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Are you a big fan of french fries/chips drenched in gravy? Does the sport of hockey set your heart aflutter? Do you have a favourite touque that you wear religiously each winter? Are you a-okay with your government continuously bowing to the whims of angry Swampaires in Quebec? Do you find yourself constantly craving even MORE movies, tv shows, documentaries, and news stories detailing the dreadfully boring lives of the stone age morons known as "First Nations People" or, more appropriately, the Chugs?

Yes? Then this thread is for YOU!

Good Lord, it's a dystopian mess:


Canuckistan, do better. Be like Florida.


 
Our country reeks of trees.
Our yaks are really large
And they smell like rotting beef carcasses.

And we have to clean up after them
And our saddle sores are the best.
We proudly wear women's clothing
And searing sand blows up our skirts.

 
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“What is the charge? Eating a seal?? A succulent arctic seal?!?”

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Dan Aykroyd is Canadian. I tried finding this really old clip of him on Fox News or CNN flipping shit. He started schitzoposting about how space aliens needed to be brought to justice in a court of law. Sadly I think it's lost to time. (:_(
 
Wuhan Wet Market said:
why was the food in canada so atrociously bland?
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Because it's a bland country. If it weren't for the fact that you can drink unsupervised there at age 19, a trip to Toronto for me as a kid would have been as interesting as a trip to Pittsburgh. Canada is the least fascinating country in the world. Imagine taking 40 million people from arbitrary places around the world, plopping them down in a cold place, putting them in cubicles working for American firms, standard issue homes and Honda Civics, and a polite littering of IKEAS, Zaras, shopping malls, and parking lots. Now add all the perfunctory civic things like a 'Museum', ‘Opera House’ where nothing new happens. Now you have Canada.

Canada is proof of multicultural failure. Tokyo alone has 170 Michelin star restaurants. The entire country of Canada has 38 (the same number of Tokyo restaurants that have more than one Michelin star). What you get is safety, stability, total lack of culture, and nothing original, everything a pedestrian mediocrity. Ironically, what you don't get are new ideas. Canada is the bland Americanized suburb of he world, a highly functional UN refugee camp, the size of a nation.

Everything runs ‘reasonably well’, which is admittedly a monumental achievement of sorts, but that's all you get. If Canada were wiped off the map, history wouldn't skip a beat. It's a place for warm bodies to exist.
 
Magicicada_septendecula said:
Because it's a bland country. If it weren't for the fact that you can drink unsupervised there at age 19, a trip to Toronto for me as a kid would have been as interesting as a trip to Pittsburgh. Canada is the least fascinating country in the world. Imagine taking 40 million people from arbitrary places around the world, plopping them down in a cold place, putting them in cubicles working for American firms, standard issue homes and Honda Civics, and a polite littering of IKEAS, Zaras, shopping malls, and parking lots. Now add all the perfunctory civic things like a 'Museum', ‘Opera House’ where nothing new happens. Now you have Canada.

Canada is proof of multicultural failure. Tokyo alone has 170 Michelin star restaurants. The entire country of Canada has 38 (the same number of Tokyo restaurants that have more than one Michelin star). What you get is safety, stability, total lack of culture, and nothing original, everything a pedestrian mediocrity. Ironically, what you don't get are new ideas. Canada is the bland Americanized suburb of he world, a highly functional UN refugee camp, the size of a nation.

Everything runs ‘reasonably well’, which is admittedly a monumental achievement of sorts, but that's all you get. If Canada were wiped off the map, history wouldn't skip a beat. It's a place for warm bodies to exist.
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True, though it's still rightfully American soil.

Return our Tim Horton's collection at once, you forsaken leafs.
 
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Munchin' on Some Grindage said:
Dan Aykroyd is Canadian. I tried finding this really old clip of him on Fox News or CNN flipping shit. He started schitzoposting about how space aliens needed to be brought to justice in a court of law. Sadly I think it's lost to time. (:_(
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Watched "Trading Places" on the 26th, never knew that. Thought "Aykroyd" was some weird NY kike last name.
 
Tranada is a failed state. All of the same problems as the US with none of the good things. If the Canadian people had any sense, they would have revolted against their government that threw them overboard twenty or thirty years ago and founded a system that puts Canadians first.

Instead, Canada's "leaders" invite infinity Jeets and other third-worlders in to benefit from the largesse of the Canadian government while Canadian citizens who have roots that go back for centuries are shit on and told that they are the problem.

Just as is the case in the US, the people in charge have sold out your children's future, and half of your country cheered them on while they did so. But at least Americans have the Bill of Rights. We can call troons a bunch of mentally-ill sexual degenerates without ending up in front of some faggy "human rights tribunal" for daring to say out loud what everyone is thinking. And the Second Amendment ensures that in most states we have the right to use our guns to defend ourselves with deadly force, as well as keep the King of England out of our face.
 
Magicicada_septendecula said:
Canada is proof of multicultural failure. Tokyo alone has 170 Michelin star restaurants. The entire country of Canada has 38 (the same number of Tokyo restaurants that have more than one Michelin star).
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Trying not to be  too pedantic, but this isn't really a fair comparison. Michelin goes by city, not country, and the only two Canadian cities to invite their critics (Vancouver and Toronto) have a combined population less than a fourth of Tokyo's. Basically anybody who's spergy enough about fine dining to keep up with Michelin also knows that Tokyo and Kyoto are near the top of the food-sperg bucket list. Japan in general is known for its local cuisine, and Tokyo and Kyoto in particular are known as  the places in Japan where the best chefs go when they hit it big. This would be like comparing poker players in Vegas and Atlantic City to players in New York and Los Angeles. Probably a lot of good ones there, but the absolute best all migrate to Vegas/Atlantic City and Tokyo/Kyoto, even from nearby countries if they're able.
 
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JULAY said:
But at least Americans have the Bill of Rights. We can call troons a bunch of mentally-ill sexual degenerates without ending up in front of some faggy "human rights tribunal" for daring to say out loud what everyone is thinking.
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"muh freeze peach"
Your bill of rights means literally diddly fucking dick. It's been ignored and pissed on by politicians for centuries. If you want modern examples just look at Alex Jones or Dear Feeder getting fucked over for what amounts to speech. One raped for a billion dollars the other being the closest thing to completely unpersoned.
JULAY said:
And the Second Amendment ensures that in most states we have the right to use our guns to defend ourselves with deadly force
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Until you shoot a feral nigger, then suddenly the entire country turns against you. As for opposing the tyranny of the government, conservacucks have been larping about muh guns for decades.
Face it, you're just as fucked as the maple leaf faggots.
 
BONECRUSHER said:
"muh freeze peach"
Your bill of rights means literally diddly fucking dick. It's been ignored and pissed on by politicians for centuries. If you want modern examples just look at Alex Jones or Dear Feeder getting fucked over for what amounts to speech. One raped for a billion dollars the other being the closest thing to completely unpersoned.

Until you shoot a feral nigger, then suddenly the entire country turns against you. As for opposing the tyranny of the government, conservacucks have been larping about muh guns for decades.
Face it, you're just as fucked as the maple leaf faggots.
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Found the Canuck.
 
The fact Ontario still buys milk in bags when Western Canada abandoned that shit in like the early 90s / 80s is proof Ontarians are sub human nigger cattle and the only solution is a tactical thermonuclear bombardment. Every single thing you hate about Canada is caused by Ontarians.
 
I'm fairly certain this thread is being watched by Carney himself to round up the hosers who dare question the invasion of Canadian cities by India and China.
If you speak out against pedophiles/extremists, crack a Hitler joke, or even leave a drawing of a fire diamond unfinished, you'll spend two years in prison for hate propaganda. At the very least you aren't a politician and as such probably won't be publicly threatened over it.
If you are from Quebec please disregard this warning and consider moving away from Diet France.
TroonsDid911 said:
Every single thing you hate about Canada is caused by Ontarians.
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One exception: British Columbia was enabling homeless heroin addicts long before Toronto ever tried.
Fortunately, the exemption that allows you to have 2.5 grams of fentanyl in your home (or tent/cardboard box if you're the target audience and can't stop shooting up long enough to get an apartment somewhere) is going to expire in January. Pray HC has the good sense to let it die.
 
Federally Funded Farmhand said:
I'm fairly certain this thread is being watched by Carney himself to round up the hosers who dare question the invasion of Canadian cities by India and China.
If you speak out against pedophiles/extremists, crack a Hitler joke, or even leave a drawing of a fire diamond unfinished, you'll spend two years in prison for hate propaganda. At the very least you aren't a politician and as such probably won't be publicly threatened over it.
If you are from Quebec please disregard this warning and consider moving away from Diet France.

One exception: British Columbia was enabling homeless heroin addicts long before Toronto ever tried.
Fortunately, the exemption that allows you to have 2.5 grams of fentanyl in your home (or tent/cardboard box if you're the target audience and can't stop shooting up long enough to get an apartment somewhere) is going to expire in January. Pray HC has the good sense to let it die.
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You can thank Vancouver for that shit. Metropolises create left wing bugpeople. The 50 year old woman working as a waitress serving a bunch of loggers in Castlegar probably hates niggers and globohomo as much as your average Kiwi Farmer.
 
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