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🦊 Furry Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / ashkat724 / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*
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Lou's version is actually pretty decent by Bluesky standards. If you check the replies to the original skeet, basically all of the proposed names are either boring, or gay, or both boring and gay.
Notably, the closest suggestion to Lou's, "Make it Pho", fails even harder than Lou's did. ("pho", for those who don't live in hip urban communities like your average Bluesky American does, is pronounced "fuh", not "foh". As in "PHOck you Lou, you fat PHOck, get a PHOking job")
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The Cordon Bleu Maneuver
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Best of Boba Worlds
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Is Lou even that much of a Trekkie or is his Starfleet uniform another in his long list of skinsuits he squeezes himself into like a sausage when he thinks he's in good company?
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I'm pretty sure that nearly everything he does is a skinsuit. I believe his love of spaghetti is authentic, and his selfishness and greed are sincere. Beyond that? I dunno.
Like, for example, Lou's fetish: I'm willing to believe that Lou gets horny at the thought of muscles, boobs, and cocks, but I also think that the joy he gets from his tittycat habit is less about "sex", and more about "buying presents".
Lou says he's asexual, and while he's clearly a pervert, and thus not an asexual in the sense of having NO sex drive, I'm actually willing to believe that he's asexual in the broader sense of the term, in that his "sex drive" is completely decoupled from the act of sex itself. Unless most gooners, Lou doesn't seem to have any interest in waifus or fucking or doing sexy poses or even just interacting with characters other than himself; aside from the odd hornypost about Mommy Rhea Ripley, I don't think I've EVER seen Lou be a gooner to anything other than his own OC standing around, undergoing an AGP transformation.
It's like that scene in American Psycho, where Patrick Bateman is banging hookers, but spends the whole time looking at himself. Only without the hookers, or the banging, and Patrick isn't an over-achieving go-getter but rather a fat slob who lives in his mother's attic.
Point being, despite how much Lou tries to connect with gooners on the trannynet, Lou doesn't really seem like a gooner in the traditional sense. We know that most (if not all) of the joy in Lou's life comes from him buying presents for himself, and that the objects he gets don't matter so much as that fleeting moment of receiving a gift. And I think that carries over to Lou's gooner life as well; I think that, for Lou, it's less about jacking off to porn (I'd be shocked if he can even get it up nowadays, what with the state of his health), and more about that brief fleeting moment of receiving artwork of himself as a hypercock lion.
Masturbation is an afterthought, if it even occurs at all. NEW SHINY is what drives his habit.
It's like that scene in American Psycho, where Patrick Bateman is banging hookers, but spends the whole time looking at himself. Only without the hookers, or the banging, and Patrick isn't an over-achieving go-getter but rather a fat slob who lives in his mother's attic.
Point being, despite how much Lou tries to connect with gooners on the trannynet, Lou doesn't really seem like a gooner in the traditional sense. We know that most (if not all) of the joy in Lou's life comes from him buying presents for himself, and that the objects he gets don't matter so much as that fleeting moment of receiving a gift. And I think that carries over to Lou's gooner life as well; I think that, for Lou, it's less about jacking off to porn (I'd be shocked if he can even get it up nowadays, what with the state of his health), and more about that brief fleeting moment of receiving artwork of himself as a hypercock lion.
Masturbation is an afterthought, if it even occurs at all. NEW SHINY is what drives his habit.
Anyway, I can't check Lou's Disqus at the moment, but I suspect that's all he's doing lately, as he still hasn't posted any holiday updates yet. He did reskeet the following creepyass AGP meme, though:
Somehow, the whole empowerment/male feminist vibe makes it so much worse than it'd be had the tranny just stuck to "I wanna be humiliated by a goth mommy" like a normal gooner.
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Lou if you come for big tiddy goth girls I'm going to fight you. And it's not going to be some madcap whacky punch up. I'll beat you.
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You have my sword.
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And my rifle!
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See, expanding on the gooner thing, I don't think Lou would even WANT to do anything with a big titty goth gf, even if by some bizarre combination of luck and online prostitution he had the chance.
Many lolcows are intensely lonely people with complex interpersonal issues. Chris' Lovequest is the stuff of legend; Rekieta is so burnt out on hedonism that it seems like he can no longer derive joy unless he's swapping wives on a pile of cocaine; Graeme Kelly just wants surrogate parents to come in and pay attention to him at random hours of the day; ADF Phil burnt himself out on increasingly more desperate and pathetic relationships, going from desperate stalker to a trooncuck so broken that a fat drunken bald man was forcing him to sleep on his own couch; Russ Greer is so lonely he'll sue you in hopes of getting a date; hell even Nick Bates was looking for a connection, although in his case, it manifested in molestation and shit-eating.
Lou, though, you never see him talk about finding a wife or a girlfriend or simply some impressionable kid to groom on Discord. He doesn't even seem to want sex. Not even in his fantasies.
Obviously, Lou's never going to come for the big tiddy goths, but it's not just a case of Lou being too pathetic to get off his ass and go talk to a goth girl / fire up a dating app / blow money on OnlyFans / make an AI girlfriend.
Going after big tiddy goths would require that Lou give a shit about something other than himself, and he just can't. It's physically impossible for him to do so. He's a terminal narcissist who cannot register anything beyond Lou. Unless HE'S turning into a big tiddy goth himself - which is probably something Lou is serious about wanting - it's all just skinsuiting. It's all just some performative thing that Lou trots out from time to time, in order to convince his fellow troons that he's One Of Them, and hey, can I get $50 to pay the heat bill this money, please? I can't get a big tiddy goth gf if my house is freezing, sigh sigh, gonna go to sleep and never wake up...
Many lolcows are intensely lonely people with complex interpersonal issues. Chris' Lovequest is the stuff of legend; Rekieta is so burnt out on hedonism that it seems like he can no longer derive joy unless he's swapping wives on a pile of cocaine; Graeme Kelly just wants surrogate parents to come in and pay attention to him at random hours of the day; ADF Phil burnt himself out on increasingly more desperate and pathetic relationships, going from desperate stalker to a trooncuck so broken that a fat drunken bald man was forcing him to sleep on his own couch; Russ Greer is so lonely he'll sue you in hopes of getting a date; hell even Nick Bates was looking for a connection, although in his case, it manifested in molestation and shit-eating.
Lou, though, you never see him talk about finding a wife or a girlfriend or simply some impressionable kid to groom on Discord. He doesn't even seem to want sex. Not even in his fantasies.
Obviously, Lou's never going to come for the big tiddy goths, but it's not just a case of Lou being too pathetic to get off his ass and go talk to a goth girl / fire up a dating app / blow money on OnlyFans / make an AI girlfriend.
Going after big tiddy goths would require that Lou give a shit about something other than himself, and he just can't. It's physically impossible for him to do so. He's a terminal narcissist who cannot register anything beyond Lou. Unless HE'S turning into a big tiddy goth himself - which is probably something Lou is serious about wanting - it's all just skinsuiting. It's all just some performative thing that Lou trots out from time to time, in order to convince his fellow troons that he's One Of Them, and hey, can I get $50 to pay the heat bill this money, please? I can't get a big tiddy goth gf if my house is freezing, sigh sigh, gonna go to sleep and never wake up...
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I've said it before but I think Lou's sexuality has been warped by exposure to weird furry pornography from a very young age. Denise doesn't seem to be a very attentive parent, she probably left him on his own with a 56k internet connection when he was a young teenager and left him there as it kept him out of the way. And the result has been the usual fetish escalation of the porn addict - it has to be weirder, more extreme, otherwise it's just not exciting any more.
I think Lou has long lost any sexual interest in actual people - being blasted by a firehose of extreme and weird pornography from puberty will do that to a person, especially if they're unintelligent and prone to addiction. Lou is a massive addict, not just porn but food, electronics, and insulting people on the internet. He is a complete dopamine slave, and that's what's led to this treadmill of increasingly more bizarre sexual preferences until he leaves humanity behind.
His one persistent fetish has been autogynephilia, all his "writing" is the same story of some guy who gets transformed unwillingly into a big titty tiger. So it's no wonder he likes that image of the man forcibly feminised by a powerful woman (in his writings it's usually a goddess or superheroine who does this to his self-insert). But even in his transformation stories, what he gets turned into has become progressively weirder. There was a 6-titted tiger woman. Crotch boobs. Ludicrous muscles. Even his own autoerotic fantasy has pretty much left his own species, or anything recognisable as erotic art, far behind.
Lou's sexuality is now just a collection of fetishes. Sometimes quite literally. You are correct in that he is not interested in actual people. Not even in the most shallow way. He likes parts of people. He has fetishes for various body parts, and he likes them so big and in such strange places that the result (at least for me) can no longer be parsed as an anthropomorphic form. Remember, Lou finds THIS erotic:
Look at that fucking thing. It took the thread several posts to work out what we were even fucking looking at - it's a view taken from above of a ... thing lying on its back, on a couch. That abomination against all that is good and holy couldn't even stand up. You can't even imagine yourself having sex with it because there would be no possible way any coitus could take place. For most, the idea of erotic art is to look at the subject and think "I'd like to have sex with that" and then imagining yourself doing so. But you can't with that thing. Its nipples are bigger than its head. Its testicles are so big it would pop them if it ever tried to stand. Its tits are so big that its arms couldn't reach past the end of them. Its dick is so big that if it ever got an erection the loss of blood flow to the brain would make it have a stroke. That is not a piece of art that you're supposed to imagine having sex with. What it is is a teratoma of fetishized body parts jammed together in a way that no longer even echoes the human form. Most of us would fantasise about a girl with big tits. Lou just fantasises about disembodied tits, disembodied tits nailed to a giant disembodied penis, crotch boobs, testicles, claws, muscles. Doesn't matter where or in what order. They don't need to be attached to a sentient being, in fact that's a turn off because Lou hates people.
This is the sexuality of a solipsist. A sexuality that doesn't require other sentient beings, just being surrounded by fetish objects. The only (barely) sentient being in Lou's fantasies is Lou. If a girl is required (I do think that Lou is fundamentally straight) then Lou turns into the girl, that way he doesn't have to talk to her. Just become the gf, the classic Incel-AGP pipeline. He doesn't really have enough of a theory of mind to conjure an erotic fantasy involving anyone else. He doesn't know how sex, romance or relationships work, and like everything else he doesn't know he's not interested in learning. So his sexuality has devolved as to make any kind of interaction with other beings superfluous.
I think Lou has long lost any sexual interest in actual people - being blasted by a firehose of extreme and weird pornography from puberty will do that to a person, especially if they're unintelligent and prone to addiction. Lou is a massive addict, not just porn but food, electronics, and insulting people on the internet. He is a complete dopamine slave, and that's what's led to this treadmill of increasingly more bizarre sexual preferences until he leaves humanity behind.
His one persistent fetish has been autogynephilia, all his "writing" is the same story of some guy who gets transformed unwillingly into a big titty tiger. So it's no wonder he likes that image of the man forcibly feminised by a powerful woman (in his writings it's usually a goddess or superheroine who does this to his self-insert). But even in his transformation stories, what he gets turned into has become progressively weirder. There was a 6-titted tiger woman. Crotch boobs. Ludicrous muscles. Even his own autoerotic fantasy has pretty much left his own species, or anything recognisable as erotic art, far behind.
Lou's sexuality is now just a collection of fetishes. Sometimes quite literally. You are correct in that he is not interested in actual people. Not even in the most shallow way. He likes parts of people. He has fetishes for various body parts, and he likes them so big and in such strange places that the result (at least for me) can no longer be parsed as an anthropomorphic form. Remember, Lou finds THIS erotic:
Look at that fucking thing. It took the thread several posts to work out what we were even fucking looking at - it's a view taken from above of a ... thing lying on its back, on a couch. That abomination against all that is good and holy couldn't even stand up. You can't even imagine yourself having sex with it because there would be no possible way any coitus could take place. For most, the idea of erotic art is to look at the subject and think "I'd like to have sex with that" and then imagining yourself doing so. But you can't with that thing. Its nipples are bigger than its head. Its testicles are so big it would pop them if it ever tried to stand. Its tits are so big that its arms couldn't reach past the end of them. Its dick is so big that if it ever got an erection the loss of blood flow to the brain would make it have a stroke. That is not a piece of art that you're supposed to imagine having sex with. What it is is a teratoma of fetishized body parts jammed together in a way that no longer even echoes the human form. Most of us would fantasise about a girl with big tits. Lou just fantasises about disembodied tits, disembodied tits nailed to a giant disembodied penis, crotch boobs, testicles, claws, muscles. Doesn't matter where or in what order. They don't need to be attached to a sentient being, in fact that's a turn off because Lou hates people.
This is the sexuality of a solipsist. A sexuality that doesn't require other sentient beings, just being surrounded by fetish objects. The only (barely) sentient being in Lou's fantasies is Lou. If a girl is required (I do think that Lou is fundamentally straight) then Lou turns into the girl, that way he doesn't have to talk to her. Just become the gf, the classic Incel-AGP pipeline. He doesn't really have enough of a theory of mind to conjure an erotic fantasy involving anyone else. He doesn't know how sex, romance or relationships work, and like everything else he doesn't know he's not interested in learning. So his sexuality has devolved as to make any kind of interaction with other beings superfluous.
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Even with this help I still have no fucking idea what I'm looking at. I can make out tits but that's about it.
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It's not often I feel the need to draw a diagram to explain porn, but it took forever for my brain to resolve it and it took help from other posters:
Couch in black, limbs in blue, naughty bits in red.
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Thank you for your service. I never would have figured that out.
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Yeah, having seen many pieces of furry art over the years, that's more or less what I'd say was going to say, too. Hypermuscle, oversized animal person with huge tits and even huger balls, looking up from the couch and cumming on the floor with his horror-penis.
I don't really understand the cock, though. It's funny, because despite how huge it is, its proportions are still almost like a chode - that is, a penis so small that it appears to be wider than it is long (and in this case, shorter than any single one of his balls). Part of that might be a poor job at foreshortening, since the dick seems to be flopping downward to cum on the floor, but even with the most generous interpretation it still has the relative proportions of a fairly small cock.
I'm also not sure what the lines of balls along the underside of the dick are supposed to be, but I don't want to look it up because I have a bad feeling that it's some weird piece of obscure animal anatomy and frankly I do not want to learn more than I have to about animal dicks.
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The "lines of balls" are definitely supposed to be under-shaft piercings, but they're so blown out of proportion because of the cock that they don't read as such at-scale.
Also it's not just the foreshortening that's fucked. I'm pretty sure if you laid down on a couch like that then tried to press your free foot down on the floor like that right foot is you'd pull a muscle trying to flatten the sole, but now that I've said it I'm not sure if that thing is supposed to be incredibly tall or not.
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See, I don't think he's actually attracted to the eldritch horror; I think it's just his version of fake it till you make it. He and Kevin Gibes are similar in that way, both being profoundly unsexual people who pretend to have far-out fetishes to keep up appearances and cater to the people they want to like them. The big difference, of course, is that Kevin is committed to the bit, while Lou is a lot more scattershot about it and only remembers his supposed fetishes when the subject comes up.
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Lou overspent by a tiny bit for Christmas, so could have some money? Please?
No such thing as too many swords:
And finally, not sure what this is about (thanks, Lou The Writer). It sounds like he's saying he got in a fight with his mom, and "the person he makes money for, and begs money to buy stuff for" called him lazy.
He doesn't make money, and his begs are always for himself, but my best guess is that Lou got in a fight with Denise (possibly over blowing his Christmas money on presents for himself?) and then Shield, the only other prop in Lou's begposts, called him lazy. Which would be honestly pretty based and the best possible outcome for any Gagliardi Christmas, ever.
Not sure about the trannies Lou @s, but maybe they sent Lou money, or maybe they talked him out of suicide after Shield called him out, idk.
Remember, Lou: Shield is getting older, almost old enough to take his place as the man of the house, and he's gonna be much, MUCH bigger than you soon. Coach may be too sick to keep you in line, and Denise too motherly and soft, but you better believe the young lion is taking notes, and well, you know what young lions do to their fat old tormenters...
No such thing as too many swords:
And finally, not sure what this is about (thanks, Lou The Writer). It sounds like he's saying he got in a fight with his mom, and "the person he makes money for, and begs money to buy stuff for" called him lazy.
He doesn't make money, and his begs are always for himself, but my best guess is that Lou got in a fight with Denise (possibly over blowing his Christmas money on presents for himself?) and then Shield, the only other prop in Lou's begposts, called him lazy. Which would be honestly pretty based and the best possible outcome for any Gagliardi Christmas, ever.
Not sure about the trannies Lou @s, but maybe they sent Lou money, or maybe they talked him out of suicide after Shield called him out, idk.
Remember, Lou: Shield is getting older, almost old enough to take his place as the man of the house, and he's gonna be much, MUCH bigger than you soon. Coach may be too sick to keep you in line, and Denise too motherly and soft, but you better believe the young lion is taking notes, and well, you know what young lions do to their fat old tormenters...
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