UK Mum with Britain's biggest boobs says creepy men 'want to buy her bras' - EXCLUSIVE Melissa Ashcroft, 30, has a 36M chest... claims "I'm not just a walking pair of breasts, I have a personality, and I am a real human."

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Melissa Ashcroft has got something to say to 'creepy blokes' (Image: Katielee Arrowsmith / SWNS)
A mum claiming to have 'Britain's biggest boobs' says she's bombarded by "creeps who want to buy her used bras", whereas women "want to help".

Melissa Ashcroft, 30, who boasts a 36M bust, has been flooded with hundreds of messages and emails from sleazy men attempting to chat her up. The mother-of-three revealed to the Daily Star: "I can't move for creepy messages. I got one this morning – he wanted to buy my bra.

"Or it's 'you're so pretty, can I skype call you?' I'm married with three kids, it's mad." Melissa, from Blairgowrie, Scotland, has recently started a crowdfunding appeal to fund breast reduction surgery after being informed by the NHS that her BMI is too elevated for the operation.

Melissa has often tried to get a reduction surgery on the NHS (Image: Katielee Arrowsmith / SWNS)
She's desperate for the procedure as she's endured agonising back pain since hitting puberty.

Getting out of bed takes her a full hour each morning and she's unable to pick up her eight-month-old daughter. She said that "men just send sexualised messages", whereas her female supporters are rallying behind her campaign.

Melissa said: "Women have been lovely to me and have often shared messages of support. But it's the guys who are weird... Same old story."

The proud mum-of-three often has to get specially-made bras (Image: Katielee Arrowsmith / SWNS)
Melissa, who featured on ITV's This Morning earlier this week, explained: "I'm not able to do normal things, like being able to go to the gym or picking up my daughter.

"And the worst thing? I just feel fat. I went on ITV and watched the footage back. And I just look ginormous. My husband has been very supportive but that's still how I perceive it."

She reckons she has some of the largest breasts in Britain (Image: Katielee Arrowsmith / SWNS)
Melissa reckons she's amongst those with the largest breasts in Britain, yet she can't even afford the £82 specially-made bra created for her measurements. This leaves her having to squeeze into a much smaller – and more budget-friendly – £20 bra.

She explained: "There's only one place I can buy bras from and it's this online-only place in America. But they are priced between £80 and £110."

Before puberty struck with brutal impact, Melissa faced vicious mockery at school for being flat-chested. She recalled: "One minute I was getting bullied for having a flat chest, then I'd get bullied saying I had tea towels down my bra. It wasn't nice at school – it was everyday."

She continued: "I find it hard to exercise because I have pain in my shoulders and lower back. Then when I go on a treadmill, for example, I feel really embarrassed and sexualised, like people are watching me, and I don't want that when I'm just trying to exercise.

"I don't want the attention. I'm not just a walking pair of breasts, I have a personality, and I am a real human."

 

[Dog-O-Tron 5000v5.0]

"I don't want the attention."

"That's why I have an Instagram and take all these pictures of my huge breasts and do interviews about them in the national press!"

Biggest breasts in England...there are probably hundreds of women in villages all over who have tits just as big who quietly go about their lives.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

I wish penis came in this sort of size category, just so I could hear retarded jeets be like "Uhhh, -1 A for my boxer shorts in the crotch, please" and proceed to laugh at him while cursing Shiva.

 

[Touched.By.A.Bussy]

Ok I found a calculator and her breasts will weight about 11lb.
If they won’t operate on her because of her BMI she can fix that. Being 11lb under whatever obese is for her height should not be an unachievable goal.

I don't know how accurate that is. I knew a girl in high-school who got a giant set and she was supposedly only a DD and each of hers weighed close to 11 lbs each. She did actually plop it on a scale in front of someone too to verify. I can say they were not as big as this Brits.

 

[Otterly]

I wish penis came in this sort of size category, just so I could hear retarded jeets be like "Uhhh, -1 A for my boxer shorts in the crotch, please" and proceed to laugh at him while cursing Shiva.

don’t be giving the pooners ideas. They’re already sewing on flesh tubes the size of monster cans. You give them an objective measuring system and it’s takeover
To be fair, 11lb of boob is a fair amount more than normal. A 32c weighs about 1.2lb, so at 11lb she’s having to holster a fair amount of weight, it can’t be good for your back.
@Touched.By.A.Bussy i have no idea, I just googled breast weight calculator and put numbers in. It could be total nonsense

 

[Pentex]

She continued: "I find it hard to exercise because I have pain in my shoulders and lower back. Then when I go on a treadmill, for example, I feel really embarrassed and sexualised, like people are watching me, and I don't want that when I'm just trying to exercise.

Fat girls and treadmills set at 3 MPH. Name a more iconic duo.
If she was serious about relieving the pain of those massive highland mammaries, she would be lifting heavy for the back and posterior chain.

 

[BelUwUga]

To be fair, 11lb of boob is a fair amount more than normal. A 32c weighs about 1.2lb, so at 11lb she’s having to holster a fair amount of weight, it can’t be good for your back.

Lolcow Shirtbusters had a solution for this. He drew a bra-counterweight system that was equal parts funny and horrifying. Unfortunately he's DFE'd and I can't find the image highlight-jumping. Probably for the better as I think I can explain with a camera rig with a ~95% reduction in psychic damage:

Conveniently made for payloads of 11-33lbs. A bit silly but at $525 with no surgical risk I could see somewhere like NHS demanding it before shelling out for a reduction.
Edit: a third, non-weight bearing arm could be added to dangle a kebab/takis/whatever fat bongs love to encourage her to walk more on a treadmill.

 

[The Ugly One]

I’ll regret asking, but surely there’s a point where they’re too big?

"Ladies, there's a point where your husband buys you too much jewelry, right?"

 

[Otterly]

she would be lifting heavy for the back and posterior chain.

Being on the lead-lined bottle of buckfast!

"Ladies, there's a point where your husband buys you too much jewelry, right?"

I knew I’d regret asking.
I dunno it’s quality over quantity right? I’ve never had massive tits so I can’t say how bad it is for your back but hauling a baby bump around for a few months certainly made me feel heavy and uncomfortable and post baby tits were a bit much as well . If you couldnt hug someone because of massive tits or buy nice underwear or be active as you liked I wouldn’t like that either.
She doesn’t look terribly freakish, she looks like a fairly average barrel shaped Brit. They’re a dime a dozen. if she just lost weight she’d surely be able to get a reduction.

 

[The Ugly One]

I dunno it’s quality over quantity right?

As they said of the Sherman tank in WWII, quantity is a quality all of its own. Yes, I compared this lass to a tank. Stout body, plenty of firepower, what's not to love?

 

[invisibult plus+]

"Ladies, there's a point where your husband buys you too much jewelry, right?"

To be frank I rarely wear the jewelry I already have. So I guess it depends? Like tits verses ass personality.

 

[Procopius]

I wish penis came in this sort of size category, just so I could hear retarded jeets be like "Uhhh, -1 A for my boxer shorts in the crotch, please" and proceed to laugh at him while cursing Shiva.

Back in the days of the Apollo missions to the moon, the astronauts peed into a sort of condom attached to a bag. Those condoms came in different sizes, small medium and large. They all asked for large. Apparently the spaceships were full of floating drops of piss that had leaked out.

 

[Neodanthril]

Surely you could just strengthen your back muscles to better handle the weight?

 

[Nick Gars]

I’ll regret asking, but surely there’s a point where they’re too big?

Never been a "boobs guy", so yes in my opinion. They're big sacks of fat strapped to the front of a womans body, theres no way in Hell anything bigger than a C is comfortable in any way, and they honestly look offputting when they start going beyond that (veins become more pronounced, inverted nipples, ect). I don't even have tits and my back is ready to snap in my 30's, I can't begin to imagine how much worse off I'd be having to lug around big floppy fat packs on my chest for 15+ years. Breast reduction is one of the few cosmetic surgeries I can agree with, because its really not all that "cosmetic" when you get into it, in some cases it may actually be a neccesity.

 

[National Defense Advocate]

This is the second time you've posted an article about some anglo gal with huge tits.
I'm not telling you to stop but I do notice this.

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

I’ll regret asking, but surely there’s a point where they’re too big?

At the point of time when the inter-dimensional walls collapse and breasts can consume the entirety of space until everyone is surrounded and suffocated by the immensity and breadth of boobage everywhere and breast matter is created and destroyed in singular moments becoming breast holes upon which no man can escape only then will they be ‘too big’.

 

[X Prime]

Wait a minute. Didn't we get a similar article recently? Something about a woman whose chest won't stop growing due to a disorder?

OP, did you post that one too? Is this your fetish?

 

[Mr. Bung]

Op loving giant boobs is like a guy saying chocolate is their favorite ice cream flavor. Many such cases.

 

[NoIdeaWhatImDoing]

"That's why I have an Instagram and take all these pictures of my huge breasts and do interviews about them in the national press!"

Biggest breasts in England...there are probably hundreds of women in villages all over who have tits just as big who quietly go about their lives.

yup same with " this is the most beautiful woman " and it's a pic of an actress/influencer/model. The internet is full of pics of random women who are naturally much prettier but aren't attention whores. Same with men. Most people want to live anonymous lives.

 

[Kingfisher9000]

Are those really Britain’s biggest boobs? I mean yeah they’re big, but the biggest?

 

[BulkForceFive]

As they said of the Sherman tank in WWII, quantity is a quality all of its own. Yes, I compared this lass to a tank. Stout body, plenty of firepower, what's not to love?

Does she also catch fire when struck in the rear?