You Know What Grinds My Gears? - Things that personally piss you off

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Asian kid soyfacing like he's staring into the fifth dimension: "I made my own furry comic with THIS app.”

Hell yeah, finally some honesty. No more, “It optimized my workflow.” this is venture capitalists shaking a tin cup going, "it made a giraffe fuck a fox faster."
 
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Captain Syrup said:
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Asian kid soyfacing like he's staring into the fifth dimension: "I made my own furry comic with THIS app.”

Hell yeah, finally some honesty. No more, “It optimized my workflow.” this is venture capitalists shaking a tin cup.going, "it made a giraffe fuck a fox faster."
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That's why I always watch YouTube in browser for the ad-blocker, but I mostly download videos with 3rd party software (partly for adblocking and partly for archival).
 
  • People who ask you a question, then ask you to repeat the answer, then cut you off halfway through to remark on something they very clearly heard the first time.
  • "noone is illegal on stolen land" bumper stickers. Usually a dogshit driver who didn't even have the decency to make that the only reddit catchphrase on his fucking car.
Birthday Cat said:
explaining to over 90% of them that they shouldn't see a coke head waving a knife, or a literal cartel member wanting in, or mass muslims deciding texas looks good, and go "well shucks joe i gotta be a good neighbor, what are they gonna do, kill me?"
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Disastrous mindset, but the goal is for it to be the easiest path for the average Joe. Dissent results in either some 'activist' gutting your life in ways never known before, or a well-paid fed scribbling "HATE SPEECH" over everything you said and throwing you in prison for it.
 
The arguments I'm hearing about pro-immigration is giving me a headache. Like, they dance around the fact that the reason they don't want immigrants to leave is because "muh cheap labor". So they worry about having to get off their fat asses from their loungers and eat the repercussions of their mistakes based on their voting record and actually contribute to society. I'm just skimming over an article made by a doomer author who is crying about what America would be like with zero-immigration.

Know what it'd be like? Fucking bliss, that's what. Not having to go around stores, events and even parks having to feel pressured to understand and speak languages that isn't the official language of the country one was naturally born in. Not having to work jobs you were hired to do, fretting about being replaced by a foreign nigger who'll happily strain himself for less than what you make and you being the victim of affirmative action. That and you having to double your workload because the nigger can't understand anything and expects you to do everything he can't. Not having to buy products and go through so many print-outs and instructions that have to bother addressing numerous other languages.

Not having to sort through dozens of channels catering to latin, spanish and whatever else.

God forbid we as a country, decided to focus on ourselves for once and just because we do, then it's universally a 'nightmare' to everyone else. And that we're not wasting our resources to unappreciative pieces of shit who are walking byproducts of degrading generations of immigration who contribute to crime and other problems. Bad America, Bad! /sneed
 
I just want one jar of jam that doesn't include corn syrup. Motherfuckers keep adding corn syrup to everything.
 
The Last Stand said:
I had one YouTube ad roll about a pill to fix erectile dysfunction. And no, I've never looked up anything REMOTELY close to that.
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You're probably just in that demographic. You bought some hair-preserving shampoo at the store and scanned your points card and Skynet updated your digital clone: 'Men beginning to bald are older. Older men can get ED. Try floating an ED ad to The Last Stand. Last Stand is probably a reference to the last time he had an erection.'

Everyone has digital clones and the more accurate the ads are the more they have you pegged. Sometimes the ads aimed at me aren't even in English, so I know they don't have much to go off of. You'll know you're a ghost if they just resort to shoving tits and ass in your face to try and induce a click.
 
People who make mountains out of molehills, especially when it's because of an issue they never encountered and instead of investigating it they decide to moan and complain about a new situation arising and them having to READ and LEARN how to navigate the situation. Even worse when it's not actually an issue, but they consider it so because it's a New situation, and New is Bad.
 
Seeing a YouTuber trying to be oh-so-quirky by holding a tiny lapel microphone in their hand makes me irrationally angry.

Also when it's snowing, and the roads are in bad shape, and visibility is down to like a quarter-mile, and the niggers around you would apparently die if they slowed down or gave you some following distance. It should legal for every American to fire a gun at one other driver once per day, if that other driver is being enough of a prick. People might think twice about cutting you off in a snowstorm if they had to wonder if you still had your one bullet for the day.
internet friend said:
"Tuna fish". As opposed to what, tuna mammal? Tuna cacti? Tuna reptile?
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As opposed to salmon fish, bass fish, or swordfish fish, obviously.
nycifer said:
The arguments I'm hearing about pro-immigration is giving me a headache. Like, they dance around the fact that the reason they don't want immigrants to leave is because "muh cheap labor". So they worry about having to get off their fat asses from their loungers and eat the repercussions of their mistakes based on their voting record and actually contribute to society. I'm just skimming over an article made by a doomer author who is crying about what America would be like with zero-immigration.
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"They're just doing jobs Americans won't do!" is my favorite. Putting aside the fact that Americans absolutely will clean septic tanks and dig ditches and such, the whole argument is basically just, "We have these jobs that are so hard, dirty, thankless, and undignified that no self-respecting American will do them. Let's import these third-world brown people to do these jobs, it's not beneath them!" The people who make this argument are too dumb to see that they're arguing for the necessity of a race-based slave class.
 
moocow said:
It's incredible how the guilty fail to understand the innocent don't care about being filmed as they investigate or act against crime. He's not doing anything illegal -- filming him accomplishes nothing, especially because he's already filming too.

You see this shit all the time on police bodycams too -- every fucking retard whose friend or family member is being arrested for something stupid busts out their phones and starts recording the cops (and demanding "name and badge number!") as if it's going to magically stop the arrest or give them grounds to sue. It never works. But they still all do it anyway.

It's only people pulling shady shit who don't want to be observed in public.
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Those sort of people take the phenomenon of "the cameraman is unharmed" quite literally. They think that filming aggression automatically exonerates them from wrongdoing. Never mind that context needs to be considered to understand the full story.
 
This is going to be a difficult one to explain, but I've seen it numerous times - So bear with me.

A specific brand of autism mixed with attention seeking personality issues. Because they seek attention, they blow everything out of proportion. Because they're autistic, they don't know what's believable to a normal person or when the story they're selling you becomes blatantly absurd - nor do they comprehend how disconnected and unfitting their monotone delivery of such a story feels.

For example: Someone in a Discord server I occasionally observe, a furfag, casually mentioned that his dad "runs a sex cult, but is in denial about it." An obvious crazy statement to make. Someone replied, asking what exactly they meant, and the user went on to clarify. He said his dad has had 3 girlfriends in the last year. They were all emotionally vulnerable, gullible women that his father borrowed a lot of money from.

To a normal person, it just sounds like his dad is a deadbeat who uses chicks as credit cards. I can name about 20 people in my town just like that. I don't think any sane individual would describe these people as "sex cult leaders". The reason this grinds my gears is because people believe it. They tell these insane stories, they make mountains out of every molehill and of course portray themselves as the victim somehow, and people say how sorry they are for them. Even in my example, a few people replied things like "Glad you're not around him any more, cult leaders are scary business." There is no fucking sex cult. There is a deadbeat retard and his daddy-issue riddled furry son. And of course, running in the circles I run, I see this kind of thing so often. It's tiresome. I saw one furry try to convince everyone their mother was physically abusive, and their reasoning was that their mother "pretended to accidentally step on my foot. She does it all the time, and it's always on purpose." Yeah, sure, fear for your life because your mother is a klutz. Absolutely sane behavior.
 
Shart Attack said:
Also when it's snowing, and the roads are in bad shape, and visibility is down to like a quarter-mile, and the niggers around you would apparently die if they slowed down or gave you some following distance. It should legal for every American to fire a gun at one other driver once per day, if that other driver is being enough of a prick. People might think twice about cutting you off in a snowstorm if they had to wonder if you still had your one bullet for the day.
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I get tensed up so badly and constantly on edge during winter driving. I remembered early this month during a sudden winter storm that gave us a few inches of snow, plus some ice to go with it. And I had to go to work one night and there were about a handful of dipshits out on the road. One of them had the balls to block me a little ways to get into a lane that I would need to take, to get into an exit that is where my job is. And I was trying to be careful, got scared a few times when my vehicle started acting on its own by sliding with all of the slush, snow and ice that was on the road.

Managed to make it but I swear if that driver went where I was going and we were at my store's parking lot. I would've felt justified in actually beating the shit out of them for making me feel endangered that night. The stupid shit people decide to do when the roads are bad.
 
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