💪 Tough Guys Cyrax / Chance J F Wilkins / Cyraxx Nation / Cyraxx / SKXRFACE / DJ Shadowblayde - From The Hills Have Eyes, infected penis, Retarded Dwarf with RAGE. Plagiarist & Liar. Failed polymath, wigger, rapper, juggalo. Grandma abuser. 3rd generation pedophile-rapist. Stuck a stylus up his ass. Sent his dick pics to a pedo hunter. + his trolls

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FaggotMaggot said:
I stopped watching that nerd after he made a big fuss and took a full minute to moralfag about somebody making fun of trannies in his chat. Not surprising to hear that the quality is falling off after that.
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Badlands0102 said:
Yes! I saw that too, pretty wack for a Cyraxx creator to get so bent out of shape over making fun of trannies and fags. The dude was a fan of his, and even super-chatted him; Morty was like, "You think I care about your money?" during his soapbox speech on inclusivity.
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For the love of fucking god take this shit to the kiwituber thread if it's not about Cyraxx. Unless it's a troll who is actively trying to fuck with Chance, there is literally zero reason to be using the Cyraxx thread to discuss your opinions on a youtuber.
 
Typhlosion Tuesdays said:
For the love of fucking god take this shit to the kiwituber thread if it's not about Cyraxx. Unless it's a troll who is actively trying to fuck with Chance, there is literally zero reason to be using the Cyraxx thread to discuss your opinions on a youtuber.
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I guess chalk it up to being new to posting here. So we can't talk about John John, WGH, or anyone covering Cyraxx in the Cyraxx thread? (not trying to be a dick, genuinely curious as again, I'm new around these parts and want to be compliant) Anywho, have a good one, my bad if I was in the wrong.
 
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Badlands0102 said:
I guess chalk it up to being new to posting here. So we can't talk about John John, WGH, or anyone covering Cyraxx in the Cyraxx thread? (not trying to be a dick, genuinely curious as again, I'm new around these parts and want to be compliant) Anywho, have a good one, my bad if I was in the wrong.
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No, you can talk about how creators are handling Raxx, but don’t sit here bitching about them and the way they do shit on their streams. There’s a “kiwituber” thread for that shit. We focus on Raxx, Raxxouts, Raxx Misery, and Raxx’s drgenerate behaviour here. Oh, and the threats he makes whilst exhibiting nothing but hypocritical goblin shit.
 
Darkstar_The_Angry said:
No, you can talk about how creators are handling Raxx, but don’t sit here bitching about them and the way they do shit on their streams. There’s a “kiwituber” thread for that shit. We focus on Raxx, Raxxouts, Raxx Misery, and Raxx’s drgenerate behaviour here. Oh, and the threats he makes whilst exhibiting nothing but hypocritical goblin shit.
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10/4 - Thanks for the clarification, will stay on point going forward.

PS
Fuck you Chance!
 
Man some really weird shit is going on with his voice during the last couple of raxxouts. I wonder if his vocal cords are just completely fried unless he tries harder than usual to sound gruff and threatening? All these years of screaming slurs at a giggling fat Jew and his amigos has to be doing a number on his voice lmao.

John John is definitely the closest to a Marty successor that we've had and I like him, but I've been listening to old Marty panel compilations in the background while I work recently and it occurred to me that a huge thing the current main trolls (SH, WGH, JJ) are missing, and I doubt will ever have, is the ability to turn around the dynamic and occasionally calm things down enough to have actual discussions with Raxx. I know raxxouts are what everyone wants at the end of the day, so getting those is great. But Marty had a unique dynamic with the goblin that no one else will probably ever have and some of the best insights into his strange life were from when Marty calmed things down and convinced him they were burying the hatchet or whatever.
 
Burn In Hell Burnell said:
Man some really weird shit is going on with his voice during the last couple of raxxouts. I wonder if his vocal cords are just completely fried unless he tries harder than usual to sound gruff and threatening? All these years of screaming slurs at a giggling fat Jew and his amigos has to be doing a number on his voice lmao.

John John is definitely the closest to a Marty successor that we've had and I like him, but I've been listening to old Marty panel compilations in the background while I work recently and it occurred to me that a huge thing the current main trolls (SH, WGH, JJ) are missing, and I doubt will ever have, is the ability to turn around the dynamic and occasionally calm things down enough to have actual discussions with Raxx. I know raxxouts are what everyone wants at the end of the day, so getting those is great. But Marty had a unique dynamic with the goblin that no one else will probably ever have and some of the best insights into his strange life were from when Marty calmed things down and convinced him they were burying the hatchet or whatever.
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I personally am of the ilk that Rax should be made miserable 24/7. He is a compulsive liar, so even if you get a buddy-buddy panel with him, anything he says is utter bullshit. Guess we all have our preferences when it comes to watching the trainwreck that is.
 
Chance would have to dig up his birth certificate or some old school documents to get his highscool records. Probably get a letter from a notary saying it's him. A whole bunch of paperwork due to not having a photo ID


However. an Employer can request these records with just an 'offical' company letterhead, and the individuals signature.
They don't get the full binder of records, but all the main stuff.

So if an Employer wanted to find out Chances school grades, they could (this won't be a problem for Chance)
 
NoodleFucker3000 said:
Chance could get work recycling glass, or cans or even after hours cleaning work. If Sally wasn't so fucking dented she could just go the any local charity and ask if they need help. Some poor bastard would look at the deformed goblin, feel pity would give him pocket chance to clean sidewalks.
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And he'd fuck it up or puss out within 10 min. of starting. At this point I think Chance is completely unemployable; he'd try to bully other slow-in-da-minds, would argue with whoever is supervising him over things that he's suppose to do, demand to be paid more for his work while half-assing it. No swearing on the job? Chance would be dropping the hard R as soon as he became frustrated. And if he's working around minors he'd be doing his damnedest to try and manipulate and abuse them.

At this point the only job Chance would be good at is being a goblin corpse in a ditch somewhere.
 
Coldgrip said:
And he'd fuck it up or puss out within 10 min. of starting. At this point I think Chance is completely unemployable; he'd try to bully other slow-in-da-minds, would argue with whoever is supervising him over things that he's suppose to do, demand to be paid more for his work while half-assing it. No swearing on the job? Chance would be dropping the hard R as soon as he became frustrated. And if he's working around minors he'd be doing his damnedest to try and manipulate and abuse them.

At this point the only job Chance would be good at is being a goblin corpse in a ditch somewhere.
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His only other career option is to become a prison bitch, but he’d probably fail at that too.
 
I've been seeing people saying that "Nightstalkers" the new buddy troll guy from William's stream the other night and John John's last night is Cassandra's husband in both of their chats comments and other Cyraxx spaces. I don't think her Facebook says anything about being married unless there's information I'm not privy to, as you may recall the only thing alluding to marriage was that she was engaged to someone named Tyler Beers in 2024. I bring this up because people don't understand that these people are trolling him and not his friends and immediately harass anyone they think are making him happy. I'm pretty positive Tyler's not this guy and isn't even with Cassandra anymore.

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This is Jay or "Nightstalkers." Take note of the hand tattoos.
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Here's Tyler purposing to Cassandra last year, let's take a closer look at his hands.
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I'm not entirely sure, but it doesn't look like his hands are tattooed here.
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This is his profile picture uploaded two days ago as of now. You can find it on Facebook but I cut out the woman next to him who appears to be his current wife or girlfriend because unrelated people don't need to be involved in this nonsense. The only other photo he has is him posing with his kids and I've omitted it for obvious reasons.

Anyways, I don't think he's the troll, I suppose there's always a chance I could be wrong but I'm pretty positive. He looks younger, not strung out and not tatted up. I know most Kiwis follow the golden rule and don't shit touch, but I also know that a bunch of people lurk this thread including foaming at the mouth retards who shoot first and ask questions never, so I thought it seemed important to point this out before people start harassing this random guy en masse because someone said he's the guy and he looks vaguely similar to him and was engaged to a troll almost two years ago.
 
"My guy, my dude"
Who taught him to start speaking like a fucking millennial artist this year? They should be given North Korean kin punishment and tried under the same crimes as Cyraxx.
 
A fucking gem from his Raxxout with John John

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Also some other notable screenshots of this creature. (warning: nightmare fuel)

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How is this thing real? The fucked up eyes, the unnaturally shaped hand, the fish mouth...
 
Wimmig said:
I hope someone plays the role of the judge and cosplays as one with the black robe, gavel and white wig and all that, with a big friend in the background standing silently behind the “judge” dressed as a bailiff to add to the believability to Raxx. Green screened to look like he’s presiding from a judge’s bench and courtroom, of course. The judge should make Raxx feel like he’s winning the court case through the majority of the trial, then at the end when the judge makes a final judgement: Raxx owes $40,500 in court costs and $1.5b in damages to WMFG Enterprises. If he freaks out at the judge, the judge should “find him in direct contempt of court with a 2 week jail sentence, no bond”, and give him 24 hours to turn himself into the local authorities to serve his time. That would probably cause a massive Raxxout, and if he threatens the “judge” they should inform him that a “SWAT team is heading to his house to arrest him” for the threats of a court official. Of course none of that will happen (unless some third party shit head SWATs Raxx) but Raxx most likely wouldn’t be able to comprehend he’s being fucked with if the acting and setup is on point.

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Coldgrip said:
And he'd fuck it up or puss out within 10 min. of starting. At this point I think Chance is completely unemployable; he'd try to bully other slow-in-da-minds, would argue with whoever is supervising him over things that he's suppose to do, demand to be paid more for his work while half-assing it. No swearing on the job? Chance would be dropping the hard R as soon as he became frustrated. And if he's working around minors he'd be doing his damnedest to try and manipulate and abuse them.

At this point the only job Chance would be good at is being a goblin corpse in a ditch somewhere.
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The only job Raxx would have been perfect for was the haunted house and he even fucked that up.
 
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