes, the universal experience of a "booby drum roll." This is a bonafide woman. Sorry, "girl."
Is the headline supposed to be sarcastic? No woman is wondering how he does it and the men falling at his feet can't aim any higher.
 
His star has faded, he's mostly boring, but here's a horrifying video:
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Looks like he's got some symmastia going on there. Not unheard of with implants and having so little skin to cover them doesn't help.
I know Dyldo hasn't gotten the chop yet, but this is one of those songs that becomes a lot less sexy in the context of a troon. It's like "Unholy" by Sam Smith and Kim Petras. The line "she be poppin it" can only refer to two things in Petras's case - a prolapsed anus or an open wound.
 
The boob job looks so bad. He needs to gain more weight, or go back for another surgery and request smaller implants. As of right now, they look like cheap 90’s Las Vegas hooker boobs:
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His star has faded
His followers count is going down. It used to be over 9.16 M.
I saw this funny tweet recently
Circa 2023. Pre bolt ons. A classic. Vintage, even.
anorexic man
He's not "bonespo" yet, but he's getting pretty damn close.
Here’s his horrifying birthday video
Talk about maniacally performing your twisted ideal of womanhood. With an autogynephile-y feel to it all, too. Jeebus. I wonder if the anorexia is having an effect on his brain function now too?

The Dylan Girlhood cocktail: Anorexia + E + the SSRIs. Shake well, pour into a martini glass and garnish with gold sequins.

I also couldn't help but notice with all that frantic crotch flashing that he's rather bulge-less these days. Has his dick shrunk to the size of a cocktail wiener? Balls shriveled to petite prunes? Or did he secretly get the chop?

He's 29 now. Only one short year to 30!
 
I'd throw something at him.
I would watch intently, applaud, and encourage him to continue.
He's not "bonespo" yet, but he's getting pretty damn close.
be my bonespo or go to hell
I also couldn't help but notice with all that frantic crotch flashing that he's rather bulge-less these days. Has his dick shrunk to the size of a cocktail wiener? Balls shriveled to petite prunes? Or did he secretly get the chop?
He was a broadway gay. He knows how to tuck so well that he could fly to Brazil and get murdered before even leaving the airport.
 
I vaguely remember him posting a "10 milly for Dilly" video. He's already lost at least 10% of his fans. I'm sure there are plenty of people who just haven't bothered to unfollow him.
Ita worth noting that he's the most blatantly astroturfed figure probably in human history. That 10% of actual humans unfollowing likely represents 90% of his actual audience.
 
Always felt this guy will commit a very public and very messy suicide before fading completely away.
I hope not. He's been trapped in a very public madness, egged on by the very worst people.

I rather like Dylan (though he's too thin and I wouldn't fuck him) but something happened in 2020 and the poor chap went bonkers. I hope he'll detransition without really talking about it.

Interesting how he still uses his human name and often drops into a deeper voice during vids. I know he's a sexist arse, but that doesn't currently deserve the death penalty.
 
I'd put him at number 3. Below Muhammad and Horst Wessel, but above Sabrina Carpenter.
He's gotta beat Horst Wessel, astroturfing technology just wasn't advanced enough back then to touch Dylan, but more importantly I wanna hear your Mohammad hot take.
 
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