💪 Tough Guys Cyrax / Chance J F Wilkins / Cyraxx Nation / Cyraxx / SKXRFACE / DJ Shadowblayde - From The Hills Have Eyes, infected penis, Retarded Dwarf with RAGE. Plagiarist & Liar. Failed polymath, wigger, rapper, juggalo. Grandma abuser. 3rd generation pedophile-rapist. Stuck a stylus up his ass. Sent his dick pics to a pedo hunter. + his trolls

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Masterful Debator said:
So according to the bodycam the fuckass APD checks the anonymus tips and they see all the videos of chance being a pdf, threathening people and all that shit and they just send an officer to coddle sally and cyraxx? Muh youtube people muh hate bla bla bla... Useless faggots.
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And Sally defends Chance’s PDFile behaviour. She’s just as much as a piece of shit as he is and deserves whatever may happen next.
 
At this point, all 3 of them deserve the worst type of medieval/3rd world/cartel type torture that humans can fathom.
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Good to see Sally rotting away at a similar rate to the monstrous pedophile. She's finally reaping what shes sowed
 
I'm kind of on the fence about the girlfriend trolls, I get what they're going for but they don't seem to achieve very much in terms of funny stuff, and he usually seems to post fewer videos when he's "dating" someone. As funny as it is for him to have that false hope, it kind of loses the magic afterwards since he clearly doesn't give a shit about anyone and immediately starts looking for the next vaguely-female-enough-looking person to jerk off to.

This season's model seems above average at trolling him.
 
Sally using same excuse as Cyrax, that kids and parents are at fault to being preyed on cements she has no regard for anything but the little retard in her attic. Her demise can't come soon enough. At this point it seems only Ed is hanging on by thread in that household.
 
Raxx AND Sally deserve the homeless arc now. Ed is on the precipice of deserving it.
 
Fucker Carlson said:
I'm kind of on the fence about the girlfriend trolls, I get what they're going for but they don't seem to achieve very much in terms of funny stuff, and he usually seems to post fewer videos when he's "dating" someone. As funny as it is for him to have that false hope, it kind of loses the magic afterwards since he clearly doesn't give a shit about anyone and immediately starts looking for the next vaguely-female-enough-looking person to jerk off to.
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He is also deathly afraid to leave that shit hole they call 339 (agoraphobia), even to attempt to take a bus to see his "fiance", who's less than an hour away. He's super content with just jerking off all day. To him, the gf is just a future Sally replacement to wipe his ass and take the ring off his canned peaches. I really can't wait till Sally the enabler kicks the bucket (from the looks of her, hopefully in 2026). That is when we will finally get our true payoff of the goblin living in genuine fear.

Onkenataor said:
Sally using same excuse as Cyrax, that kids and parents are at fault to being preyed on cements she has no regard for anything but the little retard in her attic. Her demise can't come soon enough. At this point it seems only Ed is hanging on by thread in that household.
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That body cam when she said, "Where are the parents of these young girls?" irked the shit out of me. I also totally see her retconning the story of her tranny, rapist son Ruple to anyone that will hear as well. Then again, she was married at 14, so this is normal for this piece of trailer park trash.
 
Badlands0102 said:
It would be best to just do the pull now with this Cassandra mom angle. The fact that they won't mute him is aggravating. All we get is ranting Chance, and he's getting zero comeuppance.
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Marty was the best at handling Raxx because he rarely muted him and when he did he was never angry. Southern is too emotionally involved and it affects the content. The most important rule of running a lolcow panel is to let the cow cook and not interupt them. There's just too many chiefs and not enough indians on this panel.
 
Darkstar_The_Angry said:
And Sally defends Chance’s PDFile behaviour. She’s just as much as a piece of shit as he is and deserves whatever may happen next.
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Don't double post, nigga.

I personally think she deserves to find Chance's dead body after a mouth infection or hyper (self induced) stress finally causes his heart to give out. She wasted her life protecting a monster, and she deserves to see her only goal in life end in failure.
Fucker Carlson said:
I'm kind of on the fence about the girlfriend trolls, I get what they're going for but they don't seem to achieve very much in terms of funny stuff, and he usually seems to post fewer videos when he's "dating" someone. As funny as it is for him to have that false hope, it kind of loses the magic afterwards since he clearly doesn't give a shit about anyone and immediately starts looking for the next vaguely-female-enough-looking person to jerk off to.
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This makes me wonder how he feels after a break up. We heard how hard he raxxed out when Tangerine Cat failed to show up, and he makes some truly venomous videos towards women he "breaks up with" (see also the whirlwind of videos about Jackie.)

I'll admit that when I date someone, I feel like I want to make the same goofy grins Chance does, and when it ends with someone I really liked, I fall into a reclusive mood where nothing brings me joy and I just want shitty fast food. Thankfully, I have a job, hobbies, friends, and family that help pull me back up out of that rut.

Chance doesn't have anything to truly pull him out of this rut save for the next "girlfriend." As @ImSickofit! has said recently, he feigns being okay and happy (at least when he's not making sludged out cryraxx videos) so I can only imagine how much it really hurts him to be single.
 
Over The Hill said:
Marty was the best at handling Raxx because he rarely muted him and when he did he was never angry. Southern is too emotionally involved and it affects the content. The most important rule of running a lolcow panel is to let the cow cook and not interupt them. There's just too many chiefs and not enough indians on this panel.
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Problem seems to be that Cyraxx has learned to mute everyone and does it pretty often. It's pointless to have him on panel if he doesnt listen to what is said. Letting cyraxx cook is just letting him smugraxx for half an hour. There definitely doesnt need to be 6 fucking people yelling over each other, though.

Its kind of funny Southern gets a little tilted by the goblin. Not sure how anyone can be offended or insulted by anything HE says
 
Sally blames the 7 years olds girl and her parents for talking to Cyraxx but if someone dares to blamer her for Cyraxx actions she wails and screeches (when someone blames the midget retard she does the same)

Oh my fucking god what a fucking evil cow. She deserves so much worse.


AND THE FAGGOT ASS COP EVEN AGREES WITH HER

Apd is so fucking oncompetent and useless. But when someone dared to cycle in front of 339 they had like 3 or more cars pull up to surround some random nobody. Fuck them too.
 
31 Black said:
This makes me wonder how he feels after a break up. We heard how hard he raxxed out when Tangerine Cat failed to show up, and he makes some truly venomous videos towards women he "breaks up with" (see also the whirlwind of videos about Jackie.)

Chance doesn't have anything to truly pull him out of this rut save for the next "girlfriend." As @ImSickofit! has said recently, he feigns being okay and happy (at least when he's not making sludged out cryraxx videos) so I can only imagine how much it really hurts him to be single.
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I honestly think he only cares about whether he looks bad and being laughed at. A few times, Sally, when she's super pissed, told him, "dont make me embarrass you." His proposal to all these girls after a day definitely doesn't show he understands relationships or how preposterous he comes off. Still, to him, it's the ultimate flex: he's the man in his mind, and all the past shit he got dunked on doesn't matter anymore. I am staunchly against anymore troll GF arcs moving forward. He uses it to deflect from all the times he got played. Look at how quickly he buried the embarrassment of falling for the court arc. Because these "gfs" came around, he found it the perfect way to save face. When this rug pull happens, the only way it will affect him for a while is if no one else baits him for a relationship. The faster hes gets a new girl, the better for him (in his retarded mind).
 
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Onkenataor said:
I swear ive seen clip where he was sitting with legs crossed and he picked off toe and flung it at wall and Marty called him out on it, but dont remember if quality was good. Probably not since its cyrax video
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Yeah, I remember that one, but here's the thing: that was only one foot.
We gotta see the other foot.
 
Over The Hill said:
Southern is too emotionally involved and it affects the content.
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GibMoneyPls said:
Its kind of funny Southern gets a little tilted by the goblin. Not sure how anyone can be offended or insulted by anything HE says
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Side note: This is how you criticize Southern Harlot and other trolls without drawing ire. You actually say why they annoy you or what they're doing wrong.

That said, while I agree that she does need to keep herself in check, at least it balances out because a woman getting mad at Chance pisses him off to no end and makes him rage harder.
 
Masterful Debator said:
Sally blames the 7 years olds girl and her parents for talking to Cyraxx but if someone dares to blamer her for Cyraxx actions she wails and screeches (when someone blames the midget retard she does the same)

Oh my fucking god what a fucking evil cow. She deserves so much worse.


AND THE FAGGOT ASS COP EVEN AGREES WITH HER

Apd is so fucking oncompetent and useless. But when someone dared to cycle in front of 339 they had like 3 or more cars pull up to surround some random nobody. Fuck them too.
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I can understand the cop not knowing any of this, While there's probably plenty of cops there that know all about Chance and his BS, there's probably an overwhelming majority of those who don't. Keep in mind Akron is a pretty big city, and it seems really dumpy, especially Raxx's neighborhood. Its also Ohio, so there's probably a murder in Akron every day, or something more serious than a useless ragetard who does nothing but do weird shit in his attic.

Sally does deserve worse, because really she is covering for her horrible grandson. I wonder whats in it for her at this point. Foodstamps or some shit? Even if she doesn't believe he's a pedo (which she should, hes literally a third generation pedophile), he's just a constant annoyance to both of them, and is so disrespectful to them. She can moan about "oh hes special needs" but there's places you can dump raging retards so you're not up every night listen to them screech. Hes not a child anymore, hes not going to change his behavior, clearly not, its been a decade or so of this and hes still doing the same shit. Go online, say every slur imaginable, get on panel and rage the fuck out all night. And with Cassandra Im sure hes just pestering the fuck out of them about that piss whore. "Mommy, can my girlfwend come over on new years??? Mommy can I marry my girlfriend?? I know Ive said this about every woman in my life, but this time its the truuuuuth" His entire existance is just being a High schooler on summer vacation, jacking off in his room and yelling about how hes a badass and will kill all his enemies. He's in his late 30s now, and will never have a job. There's no future for him, he's done too much damage, and had fucked off too much in high school to even get an education. Sally is just too lazy to do anything. That's the story of everyone in that house's life, too lazy to do anything.
 
The cop is some kind of caseworker whatever to them and he mentioned seeing endless anonymus tips about the goblin being a pedo so he absolutely knows whats happening and complicit in it.


Even if he was a uninformed random low iq npc cop how could he agree to fat cow sally saying that kids are at fault for getting stalked by her attic monster midget retard goblin spawn?
 
Badlands0102 said:
I honestly think he only cares about whether he looks bad and being laughed at. A few times, Sally, when she's super pissed, told him, "dont make me embarrass you." His proposal to all these girls after a day definitely doesn't show he understands relationships or how preposterous he comes off. Still, to him, it's the ultimate flex: he's the man in his mind, and all the past shit he got dunked on doesn't matter anymore. I am staunchly against anymore troll GF arcs moving forward. He uses it to deflect from all the times he got played. Look at how quickly he buried the embarrassment of falling for the court arc. Because these "gfs" came around, he found it the perfect way to save face. When this rug pull happens, the only way it will affect him for a while is if no one else baits him for a relationship. The faster hes gets a new girl, the better for him (in his retarded mind).
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I've come to the conclusion that the obsession with having a girlfriend or fiance or whatever, has little to do with love or romance or sex really but the same reason he needs to have like six "little brothers and sisters" at any given time. First of all, Chance is a malignant narcissist and narcissists have a deep seated desire for constant attention, being a repulsive on every possible level shut in doesn't change that fact.

Secondly, he has no concept of love or romance, he has spent basically his whole life around Sally who has spent her whole life engaged in loveless co dependent relationships formed out of practical necessity rather than any genuine connection. This means that he views a significant other and by extension any family member in general as someone who has an unwavering obligation to put up with him and all of his rage, ranting and other bullshit, if they disagree and push comes to shove he can rely on emotionally manipulating them into compliance. This is why he also has a tendency to repeatedly tell anyone who doesn't immediately hate him that they are family to him and some type of sibling or parent if they are older and every girl is his girlfriend after their first conversation.

Thirdly as paradoxical as it may seem, the thing he hates and fears the most is being alone. This kind of goes back to the narcissist thing but is also a part of human nature. Humans are social creatures at the end of the day and our boy is no exception. You may recall that when everyone ignored him for a while he started sperging out calling out people who hadn't talked about him in over a year. That's because if he doesn't have anyone to talk to or play video games with or argue with on panel to occupy his mind and distract him he is faced with his own thoughts and the bleak reality of his situation and that's psychological torture, it's the same reason why if a prisoner acts up constantly they put them in solitary confinement. So he constantly needs others to basically roleplay being a real person people care about with to stave off the constantly encroaching cabin fever that he probably fears more than anything a troll could do.
 
Being a retard in Ohio must be a protected class law or something the way the police have a dedicated part of the department to monitor what his trolls are posting but not checking Chance's computer for the obvious.

You know what I blame? The changes in law that forced all asylums to close or go private in favor of "friendlier", "kinder" healthcare programs. And I hate how the west calls mental illness powerful instead of using the right term criminally insane. Bedlam should've never closed and Cyrax would've belonged.
 
Happy 2100!

A weird thing I noticed over the past few days is that when Chance is doing his "next year will be my year" spiel, he keeps saying 2027. I believe you could hear him say it in the most recent video where he's with Cassandra and he's wearing the dumb mask again. But yes, he keeps saying 2027, NOT 2026.

Either A: Chance has completely given up on any good luck coming his way next year and is skipping to 2027, B: His perception of time is genuinely messed up and he thinks next year is 2027, or C: He has this warped belief that he'll be able to fix all his problems and by the start of 2027 he'll have completed his bucket list and will be "living the life he always wanted". I leave all of you to decide which it is.
 
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