Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

[God of Nothing]

We should all have gay sex. @God of Nothing, @Computer God Autism, @LORD IMPERATOR, @LovisXVI, @draggs, etc.

clearly, when the discussion becomes about who's best girl the people taking part must be homosexuals
you're either a woman or a fag

oh, i didn't see the other post
wow, that's super gay

 

[draggs]

i was gonna say i dont think it's even implied that palpy had his way with mara jade

but then i remembered there's a line in one of the novels where mara makes a joke about calling luke "emperor" in bed

palpy totally hit that

idk what's more embarrassing, that or luke pretty much admitting that sometimes they'd switch and mara would dominate him instead

luke skywalker being into bdsm really doesnt feel like it fits star wars

 

[God of Nothing]

but then i remembered there's a line in one of the novels where mara makes a joke about calling luke "emperor" in bed

married her and she's still thinking about another man in bed

 

[draggs]

married her and she's still thinking about another man in bed

OOF. sorry, rebel scum. empire won. keep taking lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

[God of Nothing]

OOF. sorry, rebel scum. empire won. keep taking lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

i mean, the st did all but outright prove the empire was the best thing for the galaxy

 

[Prince Loki]

i mean, the st did all but outright prove the empire was the best thing for the galaxy

The Legacy Comics proved that, the Fel Empire rocks.

 

[LovisXVI]

The Legacy Comics proved that, the Fel Empire rocks.

Reminds me, that you are all WRONG, and the best Star Wars waifu is Marasiah Fel. Best comic, best Empire, best girl.

 

[Computer God Autism]

Luke landed Mara, Revan landed Bastila, who won more? Don't count the Denningverse as Canon.

Revan by far. Bastila is less psychotic and would wear the slave bikini.

She also didn't get killed off by a vindictive harpie.

 

[Übertroon]

Bastila is less psychotic

Between being arrogant, mother issues, distrustful, and poorly resisting her own desires she honestly came off as unstable and a bit crazy in Kotor.
Unfortunately I like a bit crazy

 

[Grave Ghost]

It was so funny how Disney shills spent 6 years trash talking the EU because of Palpatine returning, then suddenly, somehow Palpatine has returned

"Its like poetry... It rhymes."

 

[chocolatebargalileo]

In Children of the Jedi it is revealed that Palpatine had concubines, iirc.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Thread theme song:

 

[God of Nothing]

In Children of the Jedi it is revealed that Palpatine had concubines, iirc.

>evil emperor of the galaxy
>believes in a philosophy of doing whatever the fuck you want in the non-stop conflict of existence through harnessing passion
>not having a harem
this is a position only retards on twitter would take up

"I know he blew up an entire planet, but he would never condone or work with people who rape," type shit

 

[Mr. Racewar1488]

>evil emperor of the galaxy
>believes in a philosophy of doing whatever the fuck you want in the non-stop conflict of existence through harnessing passion
>not having a harem
this is a position only retards on twitter would take up

"I know he blew up an entire planet, but he would never condone or work with people who rape," type shit

When Windu reflected his force lightning it went straight to his balls and blew them up. That's why he didn't have a harem of Twi'lek hotties.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

When Windu reflected his force lightning it went straight to his balls and blew them up. That's why he didn't have a harem of Twi'lek hotties.

Ironic considering that Windu probably has six baby mommas himself.

 

[God of Nothing]

Ironic considering that Windu probably has six baby mommas himself.

what did lucas mean by this????

 

[Computer God Autism]

Thread theme song:

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I have the flu right now and this sent me into a coughing fit.

 

[draggs]

the EU definitely leaned into palpy having a bunch of concubines and mistresses. ysanne isard, triclops' mom (not trioculus' lol), roanda ismire etc.

the idea of monster mash doing the graveyard smash makes me wanna puke

 

[Computer God Autism]

the idea of monster mash doing the graveyard smash makes me wanna puke

 

[demicolon]

We should all have gay sex. @God of Nothing, @Computer God Autism, @LORD IMPERATOR, @LovisXVI, @draggs, etc.

IS THERE SOMEONE YOU FORGOT TO ASK?!
Jealous, femoids? Look at all the sex we have without you!