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If you really had to who would you sex?

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There's a pair of famous quotes from Fyodor Dostoevsky that I think summarize this thread quite well:

"To be acutely self-conscious is a terrible disease."
-Notes from the Underground

“Above all, don't lie to yourself. The man who lies to himself and listens to his own lie comes to a point that he cannot distinguish the truth within him, or around him, and so loses all respect for himself and for others. And having no respect he ceases to love.”
-The Brothers Karamazov
 
Incel views it as a compliment if a woman gets raped.
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Morose_Obesity said:
This shit is gold:https://www.reddit.com/r/Incels/comments/6g5zix/how_do_you_sit_at_the_cinema/
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The best is how the virgin gets an Iced Tea instead of a coke to prevent loud belching during the movie. Okay, that makes a lotta sense. So instead of controllable burping that you can keep quiet, he's sucking down Iced Tea, which is guaranteed to make you get up to piss at least 100 times during the movie, bothering everyone as you have to walk through the aisle to get to the restroom.
 
Coleman Francis said:
The best is how the virgin gets an Iced Tea instead of a coke to prevent loud belching during the movie. Okay, that makes a lotta sense. So instead of controllable burping that you can keep quiet, he's sucking down Iced Tea, which is guaranteed to make you get up to piss at least 100 times during the movie, bothering everyone as you have to walk through the aisle to get to the restroom.
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Maybe if he gave up shitty sugary drinks altogether he'd look healthier and get more dates.
 
Alec Benson Leary said:
Maybe if he gave up shitty sugary drinks altogether he'd look healthier and get more dates.
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I only rate you optimistic, Alec, due to my belief that even if these silly, damaged gooses were able to somehow overcome their crippling laziness and self-worth issues, they'd still be quite reetarded and turn off any potential dates by being complete spazzes who most females would never give the time of day.

What makes it even more pathetic is the fact that lazy, broke, guys have more success in the dating world than these dopes.
 
Coleman Francis said:
The best is how the virgin gets an Iced Tea instead of a coke to prevent loud belching during the movie. Okay, that makes a lotta sense. So instead of controllable burping that you can keep quiet, he's sucking down Iced Tea, which is guaranteed to make you get up to piss at least 100 times during the movie, bothering everyone as you have to walk through the aisle to get to the restroom.
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Farting and belching in movies is the only fun I have sometimes, also taking giant pisses in public bathrooms. These guys gotta learn to live it up!
 
Are they talking about going to the movies for a first date? Because an activity where you sit in a dark room and aren't supposed to talk to or look at each other isn't really a good idea for a first date.
 
Alec Benson Leary said:
Are they talking about going to the movies for a first date? Because an activity where you sit in a dark room and aren't supposed to talk to or look at each other isn't really a good idea for a first date.
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They're likely hoping to pull the yawn-loudly-while-sneakily-putting-your-arm-on-her-shoulder thing.

This shit is why Adam Sandlers-grade romantic comedies should be made illegal.
 
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These people make my head explode. I've thrown a hot dog at a date during a movie and we had a good time. There's no fucking rules for this shit. You either get along with your date and have sex after or you act like a fucking dumbass with a checklist for how to get the pussy best and cry on the internet after.
 
Alec Benson Leary said:
Bioware games with their press-x-to-romance-option might be a higher priority target.
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Actually if you take a look at the Mass Effect trilogy for example Shepard is a badass alpha male, so it kind of makes sense everything that can walk wants to suck his transhuman cock.

Those shitty romantic comedies on the other hand almost always show your typical ugly nerd with no social skills get the hot cheerleader at the end of the movie, complete with the Chad getting his comeuppance and being publicly shamed. Bonus points if the nerd didn't improve in any way, the chick was the one who had to do all the work and the Chad's sole crime was being attractive and having an active social life.

I'm pretty sure American Pie was more toxic to those tards' sex life than any Chad.
 
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