The Australian totalitarian megathread - She won't be right mate.

[yolotengo]

I hate the ABC so fucking much

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-12-30/blak-burlesque-bizzi-body-lavelle/106148190

Blak burlesque and its just a hefty overweight abo with sad saggy tits in a costume. Good lord.

 

[Roughly35RatsInAnEVASuit]

I have not threatened a single woman with rape in a week. I should write a self-help book

You should call it "My Struggle"

 

[Gimmick Account]

She is dressed (for now) as the green M&M, with a bright green outer shell and white, knee-high go-go boots.

Later the Queer Wakka Wakka and Arrernte burlesque dancer, known off-stage as Bizzi Lavelle, will strip down to green nipple tassels and not much else.

"I was working out if I wear brown underneath or if I keep it green. And then I thought 'If I take off the shell, I'm brown, so I don't need to be wearing brown underneath'," Lavelle tells ABC Radio National's Awaye!.

Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander readers are advised that this story contains the name of a person who has died.

holy shit i'm on the edge of my seat

edit: nevermind she didn't explode or anything, it was just talking about some old bitch

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

Just discovered pasito+vodka. It is SO FUCKING OVER for you traincucks

back in the days this shit used to be 99cents & you'd crack it take the first gut wrenching scull then top up with a little mini bottle of vodka you swiped from the bottle counter.
only 10% on it's own but a buck for about 6 drinks you weren't complaining a bit.

 

[neger psykolog]

I hate the ABC so fucking much

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-12-30/blak-burlesque-bizzi-body-lavelle/106148190

This article is fucking great.
"Blackfella burlesque" is so graciously stupid that it's funny and at least something the uberjeet driver will never comprehend in literally a billion years.

The funniest thing you can do is make sure "new Australians" are aware that we say "Blackfella burlesque" loud and proud in Australia and using such terminology is considered polite dinner conversation.

Edit: other popular Australian culture includes https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dwarf-tossing

 

[Scream Tail]

Yeah she looks as fat as most Arrente women I know. I didn't wanna hurt my eyes anymore by actually looking for more pics but I imagine she has skinny toothpick legs too. They have a phenotype.

Dunno what the fuck a Wakka Wakka is though. Sounds like a thing I'd call an Abbo in high school while trying not to have the teachers immediately notice my racism.

 

[Zaireeka]

(L/A)
Fucking MACHINE GUNS


(L/A)
There's gonna be a moment of silence for God's chosen, too. Why did I have to be born in Chinkney?

 

[Marche]

Just discovered pasito+vodka. It is SO FUCKING OVER for you traincucks

@Marche you in particular faggot. Meagan is love, meagan is life

calm down you homosexual

 

[Cat Funt]

Machine guns in case of nazi tatts

 

[Rekieta’s Broken Penis]

I hate the ABC so fucking much

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-12-30/blak-burlesque-bizzi-body-lavelle/106148190

Hateposting the ABC is my shtick! I liked this one. I’ve never seen an abo look like this (look at those cheekbones), I had to double take.


Decided to look the lady up and found out she’d been given the disney treatment. My ballsack is darker than her!


Also had a big chuckle at the airbrush treatment they must have given this actor. Imagine going from little piggy, to platinum blonde blaktivist, to being depicted on that poster.

 

[khaine]

I hate the ABC so fucking much

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-12-30/blak-burlesque-bizzi-body-lavelle/106148190

Burlesque is supposed to be sexy. A fat ugly woman is not sexy, regardless of race.

 

[Screamer_2]

So Aboriginal women is too race conscious, finds a hobby, focuses on her race to exclude herself. Then finds out it wasn't an issue? Completely blind to the fact her race has probably benefited her because she is given a pass for being overweight and not attractive. Which is actually the subtle racism of lowered expectations.

 

[neger psykolog]

Hateposting the ABC is my shtick! I liked this one. I’ve never seen an abo look like this (look at those cheekbones), I had to double take.
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Decided to look the lady up and found out she’d been given the disney treatment. My ballsack is darker than her!
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Also had a big chuckle at the airbrush treatment they must have given this actor. Imagine going from little piggy, to platinum blonde blaktivist, to being depicted on that poster.

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Wow these women have been whitewashed by whitefellas

 

[Rekieta’s Broken Penis]

Wow these women have been whitewashed by whitefellas

I actually think the ABC bronzed her up a tad

 

[neger psykolog]

I actually think the ABC bronzed her up a tad

I meant genetically. What a bad hand to be dealt, one of your parents fucked a white fella so you're not black enough anymore.

 

[Rekieta’s Broken Penis]

I meant genetically. What a bad hand to be dealt, one of your parents fucked a white fella so you're not black enough anymore.

That’s how it works in my head. Some people follow the 1 drop rule but Bruce Pascoe proved you can make do with delusion alone

 

[thefreshmaker]

Some people follow the 1 drop rule but Bruce Pascoe proved you can make do with delusion alone

There's more claiming to be Aboriginal Tasmanians today (6K to 23K) than were estimated to be around pre-contact (3K to 15K).

This is a massive population growth from the 4 in the 1860s and 0 in 1905, when the last died out.

 

[galah]

Dunno what the fuck a Wakka Wakka is though

 

[Marche]

This post came up on my TL from some gay leftist who has "Naarm" as his location in his bio and It sparked my memory that I saw these exact same demoralising anti-white posters up on Waymouth street in Adelaide about 4 weeks back.. who is putting these up? who is funding this?
I am sure they are popping up in every city if I spotted them in one of the lesser parts of Adelaide.

 

[Ariel]

back in the days this shit used to be 99cents & you'd crack it take the first gut wrenching scull then top up with a little mini bottle of vodka you swiped from the bottle counter.
only 10% on it's own but a buck for about 6 drinks you weren't complaining a bit.
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I still can't drink anything but dry whites and sparkling thanks to drinking '2 buck chuck' in my late teens.