Iran Crisis & the 2026 War between Iran and the United States, Gulf States, and Israel - Please focus on news and coverage, not argumentation.

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Mister Fister

Mister Fister

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TLDR:
There apparently is a full-on revolt going on in Iran. Being covered by an Persian version of Steve.
Not to mention the water crisis in Iran, Theran has run out of water apparently.
 
Cheese Squeeze said:
I don't think iranians are going to fall for the usual glownigger monkeyshines when netanyahu is in washington right now trying to get trump to attack iran again.
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they dont give a shit about any of that except the jews bombing them again would be another thing piled on top of a shitty economy and no water in tehran (and not much more in many other places)
 
Basij/IRGC has allegedly opened fire on a protest in the town of Hamadan/Hamedan. This is what always happens. People protest, they get crushed, repeat. These protests are nothing compared to the ones in 2009, 2011-2012, and 2017-2018 that were also crushed. Something big will probably happen when Tehran's water crisis inevitably hits 'evacuate the fucking city' levels, but that something will be the Basij/IRGC crushing the people again
 
Please consult the meme
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I would love for Iran to be destroyed and for Persia to rise up back from its ashes. They are a natural ally to Europe against the Judeo-Sunni menace and have tons of oil and gas to sell. Persian zoomers could even revive Zoroastrianism instead of worshiping an Arab pedophile, I heard pisslam isnt popular among the affluent Tehran youth anymore.
But its 2026 so glowies would just turn it into another sodomy worshipping, borderless, globohomo economic zone, *sigh*.
Cant have nice things.
 
Guess the Iranian Ayatollah has to make another "Kill Israel and USA" speech. Those usually work. Still it's funny to see a country that deposed one dictator that opened to country to more Western rights replace with a dictator that introduced medieval Islam (well basically) nopw having revolts against said Islam. Imho the entire Middle East needs to get nuked. Or cleansed and settled by normal people
 
Balr0g said:
Guess the Iranian Ayatollah has to make another "Kill Israel and USA" speech.
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Yeah unless the younger generations find that all so tiresome as the Chinese guy from Empire of Dust might said. We could ask them what about China who treats Chinese muslims like the Huis and Uyghurs as second class citizens? I guess it'll be a long while before they add "Kill China" as well.
 
Chunky Salsa said:
To what end? If I got the shit kicked out of me...4? 4 times in a row by the same guy and his buddy, why the fuck would I go for a 5th?
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Let's use this analogy: Israel is Music Biz Marty, Islamist countries are Cyraxx.

The latter talks mad shit and rages out, gets bitchslapped in a real confrontation with the former, cries, and then goes back to the attic with weapons-grade copium about how it totally wasn't an L.
 
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