💪 Tough Guys Cyrax / Chance J F Wilkins / Cyraxx Nation / Cyraxx / SKXRFACE / DJ Shadowblayde - From The Hills Have Eyes, infected penis, Retarded Dwarf with RAGE. Plagiarist & Liar. Failed polymath, wigger, rapper, juggalo. Grandma abuser. 3rd generation pedophile-rapist. Stuck a stylus up his ass. Sent his dick pics to a pedo hunter. + his trolls

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ERM YOU LEGALLY HAVE TO SELL YOUR HALF OR I WILL SELL YOU MY HALF
YOU HAVE TO PAY ME OR I WILL PAY YOU VITCH
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EDIT: i imagine that chance is gonna try and use his incredible brain power to figure why William is legally obligated to give him half a media company for free on the grounds that he doesnt like him
I imagine if the price stays ridiculous then the goblin will just say "IM COMING AFTER YOU LEGALLY" and we get another court saga
if it was a figure that a goblin could furnish, chance might try stealing from sally or ed and if we're lucky he'll get caught
I know chance doesnt really know how the law or basic rulesets of anything work but even this is kinda goofy
 
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Dfackt0 said:
ERM YOU LEGALLY HAVE TO SELL YOUR HALF OR I WILL SELL YOU MY HALF
YOU HAVE TO PAY ME OR I WILL PAY YOU VITCH
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EDIT: i imagine that chance is gonna try and use his incredible brain power to figure why William is legally obligated to give him half a media company for free on the grounds that he doesnt like him
I imagine if the price stays ridiculous then the goblin will just say "IM COMING AFTER YOU LEGALLY" and we get another court saga
if it was a figure that a goblin could furnish, chance might try stealing from sally or ed and if we're lucky he'll get caught
I know chance doesnt really know how the law or basic rulesets of anything work but even this is kinda goofy
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I have a feeling he might settle out of court if Chance parts with his X-Box. Win-Win!
 
BigT Is A Faggot said:
William should offer to buy Chance's fifty percent for like two dollars, cite the reasons that it's worth that much, and every time Chance refuses it William knocks off like five cents, it'd be a great stream for Raxxouts, especially if he can get the little weirdo to try and justify why it's worth more

EDIT: TUUUUUWENTY-FFFIVE-TTTHHHHHHHHOOOUUUUUUSAND???
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This sounds like the Cyraxx equivalent of The Pricemaster
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Dfackt0 said:
I imagine if the price stays ridiculous then the goblin will just say "IM COMING AFTER YOU LEGALLY" and we get another court saga
if it was a figure that a goblin could furnish, chance might try stealing from sally or ed and if we're lucky he'll get caught
I know chance doesnt really know how the law or basic rulesets of anything work but even this is kinda goofy
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You also gotta love how Chance has already forgotten and moved on from Cassandra's supposed sexual assault AND forgot that he already said they both had a lawyer who was gonna shut down the trolls and whatnot, with all of this happening because he got so cocky over a small victory earlier today.
 
BigT Is A Faggot said:
William should offer to buy Chance's fifty percent for like two dollars, cite the reasons that it's worth that much, and every time Chance refuses it William knocks off like five cents, it'd be a great stream for Raxxouts, especially if he can get the little weirdo to try and justify why it's worth more

EDIT: TUUUUUWENTY-FFFIVE-TTTHHHHHHHHOOOUUUUUUSAND???
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Nah. It’s funnier for Willy G to hold his 50% and refuse to buy out the goblin. Force the goblin to be associated with what he hates the most just to piss him off every single day.
 
Darkstar_The_Angry said:
Nah. It’s funnier for Willy G to hold his 50% and refuse to buy out the goblin. Force the goblin to be associated with what he hates the most just to piss him off every single day.
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I wonder if Chance will have enough balls and self respect to cut his losses and just abandon the label for William to have, but I doubt he will given how massive Chance's ego is that he needs to win in the end.

RaxxScholar said:
Oh my god we're getting a BB record deal sequel as a late raxxmas gift. He even talks about putting the patches on.
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The post-court-saga arc seems to be a lot of throwbacks to the classic raxx era. A new gf that yells at the trolls with him, getting his own record label, hell we even got him trying to break a scream record again. I honestly can't believe he hasn't tried whipping it out on cam yet. These writers seem to be wanting to close this chapter of the story out with what honestly feels like a huge tribute to both Marty and the trolls of the past, which is pretty fitting given we're nearing a year since Marty's passing. Honestly if this is a last hoo-rah celebration, then I think it's a satisfying enough way to let us put the old saga to rest and move into what's next to come.
 
Typhlosion Tuesdays said:
I wonder if Chance will have enough balls and self respect to cut his losses and just abandon the label for William to have, but I doubt he will given how massive Chance's ego is that he needs to win in the end.


The post-court-saga arc seems to be a lot of throwbacks to the classic raxx era. A new gf that yells at the trolls with him, getting his own record label, hell we even got him trying to break a scream record again. I honestly can't believe he hasn't tried whipping it out on cam yet. These writers seem to be wanting to close this chapter of the story out with what honestly feels like a huge tribute to both Marty and the trolls of the past, which is pretty fitting given we're nearing a year since Marty's passing. Honestly if this is a last hoo-rah celebration, then I think it's a satisfying enough way to let us put the old saga to rest and move into what's next to come.
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Can only mean one thing.....It's time for a return of the Drift King! His videos of him running into walls are hilarious. Might be my favorite Cyraxx moment when Marty got him to race. Chance is talking his usual shit and drives right into a MOUNTAIN SIDE. Just can't write this stuff.
 
Critical Raxx Theory said:
on his dingus
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Honestly out of all the ways the goblin will suffer in the future I'm surprised nobody has mentioned the possibility of him suffering with erectile dysfunction. For a sex addict like him that will be absolute hell.

GibMoneyPls said:
Can only mean one thing.....It's time for a return of the Drift King! His videos of him running into walls are hilarious. Might be my favorite Cyraxx moment when Marty got him to race. Chance is talking his usual shit and drives right into a MOUNTAIN SIDE. Just can't write this stuff.
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Might be the only thing to criticize the writers on for this final stretch. Would have been nice for them to hold out just a bit longer so we could see him do a racing stream today, but they knew we were all clambering for the rugpull so they had to do what would make the fans happy. Remember: Trust the method, they always come through in the end.
 
Cuddle Team Leader said:
My dumbass observations with the rage-breakup vid:
As always, no tears. He cares more about his new Xbox than he does women he supposedly loves.
Alot of his stupid phrases get brought up, repeatedly saying shit that basically culminated to "Id do anything for this woman" and yet he wont. Hes just going to sit there in his room, crying to retards on discord and formulate plans that he has no intention of following through. He brings up again, this is another GF that was his everything and totally saved him - not at all. Its very funny when hes screaming WHY!!! WHY DIDJA DO IT!!! when he already knows why. He specifically taunts people that they cant do anything, and then something does happen, then hes all "WHYYYY WHYYYY MEEEEE" like a little bitch.
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I see it as Raxx mirroring what it thinks humans act like, be it from media or what they perceive to be poignant. Except.... they don't have any experience in life and likely, no real feeling outside of basic needs/wants. It *sounds* like what would be appropriate in a situation like this.
His shift in attention away from it seems further evidence of it. Unless it's directly in front of him it doesn't exist.

REGENDarySumanai said:
The Elephant Man was beloved by various members of society, well educated, did art, and had a strong Christian faith. Chance is a grub in comparison.
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I was going to say to the other commenter who made the comparion to not be doing Joseph Merrick dirty like that. Guy was legit a solid fucking dude who had extremely fucked circumstances and was really awesome. Always the fucks like Cyraxx who end up existing and squandering shit when others who would've made the most of it perished.
 
Typhlosion Tuesdays said:
I wonder if Chance will have enough balls and self respect to cut his losses and just abandon the label for William to have, but I doubt he will given how massive Chance's ego is that he needs to win in the end.
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I think he'll abandon it, not out of self-respect, but because he's a spastic retard. Then a few weeks later he'll come up with a new label and the cycle will start over again.
 
elegiac said:
I hope 2026 brings some serious reality checks for this little grandma-strangling, pedophile loser.
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Judging by the body cams from 6 months ago, Fat Pig Sally looks like she doesn't have much time left (my mom is her age, and Sally looks and sounds 30 years older, plus 200 lbs heavier). Once she leaves, he loses his protective shield and the assurance that he's a special boy who does no wrong. That's when we get the true payoff of Cyraxx, and I honestly can't wait.
 
I totally understand why some people think fake girlfriends are played out/provide the goblin an unacceptable amount of happiness, however brief.

I still think it's funny every time this creature spergs out so melodramatically over a woman he's """known""" for like 2 weeks lmao
 
Typhlosion Tuesdays said:
I wonder if Chance will have enough balls and self respect to cut his losses and just abandon the label for William to have, but I doubt he will given how massive Chance's ego is that he needs to win in the end.
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That right there is why it’s best to force him to be associated with what he hates. His ego can’t handle it and eventually his ego will break. The Raxxout from a broken ego would be an absolutely glorious spectacle to behold! William has to hold the line and refuse to buy or sell!

Also, he uploaded again. Check it out here

In this episode, Raxx threatens to Doxx Cassandra in every way possible if she doesn’t contact him immediately.
 
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is the wedding still on? it's really a match made in hell heaven i mean a pedophile goblin and a crack whore simply beautiful
 
The barbs of betrayal are razor sharp with Cyraxx
"Im not cheating on you babe please come get in my dick hole or ill doxx you"
"IM SPENDING EVERY SECOND OF MY EXISTENCE WITH YOU HOW COULD I CHEAT?"
"When you're asleep, im asleep" (Posted at 3am his time btw)
"You must believe me because i said so Vi- Vabe"
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Raxx is frothing at the maw that she would have the gall to believe that hes cheating?
The realest crime is that he cant spend every waking moment glued to his phone talking to Cassandra
Hes probably sexting a tranny anyways, so hes not talking to another woman, you stupid whore
I cant imagine what its like to spend any amount of time in communication with Raxx, nor do i want to
Cassie a freak fr fr no cap on G 💯
 
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