🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

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@Styxhexenhammer666 Top of the morning Captain Retarl! I am awake and I am going to make it your problem. I hope the binge drinking hasn't destroyed enough brain cells yet. I need you to understand what I am about to tell you.
I have some wisdom I hope you take offense too. Every real parent understands this. When your child is born. It is a sign that your time on the stage is coming to an end. You finish your lines, wrap up your performance, and be ready to take your bows. Not only for your children, but also for the generations to come. While we can't always leave it better it is our responsibility to know when to leave.
However I am not dealing with a parent, I am dealing with white trash narcissistic coward. How instead of taking his bow instead has hijacked it. So he can play Captain Retarl Upstart and his Butt Pirate Crew. Then smear shit everywhere and proclaim " I am cool guys!" You are not crazy motherfucker. You are a bad joke that you won't stop telling. Also GG Alin was a performative faggot who did nothing for this world but scream retarded shit into a microphone and attention seek because he had no talent. Fuck you from 1 man to another. I hope your dick burns today.

One last thing Styx. If you get more then a year. I am breaking into your house. Stealing all your gay occult shit and giving it to @GayResearchVlogger. When I get arrested, when the police ask why? "Stolas' Will" and disappear into smoke because unlike you Styx. I know real magic. Watch "bibbed bobbed boo I just took a shit on you."
 
Styxhexenhammer666 said:
Now don't get a big dick I have a hoverball as well! We need to crowdfund a shipment for Sara because she has many back payments for her illegitimate child.
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How is Sara's child illegitimate?
What's worse, some young girl getting tangled up with a seedy guy who forced an outcome - or -
Tarl who legitimately marries Liz, enters into marriage vows, then proceeds in having a child with Liz and then, after his child is born, boozing, abusing drugs, causing family strife and then abandoning the child and the entire country of Netherlands.
After Tarl abandons his child and wife then he refuses to enter the Netherlands to spend any time with the daughter despite bragging to the internet about "making six figures"
Tarl is able to work from home choosing to be mister six figures and live in Momma Pam's house and being nigger rich and proclaiming everlasting love for a BPD mommie dearest?
I've heard a lot more about BPD chick and her children than Tarl's daughter - in fact I hear demands to get Sara's child toys than any plans to be present with the precious daughter.
Its going to be great in the future explaining to the abandoned daughter how many hot take videos and trolling on Kiwi Farms and drinking Walmart wines and smoking weed and trying to get into BPD chick pants was so much more important than spending time with his actual daughter...
 
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Styxhexenhammer666 said:
Your desire for me to be a failure is cute. You seem to have a hate boner for me.
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With this notion, you must find a lot of men cute.
Laylithe said:
My true colors? I'm the whole rainbow. You get what you give and perceive.

We aren't dating; this is my friend. I've revealed my nature of nurture many times. Spoiled bitch boys will always complain about mothers who uphold boundaries and rules and use proper discipline, like the ex husband of mine who stalks me and my exes and posts screenshots of times he neglected to care for me to the point I lost my fucking mind on him. Who the fuck marries and has THREE children with a person they hate? A loser, perhaps even a LYING loser.

Ok. See you in two days don't b8 me I've got work to do.
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Close platonic friends rarely exist between men and women, unless you're super young, or super old.
People with strong emotional maturity can make it happen as well, but it is evident that it's not your specialty.

Nobody will look down on you for moving on with a clearly less dysgenic looking redneck who looks like they would beat someone's ass who harmed you, versus the redneck that would (allegedly) beat your ass and threaten you for fun.
 
Styxhexenhammer666 said:
Go get laid if you can, probably not.
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I guess pirate clothes is applicable here

Also while we’re all negative Nancy’s here let’s all thank Tarl for the funniest thread on the Farms! Thanks Tarl!
 
GayResearchVlogger said:
With this notion, you must find a lot of men cute.

Close platonic friends rarely exist between men and women, unless you're super young, or super old.
People with strong emotional maturity can make it happen as well, but it is evident that it's not your specialty.

Nobody will look down on you for moving on with a clearly less dysgenic looking redneck who looks like they would beat someone's ass who harmed you, versus the redneck that would (allegedly) beat your ass and threaten you for fun.
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I have zero doubt that @Laylithe will drain and destroy this unfortunate man. It's in her nature to be a succubus.
 
Laylithe said:
I have a feeling Sara sent me the $100 because she knows I have to report all of my income over the past 2 years to the state. So all monetary gifts are going to have to be reported, and so is what ive been spending my money on, like $5 lottery scratchoffs hard cider and clearance sweaters at Walmart.

HOOKERS N BOOZE FTW 'MURICAAAA
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Welcome back sweetie, you’ve been sorely missed by all of us! Any other plights you wish to disclose from childhood? :biggrin:


The whole problem with the cluster B types from my reading is they’re all ego-syntonic, meaning the behaviors feel natural, correct, or justified as you can see in this thread, there’s a ton of externalization these types can’t, or won’t introspect they all feel they’re correct, and the world is wrong as opposed to depression, anxiety, or OCD where people go “this sucks, and are open to treatment. If you can’t admit you have a problem, then problems are impossible to solve.

The farms is like a tour through a 19th century lunatic asylum, the only thing that’s missing is the smell of chloral hydrate in the air.
 
Dropa5pack said:
Welcome back sweetie, you’ve been sorely missed by all of us! Any other plights you wish to disclose from childhood? :biggrin:


The whole problem with the cluster B types from my reading is they’re all ego-syntonic, meaning the behaviors feel natural, correct, or justified as you can see in this thread, there’s a ton of externalization these types can’t, or won’t introspect they all feel they’re correct, and the world is wrong as opposed to depression, anxiety, or OCD where people go “this sucks, and are open to treatment. If you can’t admit you have a problem, then problems are impossible to solve.

The farms is like a tour through a 19th century lunatic asylum, the only thing that’s missing is the smell of chloral hydrate in the air.
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Yes, but I am the most correct.
 
Dropa5pack said:
Welcome back sweetie, you’ve been sorely missed by all of us! Any other plights you wish to disclose from childhood? :biggrin:


The whole problem with the cluster B types from my reading is they’re all ego-syntonic, meaning the behaviors feel natural, correct, or justified as you can see in this thread, there’s a ton of externalization these types can’t, or won’t introspect they all feel they’re correct, and the world is wrong as opposed to depression, anxiety, or OCD where people go “this sucks, and are open to treatment. If you can’t admit you have a problem, then problems are impossible to solve.

The farms is like a tour through a 19th century lunatic asylum, the only thing that’s missing is the smell of chloral hydrate in the air.
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Ooooh, a Tarl huffing arc would be such a Kino end to this shitshow
 
Styxhexenhammer666 said:
No you're just retarded.
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It doesn't mean shit coming from you. Don't worry, your ball fetish will be fulfilled in prison, while the balls hover over and slam against your rectum.

Some_Detective9 said:
I notice quite a lot of unresolved issues... perhaps romantic feeling and sexual tension between both of you! I suggest you livestream your wedding together and rebrand your channel as Tarl and Sara's lives in ye ol' Rutland, where your kids will play with hoverballs by the river
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He has admitted in this thread for still having feelings for me, and the feeling is not mutual.

How dare recommend this man to be around children, especially next to a river!
 
W@rui said:
Trashfire is accurate.
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I think it needs to be updated to a dumpster fire with the amount of garbage in this thread.

Styxhexenhammer666 said:
I focus on hoverballs because they're great and I wish I had one as a kid. Sara won't even admit she has one but she does, and possibly more considering her lax usage of protection.


Leaning into it won't give a hoverball to your unacknowledged kid.
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Right, so just more Peter Pan syndrome. Forgot that everything you say should be viewed through the prism of a man child.

Paul Revere Pantry Raider said:
It's not too late for everyone in the thread to get cleaned up and go to church. See you there!
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Not sure about everyone :optimistic:
 
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