🐮 Lolcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / Russell Greee / Russle / Brothel Prince / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

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the khat quaffer said:
Dragon Slurp: Russ's childhood
Dragon Slurp Z: "Why I sued..."/AGT/Ariana Taco Bell Grande/Olive Garden
Dragon Slurp GT: lolsuits galore (this sucks)
Dragon Slurp Kai: "......we're still going?"
Dragon Slurp Daima (upcoming): Null's Revenge


It looks like a fucking blast zone radius. Everywhere Russel goes it sets up a "No Russels Allowed" containment zone.
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I guess this is Dragon Slurp Super right now.
 
Hyacinth Bucket (Bouquet) said:
He hasn't even paid the filing fee it looks like, so this is unlikely to go far.

If only arbitration clauses were nearly-universal in these adhesion contracts and the type of thing any paralegal would know about.
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That would imply he read and understood the contract in question. Most likely he just clicked on "agree" and that was it.

RodgerDodger said:
Greer's letters and e-mail pleading with the ACLU to take up his cause have got to be spectacular. I mean as soon as you think it, you just know that he's tried.
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And the ACLU has taken up claims by just about anybody who's civil liberties have been squashed but didn't help out Greee. That has got to sting considering they've defended the far-left, far-right and everybody in-between but not him.
 
Falcon Sebben said:
And the ACLU has taken up claims by just about anybody who's civil liberties have been squashed but didn't help out Greee. That has got to sting considering they've defended the far-left, far-right and everybody in-between but not him.
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Almost like they only take claims that aren't frivolous.
 
SCV said:
Is anywhere even open to deliver the food from?
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Jack in the Box. Denny's. Always open, 24/7/365. Godjesus could come back and they'd be open. Nuclear war could be happening and they'd be open. The motherfucking rapture could be happening and some poor prick would be at the Jack in the Crack drive-thru window sleeping while standing on his feet, returned to the waking world only by the sound of angry, drunk honking. It's sad, but for many people (present company included), some years, a jumbo jack with cheese and two tacos layered in hot sauce is their Christmas dinner.

It's the American way. :semperfidelis:
 
the khat quaffer said:
Dragon Slurp: Russ's childhood
Dragon Slurp Z: "Why I sued..."/AGT/Ariana Taco Bell Grande/Olive Garden
Dragon Slurp GT: lolsuits galore (this sucks)
Dragon Slurp Kai: "......we're still going?"
Dragon Slurp Super: "we're still fucking going?"
Dragon Slurp Daima (upcoming): Null's Revenge
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Forget it, we're in the movie timeline.
"The Greee of Plights"
"Coomer's Revenge"
"The Return of Coomer"
 
ZipDisk said:
JITB employees lock the doors and turn off the drive thru to nap.

Wasn't Gilman's response to the meeting "Why the fuck are you calling me, why the hell can this shitty goblin compel me to do anything?"
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That was Roger Baylocq (the Winnemucca motel owner), Gilman has never spoken in-person at a town meeting or lolsuit hearing. Russ contacted him trying to buy some land zoned for brothels (this was the monopoly lolsuit in Storey County, not the town meeting in Winnemucca) only to be told 'no'. Since the ensuing lolsuit did not complain about Gilman being rude, it is fair to assume he was professional or at least the sarcasm was too low-key for Russ to pick up.

ETA: I was mistaken, the monopoly suit took place in Winnemucca and Storey County only came up as background information. Here is a post with a comprehensive list of filings in the case from thread hero @Useful_Mistake. Russ specifically mentions making a $100k offer to Gilman and informing him of the suit, while the statement "Gilman has hinted that he doesn't do partnerships", the quote I was thinking of initially, does not directly say that came from the two talking.
 
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Thank you for the correction, it's been a while, and I forget to bookmark things. To be honest my main hope is that Russ flies into a rage that gives him permanent consequences and derails his many lawsuits for a sentence.

I honestly feel like if a cow is going to fuck around and find out it will probably be Tomlinson.
 
Let me see if I’ve got this right. Greee already has one federal lawsuit he’s brought, and he has seen how embarrassing, and anxiety inducing it’s been, so he decided to sue a high level politician because he definitely won’t have a great lawyer to cause even more trauma lumps?
 
UncleTusky said:
That was Roger Baylocq (the Winnemucca motel owner), Gilman has never spoken in-person at a town meeting or lolsuit hearing. Russ contacted him trying to buy some land zoned for brothels (this was the monopoly lolsuit in Storey County, not the town meeting in Winnemucca) only to be told 'no'. Since the ensuing lolsuit did not complain about Gilman being rude, it is fair to assume he was professional or at least the sarcasm was too low-key for Russ to pick up.

ETA: I was mistaken, the monopoly suit took place in Winnemucca and Storey County only came up as background information. Here is a post with a comprehensive list of filings in the case from thread hero @Useful_Mistake. Russ specifically mentions making a $100k offer to Gilman and informing him of the suit, while the statement "Gilman has hinted that he doesn't do partnerships", the quote I was thinking of initially, does not directly say that came from the two talking.
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If only Judge Montero was presiding in this case, it'd be wrapped up years ago.
 
Dropa5pack said:
Let me see if I’ve got this right. Greee already has one federal lawsuit he’s brought, and he has seen how embarrassing, and anxiety inducing it’s been, so he decided to sue a high level politician because he definitely won’t have a great lawyer to cause even more trauma lumps?
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Yuuuuuuuup. Cool, huh? Monday we could have filings to mock in both of them.
 
Dropa5pack said:
Let me see if I’ve got this right. Greee already has one federal lawsuit he’s brought, and he has seen how embarrassing, and anxiety inducing it’s been, so he decided to sue a high level politician because he definitely won’t have a great lawyer to cause even more trauma lumps?
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Don't forget his inability to keep up with more than one email a day! I guess which case he works on will be whichever email he gets first that day!
 
Prokhor Zakharov said:
Don't forget his inability to keep up with more than one email a day! I guess which case he works on will be whichever email he gets first that day!
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Maybe Hardin and the courts should use alter ego emails with hooker names containing court documents. Thrown in some heart emojis or something in the signatures. Maybe tempt Crusty the Clown some boom-boom time if he just provides the documents and answers subpoenas.
 
Dropa5pack said:
Let me see if I’ve got this right. Greee already has one federal lawsuit he’s brought, and he has seen how embarrassing, and anxiety inducing it’s been, so he decided to sue a high level politician because he definitely won’t have a great lawyer to cause even more trauma lumps?
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This is nothing unusual for Greeee. He always files multiple insanely stupid lawsuits seeking to sue people that will squash him like a bug. He tried suing America's Got Talent during this case.
 
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