💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[AnOminous]

I haven't been following the latest Nick drama besides how he killed his dog. Does he still have an audience on locals? What happened to his sycophants?

He doesn't really have many. He's on an Ethan Ralph trajectory. Most of his followers are just there to laugh at him, and the ones who actually unironically follow him are legit retarded.

He should just give up

Where did this dumb faggot even get those shades? They're like something you buy off a Circle K spinner rack because the truckers are totally mogging you with their beams.

 

[Sneed Force One]

He has to be down bad if he's doing locals and membership only streams.

He's attempting to consolidate the remaining winemoms into a reliable viewerbase.
However, this murders his outreach, there is no chance of reaching the algorithm. The sub count will continue to bleed.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

All he'd have to do is dig a hole 4 feet deep---oh yeah, nvm, he's way too lazy for that.

Fuck that, if a Hefty bag on the curb was good enough for a skunk it's good enough for Sunni.

Still can't believe the utter insanity of bringing the dog's corpse back home for show and tell before disposing of it in a surely dignified manner. What the fuck is going on there?

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

At least Sunni passed with people who showed more compassion than Rekieta. Rip.

 

[Dipodomys]

I hope the vet insisted on a necropsy. A 6 year old dog dying is like a 30 year old person just keeling over. Did it drink bleach? How do you poison a dog to death with shit in your house?

Honestly, Sunny's living conditions have been observed by the fucking police. The dude drugged his daughter and now his pug is dead. If Minnesota weren't such a 3rd world shithole, someone might actually look into this.

 

[AnOminous]

Every time he turns his head to his right his haircut shows off how badly his hair is thinning. Even when he looks too far forward it shows.

HE'S MAD!
HE'S BALDING!
HE'S MALDING!

HE'S CARRYING A DEAD ANIMAL TO TAUNT HIS KIDS WITH!
HE'S A SICKO!
HE'S A WEIRDO!

 

[Canoodler]

I hope the vet insisted on a necropsy. A 6 year old dog dying is like a 30 year old person just keeling over. Did it drink bleach? How do you poison a dog to death with shit in your house?

I hear cocaine can kill a dog if it ingests a large enough quantity.

 

[AnOminous]

I hear cocaine can kill a dog if it ingests a large enough quantity.

Interesting, though. What "toxic substance" could a dog have gotten into while Nick was off getting fucked up the ass by niggers?

What "toxic substance" was literally lying all over the place to the point the cops raiding his house were basically saying "holy fuck there's cocaine all over the place?"

What "toxic substance" would a poor little dog come across in Nick's repulsive, polluted trap house?

 

[AncientPhosphur]

He's attempting to consolidate the remaining winemoms into a reliable viewerbase.
However, this murders his outreach, there is no chance of reaching the algorithm. The sub count will continue to bleed.

His chat was literally nuked afterwards. He also mentioned Vito while bringing up Kurt's bulletproof coffee video. He's clearly seething while Kurt is cleaning his kitchen (something Nick has never done). Also why does he let his daughter make cookies while leaving for the airport?

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Honestly, Sunny's living conditions have been observed by the fucking police. The dude drugged his daughter and now his pug is dead. If Minnesota weren't such a 3rd world shithole, someone might actually look into this.

Good luck, the Rekieta Crime Family controls Candyass County.

If you want to take them down we'll need a bull willing to go Donnie Brasco and take them down from the inside.

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

Fuck that, if a Hefty bag on the curb was good enough for a skunk it's good enough for Sunni.

Still can't believe the utter insanity of bringing the dog's corpse back home for show and tell before disposing of it in a surely dignified manner. What the fuck is going on there?

The double-Hefty funeral is legal for small animals in most states, too.

I don't believe his Dead Dog Chauffeur story for a minute. He needed an excuse for being late again and cooked up this dumb dead dog story in under 10 minutes, thinking he'd get that Old Yeller sympathy, and never considering that people would question the details of his very odd story.

 

[Dipodomys]

I can't get over it. This is a pug. It's 13 lbs soaking wet, its' head is 6 inches off the ground. This isn't a big dog jumping on the counter, or a little athletic dog ripping up the house and getting in trouble. It's a potato on stubby legs.

What the fuck do you have laying out on the floor of your home that can kill a young dog in the span of a day? CPS needs to get involved again, I'm not kidding. 6 year old dogs don't just fucking die. If this wasn't deliberate, or if the dog didn't just waste away from neglect, then there is something deadly just sitting on the fucking floor of the Rekieta house.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

I don't believe his Dead Dog Chauffeur story for a minute. He needed an excuse for being late again and cooked up this dumb dead dog story in under 10 minutes, thinking he'd get that Old Yeller sympathy, and never considering that people would question the details of his very odd story.

It does fit NPD to a tee.

He'd rather come up with some insane story to justify why he was late instead of saying "Fucked up, lost track of time. Sorry I'm late."

 

[Dude Snakes]

I know the hair cut doesn't help, but woah buddy. His hairline here.View attachment 8350837

Jesus Nick just shave it off.

 

[Captain Manning]

He said he was late today because he went to the vet to get the dog's body to bring it back to the house so the kids could say goodbye, then taking the body back to the vet for cremation.

That makes absolutely no sense. I have never heard anybody do anything like that before, and Nick does not give a shit about his kids.

I like the autopsy theory better. Maybe it's fanfiction, but at least it makes sense. Nick's fanfiction never makes sense. He is a horrible liar.

 

[Pentamidine]

Scarebro shared this screenshot on Twitter. I'm sharing it here because he's added YouTube and Locals membership counters to the ticker. 146 YouTube memberships - they're $2 a piece so $300 before Susan's cut, so about $200 total.

Absolutely abysmal. This guy used to make several thousand dollars per stream without even trying.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

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"What do you mean, close the bathhouses?"

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

The whole story about bringing the dog's body home doesn't make any sense. Wouldn't it make more sense to take the kids to the vet's office to see it, rather than chauffeurring a dead dog around town?? And, once he had it home, wouldn't it make more sense to bury the dog there? IIRC, he said they already had a "pet cemetery" on their property. All he'd have to do is dig a hole 4 feet deep---oh yeah, nvm, he's way too lazy for that.

When my doggo friend died earlier this year, the veterinarian explicitly advised me not to see his body while it was kept in the refrigerated container. The refrigeration process used to preserve his body altered his appearance in ways that an owner would likely find upsetting. I only saw him after the cremation team had prepared his body.

It was deeply sad, and they did such careful work that, even while looking at his lifeless body, I could almost imagine him barking in response to my presence and wagging his tail as he always did.

I do not know what the culture around pets is like in the Rekieta household. However, having children see their pet’s motionless body without any prior preparation could, I imagine, be deeply disturbing to them.

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

When my doggo friend died earlier this year, the veterinarian explicitly advised me not to see his body while it was kept in the refrigerated container. The refrigeration process used to preserve his body altered his appearance in ways that an owner would likely find upsetting. I only saw him after the cremation team had prepared his body.

I have a friend who was interning at the dog pound for his vet's license (a long time ago), and he said that when they got new employees, interns, and volunteers, they'd do a little shit test on them to weed out the ones who couldn't go the distance. They would take them back into the morgue area, whip out a dog popsicle, and ask them "What breed is this dog?" He said they looked absolutely horrifying even when they didn't have a mark on them. He answered "Chihuahua mix, long-haired", the guy standing next to him threw up in his mouth a little, and one girl ran out crying.

He enjoyed administering the same shit test in his veterinary clinic in later years, because it was very effective. Apparently a lot of people have fantasies about being the Florence Nightingale of pets, or think they spend all day cuddling cute animals rather than cleaning up their shit, forcing pills down their throats, and watching them die horribly. These was always at least one person who bolted for the door.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

The more logical holes you guys identify in Nick's utterly insane, profoundly retarded dog corpse story, the more it makes me laugh due to the sheer absurdity of this whole situation.