💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.6%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 278 39.7%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.4%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 170 24.3%
  • Total voters
    700
John Andrews Stan said:
Why the fuck would you tell your kids at the beginning of vacation that their dog just died? Let them enjoy their trip FFS.
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Maybe the dog been dead for a while, he just waited for the vacation to start so fault could be blamed on a third party.

Also, as a former lawyer, Nick knows that when you lie, you need to reduce the lie as much as possible, that is why the cause of death is true, just not the exact time of death.
 
Because God has seen fit to let Rackets roam the Earth as a warning of how not to live, he's going to walk away from a multi fatality rustang crash basically uninjured, isn't he?
 
Random Internet Person said:
I wonder if the kids will spill their guts and reveal details once they reach adulthood.
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Assuming they even get that far. If he's willing to shrug off Sunni passing as "Ah well, can't be helped", I fear he might escalate beyond the 'medicinal use' bullshit he tried when one of the kids tested positive.
At this point he genuinely deserves Horrorcow status. This shit's vile.

Rip Sunni, poor bastard didn't deserve this.
 
Leylon Sneed said:
How old was Sunni even PBUH. I tried searching the thread, but came up rather blank. I remember him talking about how he got the dog for the kids, or Kayla(then locked in in the bathroom), maybe around Rittenhouse. I even tried using the regular web(and Reddit), but all I could find was a reference to a dog Rackets allegedly got in 2021(Sully apparently according to Google AI he showed the doberman pup off on July 6th). I haven't been able to find the original mention in the tread, or even any reference to either animal in the thread tho.
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It's because you are likely searching for "Sunni" rather than "Sonny" and "Sunny". There are no spellings of "Sunni" anywhere before yesterday. Understandable, as everyone is basing this off Nick spelling it that way in his gloatpost announcing the death and repeating the mistake, including in the feature. You will find many posts if you search for Sunny or Sonny.

You know who misspells their own dog's name in a post announcing its passing without bothering to spellcheck? People who are high on drugs and alcohol.
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It's also possible that Nick IS right and it has always been Sunni, and we just didn't know about it as he didn't give two fucks about the poor little thing and Farmers only heard him say it and never type it.
 
Dokkaebi Is Calling said:
Nothing has made me want to continue stop doing drugs quite like watching people like Nick utterly self immolate in real time on the kiwi farms. Thanks KF
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If anything, Nick serves as an excellent moral safeguard for others.

Whenever contemplating a hedonistic action, ask yourself, do you want to end up like this shrivelled prune of a child-abusing cuckold? Feel a wave of terror surge through your body, and change course.
 
not william stenchever said:
Because God has seen fit to let Rackets roam the Earth as a warning of how not to live, he's going to walk away from a multi fatality rustang crash basically uninjured, isn't he?
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I wouldn’t be surprised if he already has run over a hobo or drifter during a cocaine binge.

I don’t think he would be capable of outright murdering a prostitute and would hide like a little bitch if he was present when someone in a sex and drugs party ODed or choked when a sex game goes wrong.

But he certainly comes across as the kind of guy who would keep on driving then tell a mechanic that he hit a deer.
 
Jace on ice said:
If they autopsy this thing and it tests positive for coke is that a parole violation?
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While a greatly amusing concept, it would be very highly unlikely unless cops already suspected it and wanted evidence for a new case. If Nick even remotely suspected it were possible, he'll destroy the corpse immediately.

It is infinitely easier to dispose of non-human remains, it can be done within the same day of death.
 
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Sneed Force One said:
While a greatly amusing concept, it would be very highly unlikely unless cops already suspected it and wanted evidence for a new case. If Nick even remotely suspected it were possible, he'll destroy the corpse immediately.

It is infinitely easier to dispose of non-human remains, its easily possible within the same day of death.
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You know what they say.

No one ever digs deeper in a shallow grave when they find a dog.
 
Jace on ice said:
If they autopsy this thing and it tests positive for coke is that a parole violation?
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Seems likely in theory. But if they actually go forward with it, I imagine the Judge or the Sheriff would likely put a stop to it being used as evidence against Nosecandy Nicky.

Either way, I imagine they probably won't do that unless suspicion is roused on whether or not there's something else is amiss over there in the Balldo Bunker.
 
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