💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Dropa5pack said:
A sociopath, or psychopath simply doesn’t feel shame,
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I'll try to develop this when I get some time, but from what I remember from med school, psychopaths indeed don't feel shame but sociopaths do.

The classification of sociopath/psycopath is not really how the disorders are technically classified in the DSM-V so I'm just using everyday terms here.

Anyways, with the gigantic caveat I'm not a psychiatrist, when I get some free time I will definitely attempt to do enough research to get us a concrete diagnosis for Pat's atherosclerotic personality.
 
femoralcanal said:
I'll try to develop this when I get some time, but from what I remember from med school, psychopaths indeed don't feel shame but sociopaths do.

The classification of sociopath/psycopath is not really how the disorders are technically classified in the DSM-V so I'm just using everyday terms here.

Anyways, with the gigantic caveat I'm not a psychiatrist, when I get some free time I will definitely attempt to do enough research to get us a concrete diagnosis for Pat's atherosclerotic personality.
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I know it’s unbelievably remote, but is there a chance Pat could have started all of this as a bit, which has gone so far he can’t back out without even worse embarrassment?
 
FinnSven said:
I know it’s unbelievably remote, but is there a chance Pat could have started all of this as a bit, which has gone so far he can’t back out without even worse embarrassment?
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We’ve seen his history pre-trolling, he’s always been a fat faggot who threatened to kill babies and was universally hated by everyone who met or knew him immediately.
 
YouTube Autist said:
"You have an exit wound in your skull where your dog shit brains splattered against the wall after you killed yourself."
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What a poor construct for a sentence. I kept rereading it wondering why someone’s dog would shit brains into an exit wound, but of course Pat—professional author by the way—forgot to hyphenate the phrase to “dog-shit brains,” or just use a different phrase entirely, and created a classic garden path sentence.
 
Finally, Patrick accepts the advice to write what you know.
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BigPeanut said:
We’ve seen his history pre-trolling, he’s always been a fat faggot who threatened to kill babies and was universally hated by everyone who met or knew him immediately.
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I am well aware of his history, so my only circumstantial evidence of this being a deliberate, decades long bit is the fact that he is a failed and unfunny stand up comic.

Theoretically it could have been pulled off by a clever and talented comedian.
Someone really going all in on committing to a character, culminating in a hilarious surprise live performance or movie.
Sasha Baron Cohen could probably have done something like this with Borat or Ali G, if social media had been a bigger thing during his rise.

A version of Patrick S Tomlinson with a shred of humility and self awareness might have had the idea and leaned into his obnoxious traits, got the internet attention and then culminated in a Roast of Patrick with Norm McDonald as the host.

If this had been his plan, but the pests went too far and messed it up, that would be truly funny.
 
FinnSven said:
I am well aware of his history, so my only circumstantial evidence of this being a deliberate, decades long bit is the fact that he is a failed and unfunny stand up comic.

Theoretically it could have been pulled off by a clever and talented comedian.
Someone really going all in on committing to a character, culminating in a hilarious surprise live performance or movie.
Sasha Baron Cohen could probably have done something like this with Borat or Ali G, if social media had been a bigger thing during his rise.

A version of Patrick S Tomlinson with a shred of humility and self awareness might have had the idea and leaned into his obnoxious traits, got the internet attention and then culminated in a Roast of Patrick with Norm McDonald as the host.

If this had been his plan, but the pests went too far and messed it up, that would be truly funny.
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The real answer is confusingly stupid.

First off, you're not supposed to see everything he writes in it's proper context. He steals jokes and political commentary in the hopes that his xeets get screenshoted and shared on other platforms, specifically reddit. People experiencing him this way see someone agreeing with their pre-existing opinions, and not a fat retard schizoing out all day. He's actually gone viral this way more than once, and this is probably how he got his first book deal.

Second, every insult he throws at people is something he picked up from somebody insulting him. He picks up his verbal tics from situations that make him personally feel defeated. That's why every "own" he gives out is transparently reflexive.

Think of it this way, there was once an experiment where pigeons were given food at completely random intervals. Over time, the pigeons began repeating certain movements and patterns, in the erroneous belief that their actions influenced the frequency with which food was provided. Much like Rick, the pigeons had barely enough intelligence to recognize small patterns, but lacked the introspection to consider the wider context of their existence. What I'm trying to say is this:

To you, his behavior seems manic. But to Rick, there was likely a time in his life where he perceived that similar actions resulted in success. Nothing and no one can ever convince him otherwise, because in his mind a single instance of supposed success proves the validity of his own actions.
 
Cactuar King said:
Had to edit out a seventh leg ChatGPT kept giving it, no matter how many times I told it to enjoy prison.
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Then I see you have learned firsthand the futility of following the Way of The Actual Tough Guy when you're not nearly as committed to it as you need to be.

I see no bitch tits on you, child. Where are pedophile author friends? Your faggotry levels are essentially undetectable, stalker. You might actually follow through with threats.

No, child, you are not cut out for that life. Now enjoy the prison of your own failure to emulate one of Milwaukee's finest.
NaggotFigger said:
From r/reportchildabuse:
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He finally did it! He's so close to お前はもう死んでいる、ストーカーよ
FinnSven said:
This whole post
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If Rick has the foresight, the commitment, the work ethic, and the follow-through to do something like a long bit I'm certain his life would be much, much different than it is.

For instance, Tiny Tim and the Ganymede Gangbang would already be published.
 
Is there a video introducing to Fatrick that's digestible for normies? I tried finding some, but ones I came across have KiwiTubers smugly moralfagging or sound like they actually hate him.
 
ratnoid said:
Is there a video introducing to Fatrick that's digestible for normies? I tried finding some, but ones I came across have KiwiTubers smugly moralfagging or sound like they actually hate him.
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Cryptic Web Chronicles? I remember the early videos being extremely neutral with very minimal Pest/inside jokes because the entire point was it's supposed to be a completely objective review much like those true crime/Internet oddity channels.
 
Sneedfully and Peacefully said:
Cryptic Web Chronicles? I remember the early videos being extremely neutral with very minimal Pest/inside jokes because the entire point was it's supposed to be a completely objective review much like those true crime/Internet oddity channels.
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Damn I forgot about him since he hasn't uploaded a video in so long. Hope he's okay.
 
S.C.U.D. said:
Bad news, guys. "Diaper" Dan Mullen is officially, canonically deceased.
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So you're saying the Flavster is single, huh...

I don't own 5 sinks, but how does the exchange rate work for that in toilets? I got like 2 semi-new ones, but one is permanently clogged. Does that lower or increase its value? Also, during the dowry ceremony, when I'll receive the family's toilet paper heirloom from her father's hand, should I in return present back a fancy brand of toilet air freshner, or is that too tacky? Thank you.

Sorry, I've been out of the game for a while.
 
FinnSven said:
Sasha Baron Cohen could probably have done something like this with Borat or Ali G, if social media had been a bigger thing during his rise.
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Wisconsinites being interviewed about their portrayal in the Tomlinson movie:
 
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