📚 Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Stan]

First item of the rant should give you a taste of the political flavor.

“The work of FBI, NSA, and CIA… disproportionately affects BIPOC” ??
This just sounds like a super woke and libtarded way of admitting blacks (and immigrants and people of color) commit more crimes, but it’s like the law enforcement agency’s fault for doing their jobs.

Another thing that goes fairly unchecked is fedjacketing trans women of color because they critique white trans people or non-trans queer people. This is fairly straightforward. A trans woman of color will point out some systemic bias occurring in a space shared with white trans people or non-trans queer people or some mix of the bunch and then will be accused of trying to destabilize the space, potentially representing a psyop, being over-critical, potentially being a man in disguise, pretending to be a trans woman of color, etc.
This can be combined with the first point, ironically, to imply that trans women of color who are in fact identifying actual cops are the real cops.

This statement only makes sense if you take “ACAB” as gospel truth.

A couple more examples, this time focusing on cosmetic procedures and puberty blockers (the latter of which no child should use, period, but point still stands)

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Plastic surgery is not “gender affirming care” for cis people. One does not become more female by getting a BA. They were already female. Breast cancer victims don’t stop being female if they need to have their breasts removed. Idk why they think gender is like a number line or a character creation slider where you can turn your gender up to 11 by looksmaxxing.

A gay tranny, actually bisexual is tired of men wanting to suck him. And doesn't see him fellow fags as real men

“My ideal sexual partner is totally indifferent to my genitalia and sex characteristics. It’s such a turnoff when men express interest in my genitals.” Nobody tell this man about what happens after “post op” I want to read his “boo hoo why are no straight guys willing to treat my surgically flayed penis front hole like the T&H vagina she is!!!” Reddit post once he takes the plunge.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

I want my romantic partner to make love to me, but never touch or reference my genitals.

Seriously, what in the fuck? I'm hoping these are just the idle ramblings of a fetishist.

 

[Stabby_Pencil]

Idk why they think gender is like a number line or a character creation slider where you can turn your gender up to 11 by looksmaxxing.

Because they legitimately think that the real-world works like a videogame, and that they can't separate fiction from reality.

 

[DatBepisTho]

I want my romantic partner to make love to me, but never touch or reference my genitals.

Seriously, what in the fuck? I'm hoping these are just the idle ramblings of a fetishist.

So basically they want to be someone's ideal, a pin-up to be gooned to? That tracks given the trend of trannies commodifying women/femininity the way they do. Only the tranny can do the touching/consuming, you plebe.

Also heaven forbid a gay dude wants to suck a dick that the lesbians shun; you can only be attracted to them in the way the troon wants, just like you have to see/refer to them exactly as they want.

Eta- typo fix

 

[Athena Save Us!]

this man, who has barely started his hrt fantasy journey, is claiming that he is having
copious amounts of discharge, enough to warrant wearing maxi pads, 24/7, and is absolutely over the moon about this development.

I cannot understand how trannies have such low survival instincts. This is as retarded as that episode of South Park where the boys think they got their periods, except that was due to a misunderstanding and not straight-up delusions that their HRT is magically giving them whatever parts that cause vaginal discharge.

I also think it's funny that he uses the word "assume". If you don't actually know what vaginal discharge is like and can't even be bothered to look it up, you should probably not err on the side of optimism that this is what's going on and should probably at least head to the nearest walk-in clinic.

Niggers have a weird idea of privilege. They say things like going for a run, or not having graffiti in your neighborhood is a privilege.

Without ever putting it together that white people aren't the ones making jogging unsafe or spray painting graffiti all over their buildings. They do it to themselves and could very easily fix the problem if they'd actually take the steps to better themselves instead of using "white people won't allow us to better ourselves because of systemic oppression" as an excuse.

Plastic surgery is not “gender affirming care” for cis people. One does not become more female by getting a BA. They were already female. Breast cancer victims don’t stop being female if they need to have their breasts removed. Idk why they think gender is like a number line or a character creation slider where you can turn your gender up to 11 by looksmaxxing.

I've seen this line of thinking online before. If you get a boob job, that's gender-affirming. If you take viagra, that's gender-affirming care. None of these things are gender-affirming because you aren't less of a man or woman if you don't have them done. All you're doing is trying to fix your erection problem or doing something because you want it to look a certain way.

 

[majorplayer]

A couple more examples, this time focusing on cosmetic procedures and puberty blockers (the latter of which no child should use, period, but point still stands)

I love how they always go back to weaponized shaming. "You get plastic surgery? For shame. Trans people are starving in Africa...."

And now since Nicki Minaj is off the plantation they are trying to shame her into submission as well. Like, who gives a shit?

Also, this Gender Affirming care punchline is getting very old. First of all it's very vague, it seems to encompass every freaking entitlement under the sun. It's as if just saying trans should grant everything that they want. Technically going to get a prostate exam is "Gender-Affirming care"...oh wait..

It also reminds me of the infrastructure argument passed around to justify universal healthcare. Keep in mind Government will never be the most efficient use of resources and yet they still pray to their God.

Also, key phrase, cosmetic procedure. Nicki paid full price for her ass shots. Cutting your dick off should be prohibitively expensive. And for the women under 30 cutting off their tits and regretting it later? Yeah it should be more expensive. If you do it after 18 years old you're on your own.

 

[Candidate No 7]

This is so dumb I'm not sure it's not a troll but who knows?

I'm being admitted to a male psych ward and am nervous (FTM)

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What could go wrong with 1) putting a vulnerable woman with a big rack in a ward full of unstable men 2) gaslighting a wardfull of unstable men by telling them the person with a big rack is a man?

Looks like sanity has prevailed - if I can phrase it that way in the context of a psychiatric ward.

EDIT: I was rung back to say it was a mistake and I'm not allowed on a men's ward. I will keep the post up though in case it's helpful for anyone else :')

 

[Otterly]

"Masc surname"? Is this person slavic w/ a gender-inflected surname (e.g. Mr. Antonov/ Ms. Antonova)? Or are we talking a MANLY surname with the word "MAN" in it somewhere like "Spiegelman" or "Fishman" because some other surname like "Miller" or "Brown" wasn't telegraphing "MAN" enough?

Cockburn?
Manly?

 

[Potatis Salad]

MSN has published troon propaganda about Veronica Garcia, a boy who cheated at girl's track.

For fans of this mawkish gem of an article that @Law posted upthread, a bit of further reading.

There was an active post about it on troon-critical subreddit /r/BlockedandReported. Users were just as flummoxed as we were: Link | Archive

According to a commenter, the article ran on the front page, above the fold, of the print edition of the Washington Post :


The Washington Post is ludicrously pozzed on the subject of troons. I actually enjoy the New York Times comment section on troon articles: the majority are refreshingly positive (aka critical of troonery). But the WaPo comments are always frozen in 2015. Until now? A /r/BlockedandReported user extracted a sample of representative comments from the Post (Imgur link):

Spoiler: unfurl the scroll

 

[Ass Dan]

No one's allowed to have 'genital preferences' but troons, it seems.

Trans bigot. Many such cases. Of course if anyone is bigoted towards him it's Literal Murder.

 

[Law]

The Washington Post is ludicrously pozzed on the subject of troons.

It's owned by Jeff Bezos. He probably wants Amazon to sell more ocean-clogging dropshipped gender junk. It's also possible that he's also friends with Jon Stryker, the gay monkey guy.

I actually enjoy the New York Times comment section on troon articles: the majority are refreshingly positive (aka critical of troonery).

They've recently been un-hiding TERFy comments from years ago.

 

[Liber Nihil]

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What is it with troons and harlequin glasses?
Otherwise known as Far Side middle aged woman glasses.
Zinnia Jones does this too.
Haven't been fashionable on young women since 1960 maybe ???
Are the LARPing as their grandmothers or what?

My 70 year old mother-in-law is sitting across the living room wearing these glasses. I guess it’s slightly refreshing to see a troon mimic boomer women instead of teenagers, e-thots, or whatever category of anime schoolgirl they fetishize the most.

 

[Soup Sammiches]

but he changed it to "Flora" and started dressing like an old church lady.

Well.. Isn't that special. And who made him do that? Could it be.. Oh I don't know.. SATAN?

 

[Stabby_Pencil]

Jon Stryker, the gay monkey guy.

I'd like you to elaborate on this. And is this guy into all the LGBTQ+ shit?

 

[Candidate No 7]

I cannot understand how trannies have such low survival instincts.

This is what endlessly shocks me about this whole thing. These people seem completely disconnected from their bodies and generally have no understanding of how a human body works and how fragile it is. It's seen as just a shell to be customised.

 

[Liber Nihil]

I've seen this line of thinking online before. If you get a boob job, that's gender-affirming. If you take viagra, that's gender-affirming care. None of these things are gender-affirming because you aren't less of a man or woman if you don't have them done.

At least normal people who get plastic surgery aren’t trying to pass legislation to validate themselves. No woman getting fake boobs is going to insist you be fired or sent to jail if you don’t verbally affirm that she’s got true & honest double D’s.

 

[Slurs McKenzie]

A couple more examples, this time focusing on cosmetic procedures and puberty blockers (the latter of which no child should use, period, but point still stands)

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God I fucking hate the word games these retards play. They'll swear up and down that a bearded 6'4 male with an Adam's apple and linebacker shoulders is a """woman""" regardless of their physiology, but then they'll turn around and say that getting breast implants or a BBL is 'gender affirming care'.

This ideology is so clearly bullshit. They can't say anything without contradicting the dumb bullshit they said the day before. Why does society still take this shit seriously?

 

[Law]

I'd like you to elaborate on this. And is this guy into all the LGBTQ+ shit?

Jon Stryker is a man whose family ran a company that sold medical equipment. They were quite sucessful, and Jon ended up amassing a fortune of 5.3 billion dollars. Jon is gay (both him and his husband are architects) and he uses his giant money piles to finance the Arcus Foundation, which throws money at queer-trans causes and monkey conservation (he actually has an endangered monkey species named after him, with the species name strykeri, I forget the genus). So why monkeys? Why trans? Are cybernetic gorilla drag queen super soldiers in our future? No one really knows, besides Jon Stryker.

I will also give his husband props for this outfit. If you're gonna behave like a Batman villain, by God, start dressing like one.
Edit: Since staying on topic is but a distant memory at this point, I decided that I just had to find and add a picture of the monkey, Rhinopithicus Strykeri:

Awww
Also let's all take a moment to appreciate that the gay billionaire was able to find the one monkey that looks like a Patrick Nagel painting and name it after himself.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

Jon Stryker is a man whose family ran a company that sold medical equipment. They were quite sucessful, and Jon ended up amassing a fortune of 5.3 billion dollars. Jon is gay (both him and his husband are architects) and he uses his giant money piles to finance the Arcus Foundation, which throws money at queer-trans causes and monkey conservation (he actually has an endangered monkey species named after him, with the species name strykeri, I forget the genus). So why monkeys? Why trans? Are cybernetic gorilla drag queen super soldiers in our future? No one really knows, besides Jon Stryker.
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I will also give his husband props for this outfit. If you're gonna behave like a Batman villain, by God, start dressing like one.

They also look like Lex Luthor Jesus, I always find it creepy when Fags date men who look like them. As for his charity probably started a charity for the same reason Jimmy Savile did, I mean look at these dudes would you be shocked to find out there was a pipeline of young men funneled from the Charity to them.

 

[Julie Newmar]

Jon Stryker is a man whose family ran a company that sold medical equipment. They were quite sucessful, and Jon ended up amassing a fortune of 5.3 billion dollars. Jon is gay (both him and his husband are architects) and he uses his giant money piles to finance the Arcus Foundation, which throws money at queer-trans causes and monkey conservation (he actually has an endangered monkey species named after him, with the species name strykeri, I forget the genus). So why monkeys? Why trans? Are cybernetic gorilla drag queen super soldiers in our future? No one really knows, besides Jon Stryker.
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I will also give his husband props for this outfit. If you're gonna behave like a Batman villain, by God, start dressing like one.
Edit: Since staying on topic is but a distant memory at this point, I decided that I just had to find and add a picture of the monkey, Rhinopithicus Strykeri:
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Awww
Also let's all take a moment to appreciate that the gay billionaire was able to find the one monkey that looks like a Patrick Nagel painting and name it after himself.

That monkey looks like a hirsute Michael Jackson with Down’s syndrome